JOTD
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two apples were having a conversation. the first one said, "these humans never stop fighting. when they finally destroy each other, we'll get to rule the world". the other apple replies, "which of us? the reds or the greens?".
---------------------------------------------------------- "unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep" - my daily unix command list
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two apples were having a conversation. the first one said, "these humans never stop fighting. when they finally destroy each other, we'll get to rule the world". the other apple replies, "which of us? the reds or the greens?".
---------------------------------------------------------- "unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep" - my daily unix command list
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The only fruit joke I know:- Green grape says to the purple grape - "for gods sake breathe!!!"
Apathy Rules - I suppose...
Its not the things you fear that come to get you but all the things that you don't expect
Only gave you 5 because that's the highest I am allowed.
My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"
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two apples were having a conversation. the first one said, "these humans never stop fighting. when they finally destroy each other, we'll get to rule the world". the other apple replies, "which of us? the reds or the greens?".
---------------------------------------------------------- "unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep" - my daily unix command list
A seal walks into a club ....
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness. ~Sheik Abd-al-Kadir
I can't always be wrong ... or can I? -
A seal walks into a club ....
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness. ~Sheik Abd-al-Kadir
I can't always be wrong ... or can I?A priest, a homosexual and a pedophile, walks into a bar...
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two apples were having a conversation. the first one said, "these humans never stop fighting. when they finally destroy each other, we'll get to rule the world". the other apple replies, "which of us? the reds or the greens?".
---------------------------------------------------------- "unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep" - my daily unix command list
:laugh: Regards, Sathesh. The best way to express one's gratitude to the Divine is to feel simply Happy..