corporate politics
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How do you deal?
wolfbinary wrote:
How do you deal?
left handed shuffle, right handed deal, fast and furious, keep 'em guessing what you have up your sleeve.... :-D
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
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Don't voice an opinion on anything (no religion, no politics, not activism or evangelism of any kind at work). Don't attend corporate-sponsored outings. Don't socialize *at all* with co-workers. Do not date co-workers. Arrive at work on time, and leave on time.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001That rules will get you by, but what for?
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Grin and ignore it.
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Walks. Three walks in twentyfive years. I work because I like the work, otherwise I could just as easily have been a cleaner (with somewhat lower standard of living :-O ) /Jonas
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Work hard and don't take no crap. You can be cocky if you can back it up. Don't stop learning to be the very best at what you do.
My Blog: http://cynicalclots.blogspot.com
You've obviously been reading my rulebook! :rolleyes:
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Amen. I would add to that, if you have to work at the office; * Try to get an office/cubicle near the steps (take th stairwell when ever possible) * Never take the elevator (cow-orkers could be on it) * Never use the rest room on your floor * Never use the rest room on the top floor * Never eat at the company cafeteria (if there is one) * If by happenstance you meet a cow-orker in the hall always nodd and smile. * Always say good night to the security guard when you leave for the day. * Always delete your cookie cache and browser history and defrag your disk on your company machine at the end of the day (yes, even if you follow the rules) * oh, and never pick your nose in public.
MrPlankton
(bad guy)"Fear is a hammer, and when the people are beaten finally to the conviction that their existence hangs by a frayed thread, they will be led where they need to go."
(good guy)"Which is where?"
(bad guy)"To a responsible future in a properly managed world."
Dean Koontz, The Good GuyD$#@ - I got all of them except the nose one at the bottom
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Remember -- it's from theonion.com: Office Politics[^]
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I usually deal to the left. Oh, that must be in poker. At work, I defer to my manager.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Don't voice an opinion on anything (no religion, no politics, not activism or evangelism of any kind at work).
I disagree. It won't matter either way. Working for someone else, you can always be on your best, non-controversial behavior and they'll still s**t on you.
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Don't attend corporate-sponsored outings
Very good idea.
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Don't socialize *at all* with co-workers
Another good idea.
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Do not date co-workers
Do all the good looking ladies that will put out. Your 'wang' will thank you.
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Arrive at work on time, and leave on time
Show up a little early, leave right at quitting time. :-D
My Blog: http://cynicalclots.blogspot.com
As far as dating co-workers and do..., I'm happy that my company doesn't have any good looking people that I would want to date. It keeps my marriage and job safe.
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