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  • N neilarnold

    I know I'm blowing my own trumpet, but my ability to resolve problems sometimes surprises myself! http://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/View.aspx?fid=1725&select=2806407&fr=1#xx2806407xx[^] Neil

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    dan sh
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    Why didnt anyone told him that MS charges a random stored procedure ones in a while for honoring you with SQL server.

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    • N neilarnold

      I know I'm blowing my own trumpet, but my ability to resolve problems sometimes surprises myself! http://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/View.aspx?fid=1725&select=2806407&fr=1#xx2806407xx[^] Neil

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      Rama Krishna Vavilala
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      Absolutely Brilliant!

      Proud to be a CPHog user

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      • N neilarnold

        I know I'm blowing my own trumpet, but my ability to resolve problems sometimes surprises myself! http://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/View.aspx?fid=1725&select=2806407&fr=1#xx2806407xx[^] Neil

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        Just when you think you've seen it all...

        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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        • realJSOPR realJSOP

          Just when you think you've seen it all...

          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
          -----
          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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          neilarnold
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          Trouble is, I'm concerned that am I encouraging 'urgentz plz' by actually providing a solution that works. Could this be a whole new pasttime - best "solution" for an 'urgentz plz'? Must be worth a trophy at the end of the year! Neil.

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          • N neilarnold

            I know I'm blowing my own trumpet, but my ability to resolve problems sometimes surprises myself! http://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/View.aspx?fid=1725&select=2806407&fr=1#xx2806407xx[^] Neil

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            Chris Meech
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            That was a geat response. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

            Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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            • N neilarnold

              I know I'm blowing my own trumpet, but my ability to resolve problems sometimes surprises myself! http://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/View.aspx?fid=1725&select=2806407&fr=1#xx2806407xx[^] Neil

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              Zhat
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              Awesome!

              neilarnold wrote:

              I know I'm blowing my own trumpet

              I had a dog that could do this... :wtf: :omg:

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              • N neilarnold

                I know I'm blowing my own trumpet, but my ability to resolve problems sometimes surprises myself! http://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/View.aspx?fid=1725&select=2806407&fr=1#xx2806407xx[^] Neil

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                Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                wtf, nice.

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                • N neilarnold

                  Trouble is, I'm concerned that am I encouraging 'urgentz plz' by actually providing a solution that works. Could this be a whole new pasttime - best "solution" for an 'urgentz plz'? Must be worth a trophy at the end of the year! Neil.

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                  NormDroid
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                  Although funny especially the 'thanks boss', I'd prefer not to entertain such f*ckwits, these people need to stay away from IT - fullstop.

                  Software Kinetics - Moving software

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                  • N neilarnold

                    Trouble is, I'm concerned that am I encouraging 'urgentz plz' by actually providing a solution that works. Could this be a whole new pasttime - best "solution" for an 'urgentz plz'? Must be worth a trophy at the end of the year! Neil.

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                    Lost User
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                    It is simple the law of large numbers at work. For every several thousand sarcastic answers, one will sadly be correct. Don't let it get you down.

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                    • N neilarnold

                      I know I'm blowing my own trumpet, but my ability to resolve problems sometimes surprises myself! http://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/View.aspx?fid=1725&select=2806407&fr=1#xx2806407xx[^] Neil

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                      Pete OHanlon
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                      Your mojo is strong today grasshopper.

                      Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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