The Film Genie offers you three wishes...
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Just before she gores you with her species tendrals?
MrPlankton
(bad guy)"Fear is a hammer, and when the people are beaten finally to the conviction that their existence hangs by a frayed thread, they will be led where they need to go."
(good guy)"Which is where?"
(bad guy)"To a responsible future in a properly managed world."
Dean Koontz, The Good GuyNasty!
------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop
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Just before she gores you with her species tendrals?
MrPlankton
(bad guy)"Fear is a hammer, and when the people are beaten finally to the conviction that their existence hangs by a frayed thread, they will be led where they need to go."
(good guy)"Which is where?"
(bad guy)"To a responsible future in a properly managed world."
Dean Koontz, The Good GuyI’ll tame her using my natural charm. So she will use to use her tentacles only for massage. ;P
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The holo-deck. That's it - that's all I'd need. Just me, the Penelope Cruz triplets and the Salma Hayek twins. I'd be dead in a week, but what a way to go.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
In a week? That's the most shameless form of misguided optimism I've seen in a while! Who are you kidding? You'd give up the ghost after the first night! But what a way to go! Have you seen "Bandidas"? Awesome scene in the movie that might inspire you! :)
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Anything in films or TV that could be made real, what three things would you have? for me it would be : 1) Tardis - Never be without a home. 2) Orac - Control the world. 3) Light Sabre - Just because!
------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop
1). "Jumper" abilities (But no Paladins, kthx) That is all.
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Anything in films or TV that could be made real, what three things would you have? for me it would be : 1) Tardis - Never be without a home. 2) Orac - Control the world. 3) Light Sabre - Just because!
------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop
- to be "the one" without having to assassinate myself. 2) a hollodeck (I'll even write my own holloprogram) 3) to be a natural at the force (I hear it is a great way to "pick up" women)
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
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I have noticed that the majority of the wish list is either SEX or POWER. What is it with wishes?
------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop
> What is it with wishes? Hey I was planning on sharing time on the hollodeck with others here... and using my powers for good because I can be trusted with them. :) trust me! :) back in my AD&D days I was a dungeon master, one of the best in a very small town (which does not say too much). I loved handing out wishes until folks stopped using them. conservation of energy/mass told me that magic would take physical objects from the easiest source. If you wish for gold it comes from the nearest single source like a king or a dragon. one guy wished for a natural -10 armor class (think tank skin) I gave him a lizards body and scales. to me it was a challenge to see if I could outthink the players and give them side-affects while they attemted to phrase wishes to prevent side affects. it was all part of the game their creativity vs. mine. I know better than to make a real wish, but I can still joke about it. :)
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
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- Pod racer from the 1st(4th) star wars 2) Hovering surf board from Back to the future 3) The phone box from Bill and Ted's
> The phone box from Bill and Ted's you just want to pick up a most excellent princess [ playing air guitar ]
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
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- to be "the one" without having to assassinate myself. 2) a hollodeck (I'll even write my own holloprogram) 3) to be a natural at the force (I hear it is a great way to "pick up" women)
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
Which "the one" the only one I can think of from wholely weird is is Jeffrey Sinclair from Babylon5, but he only turned himself into an alien and exiled himself back in time. :doh:
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Which "the one" the only one I can think of from wholely weird is is Jeffrey Sinclair from Babylon5, but he only turned himself into an alien and exiled himself back in time. :doh:
Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall
"the one" starring Jet Li and fighting against ... Jet Li. :)
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
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In a week? That's the most shameless form of misguided optimism I've seen in a while! Who are you kidding? You'd give up the ghost after the first night! But what a way to go! Have you seen "Bandidas"? Awesome scene in the movie that might inspire you! :)
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If it's the "I won't dishonour my profession" scene, then I know the one. What type of idiot would turn them down?
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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If it's the "I won't dishonour my profession" scene, then I know the one. What type of idiot would turn them down?
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
No kidding, even my wife said he was an idiot! :)
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog
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Anything in films or TV that could be made real, what three things would you have? for me it would be : 1) Tardis - Never be without a home. 2) Orac - Control the world. 3) Light Sabre - Just because!
------------------------------------ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop
1. HAL 2. John Travolta's disco moves from Saturday Night Fever 3. An invisible giant white rabbit from Harvey (I actually already have No. 3 but I'm trying to keep it quiet)
Life is like a pubic hair on the toilet seat... ...sometimes, you just get pissed off. .\\axxx (That's an 'M')