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  • P Paul Watson

    Writing a report on a funded project of ours and I was checking out an "annex" when I came across that number; 3.69122E+12 That is a big number, right? The number is the number of "months into the project" that a delivery has to be met. I'm guessing the word-processor screwed up but I still laughed. Be great if that deliverable really only had to be delivered on month 3.69122E+12 from the start date.

    cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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    Pete OHanlon
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    That's just the project kickoff. This obviously refers to the requirements gathering phase. It would be great if you could charge a daily rate on this one.

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    • P Paul Watson

      Writing a report on a funded project of ours and I was checking out an "annex" when I came across that number; 3.69122E+12 That is a big number, right? The number is the number of "months into the project" that a delivery has to be met. I'm guessing the word-processor screwed up but I still laughed. Be great if that deliverable really only had to be delivered on month 3.69122E+12 from the start date.

      cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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      Brady Kelly
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      Maybe its a projection, not a constraint? :laugh:

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      • P Paul Watson

        Writing a report on a funded project of ours and I was checking out an "annex" when I came across that number; 3.69122E+12 That is a big number, right? The number is the number of "months into the project" that a delivery has to be met. I'm guessing the word-processor screwed up but I still laughed. Be great if that deliverable really only had to be delivered on month 3.69122E+12 from the start date.

        cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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        Roger Wright
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        Plenty of time for another round of solitaire, eh? :-D

        "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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          Plenty of time for another round of solitaire, eh? :-D

          "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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          Paul Watson
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          I preferred Mine Sweeper. But yes, in that time even I would have figured solitaire out :D

          cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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          • P Paul Watson

            Writing a report on a funded project of ours and I was checking out an "annex" when I came across that number; 3.69122E+12 That is a big number, right? The number is the number of "months into the project" that a delivery has to be met. I'm guessing the word-processor screwed up but I still laughed. Be great if that deliverable really only had to be delivered on month 3.69122E+12 from the start date.

            cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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            El Corazon
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            sorry that was my estimate. The customer asked for a product. I ask what options, they said "all of them. give us everything." so I estimated it, they read the estimate and gave it to you instead. good luck!!! :)

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              sorry that was my estimate. The customer asked for a product. I ask what options, they said "all of them. give us everything." so I estimated it, they read the estimate and gave it to you instead. good luck!!! :)

              _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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              Paul Watson
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              El Corazon wrote:

              good luck!!! Smile

              Thanks El. Thankfully I'll be so long dead by then I don't need luck or anything else. I can just sit back and say "we are working on it. Delivery in 3.69122E+12 months."

              cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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              • P Paul Watson

                I preferred Mine Sweeper. But yes, in that time even I would have figured solitaire out :D

                cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                Roger Wright
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                Does the Mac come with a better selection of games?

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                  Does the Mac come with a better selection of games?

                  "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                  Paul Watson
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                  Nope. Windows is the gaming OS of choice.

                  cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                  • P Paul Watson

                    Writing a report on a funded project of ours and I was checking out an "annex" when I came across that number; 3.69122E+12 That is a big number, right? The number is the number of "months into the project" that a delivery has to be met. I'm guessing the word-processor screwed up but I still laughed. Be great if that deliverable really only had to be delivered on month 3.69122E+12 from the start date.

                    cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                    PIEBALDconsult
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                    Get one of those nifty countdown clocks.

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                    • P PIEBALDconsult

                      Get one of those nifty countdown clocks.

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                      Paul Watson
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                      :-D That would be awesome. It would have to be quite a wide and powerful countdown clock to handle that number.

                      cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                      • P Paul Watson

                        Nope. Windows is the gaming OS of choice.

                        cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                        Harvey Saayman
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                        Haha, you know what they say... Use the best tool for the job! And what is Windows good for? ...Solitaire :laugh:

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                        • P Paul Watson

                          :-D That would be awesome. It would have to be quite a wide and powerful countdown clock to handle that number.

                          cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                          Squirrel Hacker
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                          Nah... you could easily write it in ruby... Bignum is a wonderful thing

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                          • P Paul Watson

                            Writing a report on a funded project of ours and I was checking out an "annex" when I came across that number; 3.69122E+12 That is a big number, right? The number is the number of "months into the project" that a delivery has to be met. I'm guessing the word-processor screwed up but I still laughed. Be great if that deliverable really only had to be delivered on month 3.69122E+12 from the start date.

                            cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                            cpkilekofp
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                            Just say it..."three trillion months"...."three TRILLION months"....

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                            • P Paul Watson

                              Writing a report on a funded project of ours and I was checking out an "annex" when I came across that number; 3.69122E+12 That is a big number, right? The number is the number of "months into the project" that a delivery has to be met. I'm guessing the word-processor screwed up but I still laughed. Be great if that deliverable really only had to be delivered on month 3.69122E+12 from the start date.

                              cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                              Mark Miller
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                              I wonder what the Earth will look like in the year 307601668674? :)

                              Sincerely, -Mark mamiller@rhsnet.org

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                                Just say it..."three trillion months"...."three TRILLION months"....

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                                grgran
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                                If I had a dollar for each of those months I'd be able to pay ~1/3 of the current US deficit !

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                                  I wonder what the Earth will look like in the year 307601668674? :)

                                  Sincerely, -Mark mamiller@rhsnet.org

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                                  Kr0d
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                                  Mark Miller wrote:

                                  I wonder what the Earth will look like in the year 307601668674?

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                                  • G grgran

                                    If I had a dollar for each of those months I'd be able to pay ~1/3 of the current US deficit !

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                                    John Oxley
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                                    grgran wrote:

                                    If I had a dollar for each of those months I'd be able to pay ~1/3 of the current US deficit !

                                    If I had one zimbabwe dollar for each day in each of those months, I'd be able to pay for ~1/3 of a US cent!

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