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  • S Shog9 0

    d@nish wrote:

    say you have made a code and its perfect. It the last day of your PL, Now you ask your PL to just check in the code. How can any one be sure that it is a tribute.

    Ah... a question for the ages. Settle in son, let me tune my keyboard... and give you

    The greatest and best code in the world... Tribute.

    Long time ago, me and my brother PL here... We was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle of the road. And he said, "Write me the greatest code in the world, or I'll eat your soul." Well i looked at PL, and he looked back and me, and we turned to the demon and typed... Ok. And we hammered out the first think that came to our heads, and it just so happened to be, The Best Code in the World, it was The Best Code in the World -

    var two = 1+1;
    var three = two+1;
    var Destiny = (new Date()).getFullYear() / 100000 == Math.random();
    if ( Destiny && Sun.dothShine() && Moon.dothGlow() )
    {
    // perfect code goes here
    }

    This is not The Greatest Code in the World, no. This is just a tribute. Can't remember The Greatest Code in the World, so i checked in this tribute.

    :rolleyes:

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    You're right. These facts that you've laid out totally contradict the wild ramblings that I pulled off the back of cornflakes packets.

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    keyboard warrior
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    damn haha. why was that not the original post ;P zomg! who voted you down >:(

    ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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      damn haha. why was that not the original post ;P zomg! who voted you down >:(

      ----------------------------------------------------------- "When I first saw it, I just thought that you really, really enjoyed programming in java." - Leslie Sanford

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      Shog9 0
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      jgasm wrote:

      zomg! who voted you down

      Tenacious D haters. Or possibly, fans. :-\

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      You're right. These facts that you've laid out totally contradict the wild ramblings that I pulled off the back of cornflakes packets.

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      • P Paul Watson

        :laugh: I could hear the fiddles in the background as I read that... I then segued onto dueling banjos and now find myself up red neck creek without a washboard... argh! (Who or WTF is PL?)

        cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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        Pete OHanlon
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        In Tenacious D, it's Kyle - but we can't bring ourselves to name *he who must not be named* in he lounge. The double asterisks marks the sepulchural tones mark.

        Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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        • S Shog9 0

          d@nish wrote:

          say you have made a code and its perfect. It the last day of your PL, Now you ask your PL to just check in the code. How can any one be sure that it is a tribute.

          Ah... a question for the ages. Settle in son, let me tune my keyboard... and give you

          The greatest and best code in the world... Tribute.

          Long time ago, me and my brother PL here... We was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle of the road. And he said, "Write me the greatest code in the world, or I'll eat your soul." Well i looked at PL, and he looked back and me, and we turned to the demon and typed... Ok. And we hammered out the first think that came to our heads, and it just so happened to be, The Best Code in the World, it was The Best Code in the World -

          var two = 1+1;
          var three = two+1;
          var Destiny = (new Date()).getFullYear() / 100000 == Math.random();
          if ( Destiny && Sun.dothShine() && Moon.dothGlow() )
          {
          // perfect code goes here
          }

          This is not The Greatest Code in the World, no. This is just a tribute. Can't remember The Greatest Code in the World, so i checked in this tribute.

          :rolleyes:

          ----

          You're right. These facts that you've laid out totally contradict the wild ramblings that I pulled off the back of cornflakes packets.

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          PIEBALDconsult
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          Shog9 wrote:

          "Write me the greatest code in the world, or I'll eat your soul."

          Uh, sorry, don't have one... how about a nice piece of cheese?

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          • H Henry Minute

            jgasm wrote:

            well we had a debate about what they think is tribute

            jgasm wrote:

            perhaps you can use another word in place of "tribute"

            Since d@nish has gone to bed i'll fix it for you. well we had a debate about what they think is tribute rhubarb. There. Is that easier to understand?

            Henry Minute If you open a can of worms, any valid solution *MUST* involve a larger can!

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            Paul Watson
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            No, but now I want pie.

            cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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            • D dan sh

              It was regarding some topic.to simplify it..let me say this thing: say you have made a code and its perfect. It the last day of your PL, Now you ask your PL to just check in the code. How can any one be sure that it is a tribute.

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              PIEBALDconsult
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              Ummm... you want to be sure the code is attributed to you even though it's checked in by someone else? I sure hope you at least wrote comments to indicate the who, what, when, and why of your changes.

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              • D dan sh

                It was regarding some topic.to simplify it..let me say this thing: say you have made a code and its perfect. It the last day of your PL, Now you ask your PL to just check in the code. How can any one be sure that it is a tribute.

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                Lost User
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                d@nish wrote:

                say you have made a code and its perfect. It the last day of your PL, Now you ask your PL to just check in the code. How can any one be sure that it is a tribute.

                Do you mean: "You have written some code, and it has passed testing. It is your Project Leader's last day on the job. You ask your project leader to check your code in to your source repository. How can anyone be sure the code is attributed to you?" If so, I don't see the relevance of the PL's last day - how can one ever be sure? If not, then I'm as confused as everyone else and need a lie-down.

                Life is like a pubic hair on the toilet seat... ...sometimes, you just get pissed off. .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                • H Henry Minute

                  jgasm wrote:

                  well we had a debate about what they think is tribute

                  jgasm wrote:

                  perhaps you can use another word in place of "tribute"

                  Since d@nish has gone to bed i'll fix it for you. well we had a debate about what they think is tribute rhubarb. There. Is that easier to understand?

                  Henry Minute If you open a can of worms, any valid solution *MUST* involve a larger can!

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                  Roger Wright
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                  Henry Minute wrote:

                  rhubarb.

                  Is that a code name for yet another version of Windows?

                  "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                  • P Paul Watson

                    No, but now I want pie.

                    cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                    Roger Wright
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                    Me, too, and I make a great rhubarb pie (so I'm told). But it doesn't grow here, and the stores rarely have any. :(

                    "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                    • P Paul Watson

                      Anyone else confused?

                      cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                      Joan M
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                      Yes... no... eeerr... maybe... but... surely yes but no, but yes but no. Well I'm listening to Celine Dion right now so I guess that at least I'm also traumatized...

                      [www.tamelectromecanica.com][www.tam.cat]

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                      • D dan sh

                        It was regarding some topic.to simplify it..let me say this thing: say you have made a code and its perfect. It the last day of your PL, Now you ask your PL to just check in the code. How can any one be sure that it is a tribute.

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                        Joan M
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                        There are red birds in the south of the amazon river... Seriously: I've not got it.

                        [www.tamelectromecanica.com][www.tam.cat]

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                        • J Joan M

                          Yes... no... eeerr... maybe... but... surely yes but no, but yes but no. Well I'm listening to Celine Dion right now so I guess that at least I'm also traumatized...

                          [www.tamelectromecanica.com][www.tam.cat]

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                          Paul Watson
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                          Her sonic vibrations are a powerful untapped military weapon. They turn your brain to mush and make you start swaying from side to side.

                          cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                          • R Roger Wright

                            Me, too, and I make a great rhubarb pie (so I'm told). But it doesn't grow here, and the stores rarely have any. :(

                            "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                            Henry Minute
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                            Roger Wright wrote:

                            I make a great rhubarb pie (so I'm told). But it doesn't grow here

                            If you are ever in the UK you should pay a visit to the infamous [spooky voice]Rhubarb Triangle[/spooky voice]. Real region BTW.

                            Henry Minute If you open a can of worms, any valid solution *MUST* involve a larger can!

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