It's Official
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I hate Visual Basic in all of its forms, and consider that anyone calling themselves a proponent of the language must have the intellect of a two-slice toaster.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
have the intellect of a two-slice toaster
i have always considered myself at least on par with a four-slice. :cool:
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I hate Visual Basic in all of its forms, and consider that anyone calling themselves a proponent of the language must have the intellect of a two-slice toaster.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001You've insulted my 2-slice toaster. At least it has multiple settings. ;P
Bar fomos edo pariyart gedeem, agreo eo dranem abal edyero eyrem kalm kareore
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I hate Visual Basic in all of its forms, and consider that anyone calling themselves a proponent of the language must have the intellect of a two-slice toaster.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001I despise VB, but there are definately good programmers who use it, I guess they learned it, got used to the retarded syntax and got good at it. I mean, what can C# do better than VB.NET, apart from 'be readable', and pointer access, which is something that's rarely needed ?
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
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I despise VB, but there are definately good programmers who use it, I guess they learned it, got used to the retarded syntax and got good at it. I mean, what can C# do better than VB.NET, apart from 'be readable', and pointer access, which is something that's rarely needed ?
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
Christian Graus wrote:
I mean, what can C# do better than VB.NET
C# can ease up the learning curve for people like me who grew up with C/C++ and Java. With VB.NET, I don't use it for any professional projects.
Christian Graus wrote:
the retarded syntax
Yep, but coming from a C/C++ background, I've managed to avoid the pitfalls of VB's syntax...
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Christian Graus wrote:
I mean, what can C# do better than VB.NET
C# can ease up the learning curve for people like me who grew up with C/C++ and Java. With VB.NET, I don't use it for any professional projects.
Christian Graus wrote:
the retarded syntax
Yep, but coming from a C/C++ background, I've managed to avoid the pitfalls of VB's syntax...
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
But, it's precisely b/c I came from C++ that I despise VB.NET syntax. VB6 was an utter joke, but the prejudice has flowed to VB.NET, when the truth is, it's a first rate .NET language for people used to VB syntax, and C# is a first rate .NET language for you and I. That was my point.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
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But, it's precisely b/c I came from C++ that I despise VB.NET syntax. VB6 was an utter joke, but the prejudice has flowed to VB.NET, when the truth is, it's a first rate .NET language for people used to VB syntax, and C# is a first rate .NET language for you and I. That was my point.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
Christian Graus wrote:
VB6 was an utter joke
I agree. I was introduced to VB3 back in 1995, took one look at it, and did not look at VB until VB.NET. Once I saw C#, any Java development I did, came to a screeching halt.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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I hate Visual Basic in all of its forms, and consider that anyone calling themselves a proponent of the language must have the intellect of a two-slice toaster.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
I despise VB, but there are definately good programmers who use it, I guess they learned it, got used to the retarded syntax and got good at it. I mean, what can C# do better than VB.NET, apart from 'be readable', and pointer access, which is something that's rarely needed ?
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
Christian Graus wrote:
I mean, what can C# do better than VB.NET, apart from 'be readable', and pointer access, which is something that's rarely needed ?
*Cough* Automatic properties.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
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I despise VB, but there are definately good programmers who use it, I guess they learned it, got used to the retarded syntax and got good at it. I mean, what can C# do better than VB.NET, apart from 'be readable', and pointer access, which is something that's rarely needed ?
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
It's not a matter of what C# does better - it's a fact that VB instills bad programming habits, which alienates real programmers that have a little coding discipline.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
I hate Visual Basic in all of its forms, and consider that anyone calling themselves a proponent of the language must have the intellect of a two-slice toaster.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
It's not a matter of what C# does better - it's a fact that VB instills bad programming habits, which alienates real programmers that have a little coding discipline.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
it's a fact that VB instills bad programming habits
Name a few...
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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I despise VB, but there are definately good programmers who use it, I guess they learned it, got used to the retarded syntax and got good at it. I mean, what can C# do better than VB.NET, apart from 'be readable', and pointer access, which is something that's rarely needed ?
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
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Christian Graus wrote:
there are definately good programmers who use it
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Christian Graus wrote:
got used to the retarded syntax and got good at it.
ROTFL!!! So you mean there are good programmers who got good at using a retarded syntax? That should be a pain to be a good programmer and to have to look like a retard... (Teach yourself to be a moron in 21 days...) LMAO!! Ouark! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Christian Graus wrote:
VB6 was an utter joke
I agree. I was introduced to VB3 back in 1995, took one look at it, and did not look at VB until VB.NET. Once I saw C#, any Java development I did, came to a screeching halt.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
Why'd you stop programming in Java? What turned you off?
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Christian Graus wrote:
I mean, what can C# do better than VB.NET
C# can ease up the learning curve for people like me who grew up with C/C++ and Java. With VB.NET, I don't use it for any professional projects.
Christian Graus wrote:
the retarded syntax
Yep, but coming from a C/C++ background, I've managed to avoid the pitfalls of VB's syntax...
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
Paul Conrad wrote:
Christian Graus wrote: the retarded syntax Yep, but coming from a C/C++ background, I've managed to avoid the pitfalls of VB's syntax...
Coming from a VB background, I've managed to avoid the pitfalls of C/C++'s syntax... Employers pay for getting the product as quickly as possible more often than getting a product that runs marginally faster. Why should I reinvent the wheel every time and open my code to disastrous bugs such as memory leaks when I can get the job done faster without those pitfalls using VB? All programming languages are dangerous weapons... It is a matter of training the programmer to properly use them.
I don't claim to be a know it all, for I know that I am not...
I usually have an answer though.
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Why'd you stop programming in Java? What turned you off?
wolfbinary wrote:
Why'd you stop programming in Java?
Found working with .NET better for business. More ease of use with C# and databases.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Paul Conrad wrote:
Christian Graus wrote: the retarded syntax Yep, but coming from a C/C++ background, I've managed to avoid the pitfalls of VB's syntax...
Coming from a VB background, I've managed to avoid the pitfalls of C/C++'s syntax... Employers pay for getting the product as quickly as possible more often than getting a product that runs marginally faster. Why should I reinvent the wheel every time and open my code to disastrous bugs such as memory leaks when I can get the job done faster without those pitfalls using VB? All programming languages are dangerous weapons... It is a matter of training the programmer to properly use them.
I don't claim to be a know it all, for I know that I am not...
I usually have an answer though.
Scott Barbour wrote:
It is a matter of training the programmer to properly use them.
Exactly. I do teach a VB.NET course and one of the things I try to get across is good programming practice. It is not the language, but the user of the language. I've seen good and bad code written in practically all languages I've encountered in the past 27+ years I've been into programming.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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You've insulted my 2-slice toaster. At least it has multiple settings. ;P
Bar fomos edo pariyart gedeem, agreo eo dranem abal edyero eyrem kalm kareore
Yes but 7 of them leave you with burnt toast!
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I despise VB, but there are definately good programmers who use it, I guess they learned it, got used to the retarded syntax and got good at it. I mean, what can C# do better than VB.NET, apart from 'be readable', and pointer access, which is something that's rarely needed ?
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
Christian Graus wrote:
I despise VB, but there are definately good programmers who use it
I know good programmers who can use a hammer and a screwdriver really well, but that doesn't make those tools a programming language :laugh:
Learn from the mistakes of others, you may not live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Paul Conrad wrote:
Christian Graus wrote: the retarded syntax Yep, but coming from a C/C++ background, I've managed to avoid the pitfalls of VB's syntax...
Coming from a VB background, I've managed to avoid the pitfalls of C/C++'s syntax... Employers pay for getting the product as quickly as possible more often than getting a product that runs marginally faster. Why should I reinvent the wheel every time and open my code to disastrous bugs such as memory leaks when I can get the job done faster without those pitfalls using VB? All programming languages are dangerous weapons... It is a matter of training the programmer to properly use them.
I don't claim to be a know it all, for I know that I am not...
I usually have an answer though.
I don't think you understood me at all.
Scott Barbour wrote:
Why should I reinvent the wheel every time and open my code to disastrous bugs such as memory leaks when I can get the job done faster without those pitfalls using VB?
Well, C++ programmers don't reinvent the wheel, nor do we suffer memory leaks that often, b/c we know how to code. I'm not sure how this remotely relates to anything I said tho. VB syntax is plain ugly to people used to elegant syntax. Syntax does not create memory leaks, poor code does.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
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I don't think you understood me at all.
Scott Barbour wrote:
Why should I reinvent the wheel every time and open my code to disastrous bugs such as memory leaks when I can get the job done faster without those pitfalls using VB?
Well, C++ programmers don't reinvent the wheel, nor do we suffer memory leaks that often, b/c we know how to code. I'm not sure how this remotely relates to anything I said tho. VB syntax is plain ugly to people used to elegant syntax. Syntax does not create memory leaks, poor code does.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
Christian Graus wrote:
Syntax does not create memory leaks, poor code does.
Right on. This applies pretty much to any kind of tool out there. I am sure there are construction guys who could build a pretty crappy house with poor use of a hammer or nail gun.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
