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    El Corazon
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    I normally only drink my own from home or make my own in the evenings.... I was a bit sleepy today so I just got coffee from the break room.... Now I remember why I make my own. Just how difficult is it to make coffee? It tastes like a rat crawled inside the filter and went hot-tubbing in the coffee grounds. Now ground coffee never tastes as good as fresh or pressed, but how in the world do Engineers mess up coffee THIS bad?? Coffee isn't rocket science! perhaps here it would be better if it were.... :( I guess it is back to diet coke until after hours so I can make my own without it all disappearing.

    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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      I normally only drink my own from home or make my own in the evenings.... I was a bit sleepy today so I just got coffee from the break room.... Now I remember why I make my own. Just how difficult is it to make coffee? It tastes like a rat crawled inside the filter and went hot-tubbing in the coffee grounds. Now ground coffee never tastes as good as fresh or pressed, but how in the world do Engineers mess up coffee THIS bad?? Coffee isn't rocket science! perhaps here it would be better if it were.... :( I guess it is back to diet coke until after hours so I can make my own without it all disappearing.

      _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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      Dan Neely
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      if it's a typical work coffee pot it was last cleaned before being packaged in the factory. X| edit: Get a giant coffee thermos, and guard the pot until it's done and you can take it all away with you.

      Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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        I normally only drink my own from home or make my own in the evenings.... I was a bit sleepy today so I just got coffee from the break room.... Now I remember why I make my own. Just how difficult is it to make coffee? It tastes like a rat crawled inside the filter and went hot-tubbing in the coffee grounds. Now ground coffee never tastes as good as fresh or pressed, but how in the world do Engineers mess up coffee THIS bad?? Coffee isn't rocket science! perhaps here it would be better if it were.... :( I guess it is back to diet coke until after hours so I can make my own without it all disappearing.

        _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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        Maximilien
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        clean the pot, buy good (but not expensive) coffee, get a good filter (if it's a drip machine), use clean water, ...

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          clean the pot, buy good (but not expensive) coffee, get a good filter (if it's a drip machine), use clean water, ...

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          El Corazon
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          this I understand... but how in the blazes did they find rat bath water??? and WHERE???

          _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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            if it's a typical work coffee pot it was last cleaned before being packaged in the factory. X| edit: Get a giant coffee thermos, and guard the pot until it's done and you can take it all away with you.

            Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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            El Corazon
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            actually I cleaned that pot Thursday night.... it got that bad that fast....

            _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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              this I understand... but how in the blazes did they find rat bath water??? and WHERE???

              _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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              El Corazon wrote:

              but how in the blazes did they find rat bath water?

              You still work out in the desert somewhere, right? What you call water, we call "sewage"...

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              You're right. These facts that you've laid out totally contradict the wild ramblings that I pulled off the back of cornflakes packets.

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                I normally only drink my own from home or make my own in the evenings.... I was a bit sleepy today so I just got coffee from the break room.... Now I remember why I make my own. Just how difficult is it to make coffee? It tastes like a rat crawled inside the filter and went hot-tubbing in the coffee grounds. Now ground coffee never tastes as good as fresh or pressed, but how in the world do Engineers mess up coffee THIS bad?? Coffee isn't rocket science! perhaps here it would be better if it were.... :( I guess it is back to diet coke until after hours so I can make my own without it all disappearing.

                _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                Johan Pretorius
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                Your work has a automated coffee machine that grinds fresh beans before it dispenses a cup. :-D

                Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
                I can't always be wrong ... or can I?

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                  Your work has a automated coffee machine that grinds fresh beans before it dispenses a cup. :-D

                  Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
                  I can't always be wrong ... or can I?

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                  You're only a spoiled developer when the cup is brought to you by a butler.

                  "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

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                    I normally only drink my own from home or make my own in the evenings.... I was a bit sleepy today so I just got coffee from the break room.... Now I remember why I make my own. Just how difficult is it to make coffee? It tastes like a rat crawled inside the filter and went hot-tubbing in the coffee grounds. Now ground coffee never tastes as good as fresh or pressed, but how in the world do Engineers mess up coffee THIS bad?? Coffee isn't rocket science! perhaps here it would be better if it were.... :( I guess it is back to diet coke until after hours so I can make my own without it all disappearing.

                    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                    Chris Meech
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                    Back in October I spent 2 weeks in the UK on holidays and was amazed at how poor the coffee was. It was either really weak or extremely bitter. Greatefully, it was a holiday, so I replaced the liquid intake I missed from coffee with another. :)

                    Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                      You're only a spoiled developer when the cup is brought to you by a butler.

                      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                      realJSOP
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                      Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                      You're only a spoiled developer when the cup is brought to you by a butler.

                      Or an engineer. :)

                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                        I normally only drink my own from home or make my own in the evenings.... I was a bit sleepy today so I just got coffee from the break room.... Now I remember why I make my own. Just how difficult is it to make coffee? It tastes like a rat crawled inside the filter and went hot-tubbing in the coffee grounds. Now ground coffee never tastes as good as fresh or pressed, but how in the world do Engineers mess up coffee THIS bad?? Coffee isn't rocket science! perhaps here it would be better if it were.... :( I guess it is back to diet coke until after hours so I can make my own without it all disappearing.

                        _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                        Christian Graus
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                        Aren't you in the US ? Do they HAVE good coffee over there ? I've not found it and I'm coming close to having spent a year of my life there.

                        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                          Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                          You're only a spoiled developer when the cup is brought to you by a butler.

                          Or an engineer. :)

                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                          -----
                          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                          Christian Graus
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                          dressed in a miniskirt.

                          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                            dressed in a miniskirt.

                            Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                            and not male :doh:

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                              dressed in a miniskirt.

                              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                              Christian Graus wrote:

                              dressed in a miniskirt.

                              I feel I don't know you anymore. ;)

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                                Back in October I spent 2 weeks in the UK on holidays and was amazed at how poor the coffee was. It was either really weak or extremely bitter. Greatefully, it was a holiday, so I replaced the liquid intake I missed from coffee with another. :)

                                Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                                We have great coffee in the UK. Or course, it comes from Kenya or Colombia.

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                                  Back in October I spent 2 weeks in the UK on holidays and was amazed at how poor the coffee was. It was either really weak or extremely bitter. Greatefully, it was a holiday, so I replaced the liquid intake I missed from coffee with another. :)

                                  Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                                  JoeSox
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                                  Chris Meech wrote:

                                  Back in October I spent 2 weeks in the UK on holidays and was amazed at how poor the coffee was.

                                  Yeah, aren't they a tea nation?

                                  Later, JoeSox CPMCv1.0 - humanaiproject.org - Last.fm - pswrdgen - Joesox.com

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                                    Aren't you in the US ? Do they HAVE good coffee over there ? I've not found it and I'm coming close to having spent a year of my life there.

                                    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                                    JoeSox
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                                    Christian Graus wrote:

                                    Aren't you in the US ? Do they HAVE good coffee over there ? I've not found it and I'm coming close to having spent a year of my life there

                                    You don't like Starbucks blends or Seattle's Best?

                                    Later, JoeSox CPMCv1.0 - humanaiproject.org - Last.fm - pswrdgen - Joesox.com

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                                      You're only a spoiled developer when the cup is brought to you by a butler.

                                      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                                      El Corazon
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                                      how about a robot bringing the coffee? drive by wire vehicle?

                                      _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                                        El Corazon wrote:

                                        but how in the blazes did they find rat bath water?

                                        You still work out in the desert somewhere, right? What you call water, we call "sewage"...

                                        ----

                                        You're right. These facts that you've laid out totally contradict the wild ramblings that I pulled off the back of cornflakes packets.

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                                        Shog9 wrote:

                                        What you call water, we call "sewage"...

                                        Hey!:mad: Where do you think they got the water to make those beers you were guzzling last time you were here? It doesn't officially become sewage until you've finished processing it. Granted, very little "processing" is required - no need even to change the color - but the order is still important. ;P

                                        "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                                          Christian Graus wrote:

                                          Aren't you in the US ? Do they HAVE good coffee over there ? I've not found it and I'm coming close to having spent a year of my life there

                                          You don't like Starbucks blends or Seattle's Best?

                                          Later, JoeSox CPMCv1.0 - humanaiproject.org - Last.fm - pswrdgen - Joesox.com

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                                          Christian Graus
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                                          You're kidding, right ? That's not coffee. Do Starbucks even make coffee that's not full of syrups ? I have vivanos from starbucks now. When I hit the ground in Australia, Sydney or Melbourne, the first thing I do is go to what I have established to be the best cafe in either airport.

                                          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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