Mandlebrot
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Some people use graphics packages to draw pictures, and databases to store data. Some people get these two ideas mixed up. http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Stupid-Coding-Tricks-The-TSQL-Madlebrot.aspx[^]
That is brilliant. I love it. I love crazy uses of SQL.
Simon
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Some people use graphics packages to draw pictures, and databases to store data. Some people get these two ideas mixed up. http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Stupid-Coding-Tricks-The-TSQL-Madlebrot.aspx[^]
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Some people use graphics packages to draw pictures, and databases to store data. Some people get these two ideas mixed up. http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Stupid-Coding-Tricks-The-TSQL-Madlebrot.aspx[^]
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Some people use graphics packages to draw pictures, and databases to store data. Some people get these two ideas mixed up. http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Stupid-Coding-Tricks-The-TSQL-Madlebrot.aspx[^]
I'm going to sneak this into one of my databases :D
Todd Smith
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Some people use graphics packages to draw pictures, and databases to store data. Some people get these two ideas mixed up. http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Stupid-Coding-Tricks-The-TSQL-Madlebrot.aspx[^]
Whoa, that's incredible. Somehow I get this idea the DBA must have had some spare time (I reread it and the guy said he was bored one day).
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Some people use graphics packages to draw pictures, and databases to store data. Some people get these two ideas mixed up. http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Stupid-Coding-Tricks-The-TSQL-Madlebrot.aspx[^]
What the ....! :wtf: Yep, it worked! That trick elicited the proper reaction from me. Gotta give the some serious credit. I know about 4 DBA's, and NONE of them could ever write code like that.
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Some people use graphics packages to draw pictures, and databases to store data. Some people get these two ideas mixed up. http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Stupid-Coding-Tricks-The-TSQL-Madlebrot.aspx[^]
:OMG: OMG, that DBA hasn't gotten laid...... EVER :WTF:
Harvey Saayman - South Africa Junior Developer .Net, C#, SQL
you.suck = (you.Passion != Programming & you.Occupation == jobTitles.Programmer)1000100 1101111 1100101 1110011 100000 1110100 1101000 1101001 1110011 100000 1101101 1100101 1100001 1101110 100000 1101001 1101101 100000 1100001 100000 1100111 1100101 1100101 1101011 111111 -
:OMG: OMG, that DBA hasn't gotten laid...... EVER :WTF:
Harvey Saayman - South Africa Junior Developer .Net, C#, SQL
you.suck = (you.Passion != Programming & you.Occupation == jobTitles.Programmer)1000100 1101111 1100101 1110011 100000 1110100 1101000 1101001 1110011 100000 1101101 1100101 1100001 1101110 100000 1101001 1101101 100000 1100001 100000 1100111 1100101 1100101 1101011 111111So what?
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So what?
Its just sad, that's all...
Harvey Saayman - South Africa Junior Developer .Net, C#, SQL
you.suck = (you.Passion != Programming & you.Occupation == jobTitles.Programmer)1000100 1101111 1100101 1110011 100000 1110100 1101000 1101001 1110011 100000 1101101 1100101 1100001 1101110 100000 1101001 1101101 100000 1100001 100000 1100111 1100101 1100101 1101011 111111 -
Its just sad, that's all...
Harvey Saayman - South Africa Junior Developer .Net, C#, SQL
you.suck = (you.Passion != Programming & you.Occupation == jobTitles.Programmer)1000100 1101111 1100101 1110011 100000 1110100 1101000 1101001 1110011 100000 1101101 1100101 1100001 1101110 100000 1101001 1101101 100000 1100001 100000 1100111 1100101 1100101 1101011 111111Yeah, but what has this to do with writing a mandelbrot visualization in SQL? (rhetorical question)