All Y'all Missed It
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My Fortieth Birthday finished 5 minutes ago and not one of you bastards remembered. None of you turned up to the party yesterday either and I even put an invite post up a few days ago.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
I don't even *remember* being 40 (and 50 is becoming a distant memory as well)...
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My Fortieth Birthday finished 5 minutes ago and not one of you bastards remembered. None of you turned up to the party yesterday either and I even put an invite post up a few days ago.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Happy (Belated) Birthday! Welcome to middle age, Mick. Don't feel bad; I turn
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My Fortieth Birthday finished 5 minutes ago and not one of you bastards remembered. None of you turned up to the party yesterday either and I even put an invite post up a few days ago.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Happy Birthday! Australia is too far to go for beers...sorry I missed your gig. My b-day the day after tomorrow (18th) so we're fellow Scorpios. Here's your horoscope:
You can come out on top if you are precise and moderate in your appeal to others. Stability will result if you throw your gains into something solid and secure for the future. You can profit if you can separate your compassion from your shrewdness. Keep things in perspective. Your numbers are 6, 9, 19, 24, 32, 39, 47 Birthday Baby: You are a masterful solutions-finder, an original who recognizes the potential of what you observe. You are a collector of information. CELEBRITIES BORN ON THIS DAY: Maggie Gyllenhaal, 31; Trevor Penick, 29; Oksana Baiul, 31; Dwight Gooden, 44 -
My Fortieth Birthday finished 5 minutes ago and not one of you bastards remembered. None of you turned up to the party yesterday either and I even put an invite post up a few days ago.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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My Fortieth Birthday finished 5 minutes ago and not one of you bastards remembered. None of you turned up to the party yesterday either and I even put an invite post up a few days ago.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Of course I remembered it! Australia being too far away to swim, though, I drank heavily in your honor and was too potted to post. Besides, it's still your birthday here for hours yet, so Happy Birthday Michael! May you live to see another one. :-D
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My Fortieth Birthday finished 5 minutes ago and not one of you bastards remembered. None of you turned up to the party yesterday either and I even put an invite post up a few days ago.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Ah, forty. Beware of inexplicable weight gain, the urge to scrog women half your age, feeling out of touch with those around you and the voices in the back of your head saying, 'Go ahead and buy that motorcycle or sports car.' Happy Birthday :-D
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My Fortieth Birthday finished 5 minutes ago and not one of you bastards remembered. None of you turned up to the party yesterday either and I even put an invite post up a few days ago.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Happy belated birthday mate :) I hope you drank the brewers dry :D
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My Fortieth Birthday finished 5 minutes ago and not one of you bastards remembered. None of you turned up to the party yesterday either and I even put an invite post up a few days ago.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Happy belated party from another '68 guy. :-D
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My Fortieth Birthday finished 5 minutes ago and not one of you bastards remembered. None of you turned up to the party yesterday either and I even put an invite post up a few days ago.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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My Fortieth Birthday finished 5 minutes ago and not one of you bastards remembered. None of you turned up to the party yesterday either and I even put an invite post up a few days ago.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
40 years old??? Happy birthday you youngster.
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My Fortieth Birthday finished 5 minutes ago and not one of you bastards remembered. None of you turned up to the party yesterday either and I even put an invite post up a few days ago.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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My sincerest apologies--I've been dealing with ever changing user requirements so I have not been too active on the board to have read the original post. You can either sentence me to 10 lashes or 10 drinks.
Blog link to be reinstated at a later date.
leckey wrote:
10 lashes or 10 drinks.
Which would you prefer?
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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My Fortieth Birthday finished 5 minutes ago and not one of you bastards remembered. None of you turned up to the party yesterday either and I even put an invite post up a few days ago.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
stop ya whining ya blouse Bryce
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stop ya whining ya blouse Bryce
MCP --- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
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bryce wrote:
stop ya whining ya blouse
Listen Sheep Shagger, your still in the shit till January 2018 for missing my Brissie drinks, so pull your head in.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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My Fortieth Birthday finished 5 minutes ago and not one of you bastards remembered. None of you turned up to the party yesterday either and I even put an invite post up a few days ago.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
I would have made it but nobody wanted to carpool from Los Angeles, and with gas prices what they are... :/
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My Fortieth Birthday finished 5 minutes ago and not one of you bastards remembered. None of you turned up to the party yesterday either and I even put an invite post up a few days ago.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Well, I was going to make my famous graveyard cakes for your 40th, but I got latched on for converting the garage to a gymnastics room. Sorry I missed the party! Congrats on 40! it's all downhill from here! ;)
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