India to crash into the Moon
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I am waiting for the Taj Mahal Indian Restaurant to open in the Sea of Tranquility.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Sea of Tranquility
2042: India buys rights to Sea of Tranquility and renames it Sahara Computers Tranquility Sea. * Extra information for the terminally bored; Sahara Computers bought a bunch of stadia in South Africa and renamed them. I can't tell you how much that annoyed me.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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NASA has just outsourced it's probe crashing to India, that's all...
That would be funnier if there were real Indians aboard the probe. Sadly, it is unmanned...
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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An Indian space probe I mean[^], not India itself. Though that would be pretty awesome. Anyone else think there is no point in crashing TVs into the Moon? Can't they ask NASA for some data? They do know NASA has landed on the moon a few times, right? It just seems short sighted. First we save costs by not caring what is left behind in orbit so increasing future costs. Some day the Moon is going to send India a clean-up bill.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
They're dead certain that NASA is hoarding all the green cheese and claiming there's nothing there but rocks and dust. India has people to feed, and can't take the chance that NASA may never share the bounty, so they're going to take a peek for themselves.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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An Indian space probe I mean[^], not India itself. Though that would be pretty awesome. Anyone else think there is no point in crashing TVs into the Moon? Can't they ask NASA for some data? They do know NASA has landed on the moon a few times, right? It just seems short sighted. First we save costs by not caring what is left behind in orbit so increasing future costs. Some day the Moon is going to send India a clean-up bill.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
Paul Watson wrote:
Though that would be pretty awesome.
Did John Simmons steal your CP Password?
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An Indian space probe I mean[^], not India itself. Though that would be pretty awesome. Anyone else think there is no point in crashing TVs into the Moon? Can't they ask NASA for some data? They do know NASA has landed on the moon a few times, right? It just seems short sighted. First we save costs by not caring what is left behind in orbit so increasing future costs. Some day the Moon is going to send India a clean-up bill.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
Paul Watson wrote:
Though that would be pretty awesome.
Why?
Paul Watson wrote:
Anyone else think there is no point in crashing TVs into the Moon?
Dont tell me if noone falls while starting to ride a bicycle. This is first ever mission buddy. And it didnt caused lives as in case of Apollo - 1.
Paul Watson wrote:
Some day the Moon is going to send India a clean-up bill.
This[^] might be an eye opener. Now tell me who is going get the bill?
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An Indian space probe I mean[^], not India itself. Though that would be pretty awesome. Anyone else think there is no point in crashing TVs into the Moon? Can't they ask NASA for some data? They do know NASA has landed on the moon a few times, right? It just seems short sighted. First we save costs by not caring what is left behind in orbit so increasing future costs. Some day the Moon is going to send India a clean-up bill.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
"A successful crash into the moon by the Indian space probe sent back it's final message...URGENTZ! Indian Space authorities were elated knowing that many US, UK and Candian space organizations would immediately reply with solutions and suggestion that would allow the Indian Space agencies to just sit back while they do all the work."
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An Indian space probe I mean[^], not India itself. Though that would be pretty awesome. Anyone else think there is no point in crashing TVs into the Moon? Can't they ask NASA for some data? They do know NASA has landed on the moon a few times, right? It just seems short sighted. First we save costs by not caring what is left behind in orbit so increasing future costs. Some day the Moon is going to send India a clean-up bill.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
"One of the objectives of this probe is to understand the moon for future soft landings", [spokesman] Guruprasad said. Here's a hint: it's a rock.
-- Abort, Retry, Hurl computer into the hellfire in which it was forged?
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Paul Watson wrote:
Though that would be pretty awesome.
Why?
Paul Watson wrote:
Anyone else think there is no point in crashing TVs into the Moon?
Dont tell me if noone falls while starting to ride a bicycle. This is first ever mission buddy. And it didnt caused lives as in case of Apollo - 1.
Paul Watson wrote:
Some day the Moon is going to send India a clean-up bill.
This[^] might be an eye opener. Now tell me who is going get the bill?
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d@nish wrote:
Why?
Imagine india being launched to space and then "controled" crash on the moon! If you would not find that awesome, then I don't know what you could find awesome!
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An Indian space probe I mean[^], not India itself. Though that would be pretty awesome. Anyone else think there is no point in crashing TVs into the Moon? Can't they ask NASA for some data? They do know NASA has landed on the moon a few times, right? It just seems short sighted. First we save costs by not caring what is left behind in orbit so increasing future costs. Some day the Moon is going to send India a clean-up bill.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
"Hard landing" is an interesting euphemism for a 3,579 mph collision. :laugh:
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An Indian space probe I mean[^], not India itself. Though that would be pretty awesome. Anyone else think there is no point in crashing TVs into the Moon? Can't they ask NASA for some data? They do know NASA has landed on the moon a few times, right? It just seems short sighted. First we save costs by not caring what is left behind in orbit so increasing future costs. Some day the Moon is going to send India a clean-up bill.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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That would be funnier if there were real Indians aboard the probe. Sadly, it is unmanned...
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
No replies though.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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Paul Watson wrote:
Though that would be pretty awesome.
Why?
Paul Watson wrote:
Anyone else think there is no point in crashing TVs into the Moon?
Dont tell me if noone falls while starting to ride a bicycle. This is first ever mission buddy. And it didnt caused lives as in case of Apollo - 1.
Paul Watson wrote:
Some day the Moon is going to send India a clean-up bill.
This[^] might be an eye opener. Now tell me who is going get the bill?
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d@nish wrote:
Dont tell me if noone falls while starting to ride a bicycle. This is first ever mission buddy. And it didnt caused lives as in case of Apollo - 1.
Umm. This isn't "a fall." They are intentionally crashing it into the Moon. They aren't even trying to land it safely. They are doubtful it will even work after the crash. So they'll probably get a split second of impact data and then nothing, just a TV sized heap of twisted metal on the Moon's surface.
d@nish wrote:
This[^] might be an eye opener. Now tell me who is going get the bill?
India. And the US and a few other countries. But India should still get a bill. Just hope there isn't a sacred cow grazing where the probe crashes eh ;)
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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Paul Watson wrote:
Though that would be pretty awesome.
Why?
Paul Watson wrote:
Anyone else think there is no point in crashing TVs into the Moon?
Dont tell me if noone falls while starting to ride a bicycle. This is first ever mission buddy. And it didnt caused lives as in case of Apollo - 1.
Paul Watson wrote:
Some day the Moon is going to send India a clean-up bill.
This[^] might be an eye opener. Now tell me who is going get the bill?
Loading signature. Please wait...
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An Indian space probe I mean[^], not India itself. Though that would be pretty awesome. Anyone else think there is no point in crashing TVs into the Moon? Can't they ask NASA for some data? They do know NASA has landed on the moon a few times, right? It just seems short sighted. First we save costs by not caring what is left behind in orbit so increasing future costs. Some day the Moon is going to send India a clean-up bill.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
Paul Watson wrote:
India to crash into the Moon.
That is how you make an impact! :-O
Paul Watson wrote:
Anyone else think there is no point in crashing TVs into the Moon? Can't they ask NASA for some data? They do know NASA has landed on the moon a few times, right?
Don't we have new programmers still writing "Hello world" program? Or do you suggest them to google and download the binary, execute it, and enjoy watching the magic text on the screen? ;)
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Sea of Tranquility
2042: India buys rights to Sea of Tranquility and renames it Sahara Computers Tranquility Sea. * Extra information for the terminally bored; Sahara Computers bought a bunch of stadia in South Africa and renamed them. I can't tell you how much that annoyed me.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
Paul Watson wrote:
Sahara Computers Tranquility Sea.
...and programming questions will still be URGENT :rolleyes:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Paul Watson wrote:
India to crash into the Moon.
That is how you make an impact! :-O
Paul Watson wrote:
Anyone else think there is no point in crashing TVs into the Moon? Can't they ask NASA for some data? They do know NASA has landed on the moon a few times, right?
Don't we have new programmers still writing "Hello world" program? Or do you suggest them to google and download the binary, execute it, and enjoy watching the magic text on the screen? ;)
Give me codez to prnt Hello World on screen must use c pound. thx
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That would be funnier if there were real Indians aboard the probe. Sadly, it is unmanned...
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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No replies though.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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Give me codez to prnt Hello World on screen must use c pound. thx
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