President Bush...
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One sunny day in January, 2009 an old man approached the White House from Across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.' The Marine looked at the man and said, 'Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.' The old man said, 'Okay', and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.' The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.' The man thanked him and, again, just walked away. The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.' The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?' The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.' The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow, Sir.'
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Very good.. I've just forwarded it on to some people...
Me too. A perfect joke.
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One sunny day in January, 2009 an old man approached the White House from Across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.' The Marine looked at the man and said, 'Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.' The old man said, 'Okay', and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.' The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.' The man thanked him and, again, just walked away. The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.' The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?' The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.' The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow, Sir.'
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One sunny day in January, 2009 an old man approached the White House from Across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.' The Marine looked at the man and said, 'Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.' The old man said, 'Okay', and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.' The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.' The man thanked him and, again, just walked away. The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.' The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?' The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.' The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow, Sir.'
I think I heard the same joke about Clinton 8 years ago.
"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." - Albert Einstein
Jason Henderson
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One sunny day in January, 2009 an old man approached the White House from Across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.' The Marine looked at the man and said, 'Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.' The old man said, 'Okay', and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.' The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.' The man thanked him and, again, just walked away. The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.' The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?' The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.' The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow, Sir.'
Such a repost: http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=384711#xx384711xx[^] http://forums.about.com/n/pfx/forum.aspx?tsn=8&nav=messages&webtag=ab-politicalhmr&tid=664[^] Edit: Had a 1 voter on here, guess Clinton hangs around CP too :)
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Such a repost: http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=384711#xx384711xx[^] http://forums.about.com/n/pfx/forum.aspx?tsn=8&nav=messages&webtag=ab-politicalhmr&tid=664[^] Edit: Had a 1 voter on here, guess Clinton hangs around CP too :)
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Change one parameter and it is all the same :)
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One sunny day in January, 2009 an old man approached the White House from Across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.' The Marine looked at the man and said, 'Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.' The old man said, 'Okay', and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.' The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.' The man thanked him and, again, just walked away. The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.' The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?' The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.' The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow, Sir.'
I believe President is a Title for Life so that Bush will always be President, just like Clinton, the other Bush, and Carter.
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Such a repost: http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=384711#xx384711xx[^] http://forums.about.com/n/pfx/forum.aspx?tsn=8&nav=messages&webtag=ab-politicalhmr&tid=664[^] Edit: Had a 1 voter on here, guess Clinton hangs around CP too :)
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Rocky Moore wrote:
Such a repost: http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=384711#xx384711xx
Yeah, like almost 6 years ago :|
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Change one parameter and it is all the same :)
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Is that called post overloading?
only two letters away from being an asset
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Is that called post overloading?
only two letters away from being an asset
:)
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I think I heard the same joke about Clinton 8 years ago.
"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." - Albert Einstein
Jason Henderson
And undoubtedly, we'll hear the same joke about Obama in 8 (or hopefully, 4) years.
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I believe President is a Title for Life so that Bush will always be President, just like Clinton, the other Bush, and Carter.
Need software developed? Offering C# development all over the United States, ERL GLOBAL, Inc is the only call you will have to make.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway
Most of this sig is for Google, not ego.Sweet! I was president of my high school class! I'll let everyone at work here know and report back how it goes.
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I believe President is a Title for Life so that Bush will always be President, just like Clinton, the other Bush, and Carter.
Need software developed? Offering C# development all over the United States, ERL GLOBAL, Inc is the only call you will have to make.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway
Most of this sig is for Google, not ego.Also, you skipped Reagan!
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And undoubtedly, we'll hear the same joke about Obama in 8 (or hopefully, 4) years.
Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango
This post is already hovering close to the SOAPBOX line!
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Also, you skipped Reagan!
I only listed living Presidents.
Need software developed? Offering C# development all over the United States, ERL GLOBAL, Inc is the only call you will have to make.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway
Most of this sig is for Google, not ego. -
I only listed living Presidents.
Need software developed? Offering C# development all over the United States, ERL GLOBAL, Inc is the only call you will have to make.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway
Most of this sig is for Google, not ego.Darnit! I knew I was missing something!
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And undoubtedly, we'll hear the same joke about Obama in 8 (or hopefully, 4) years.
Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango
For Clinton this joke made sense because the military hated the man. But I've always heard they liked Bush.
"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." - Albert Einstein
Jason Henderson
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For Clinton this joke made sense because the military hated the man. But I've always heard they liked Bush.
"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." - Albert Einstein
Jason Henderson
It's not like the fact that the joke is years old, dependent on context, and doesn't make sense if switched by party has ever stopped them before. See "Post Turtle".
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This post is already hovering close to the SOAPBOX line!
Yep, the whole thread is borderline soapbox material.
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