Reporting
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Once, when I was drunk, I found that I could pee my name in the road, without using my hands, and not dribbling between letters. My cousin was mighty impressed, and the stain was in the road for 3 days.
astanton1978 wrote:
the stain was in the road for 3 days
What did you drink? Sulfuric acid?
In January you said "Money in April" - That was two years ago! B. Python
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astanton1978 wrote:
the stain was in the road for 3 days
What did you drink? Sulfuric acid?
In January you said "Money in April" - That was two years ago! B. Python
No, just Yuengling Lager (The finest lager available in the states). I grew up in the country, and maybe 25 cars go down the road in a day.
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No, just Yuengling Lager (The finest lager available in the states). I grew up in the country, and maybe 25 cars go down the road in a day.
astanton1978 wrote:
lager
And you managed to get drunk? You must be at a very early stage in your career.
In January you said "Money in April" - That was two years ago! B. Python
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AndyInUK wrote:
Not too sure if this is the right place to ask Reporting question but there isn't any message board for that.
There is also no marked place where you can run naked and drunk on a road, but you dont see me do it! Try C#/VB/ASP.NET/SQL.
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((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))leppie wrote:
There is also no marked place where you can run naked and drunk on a road
Camps Bay?
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Roger Wright wrote:
I find it very relaxing
For you maybe, what about the rest of us who have to witness your white bits wobble by?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
If I were running down the right road, my bits wouldn't be wobbling. :suss:
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I think your post is relavent for the lounge.
MrPlankton
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(good guy)"Which is where?"
(bad guy)"To a responsible future in a properly managed world."
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oh common, please dont start your own conversation now. Let the people answer to my question. Cheers
A word of advice: Don't throw stones in a glass house. The Lounge isn't for programming questions, period. Despite the advisory at the top of the page, you posted one anyway. Normally, we boil offenders in oil and then leave their heads on a pike outside the castle walls as a warning to others. You got off lightly in this regard. Then you complain when people hijack part of the thread. Don't be surprised if the justice you receive is swift, merciless, and violent.
Software Zen:
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Hi Developers Not too sure if this is the right place to ask Reporting question but there isn't any message board for that. So i would like to know, can we do reporting for Branching data. For instance, we give user a questionare to fill it out. So for each question there are 4 different answer and then depending upon the user selection, branching takes place. So basically i want to generate a branching report to know what percentage of users answered what and so on ? Is it achievable ? Is there any example over the net or personal experience in dealing with such data. I guess SQL queries will be bit complicated. Any suggestion or help would be really appreciated. Cheers....
General data base forum[^] The SQL CODE PROJECT site[^] SQL reporting services[^] These are the links I found with a quick, casual perusal of the CP home page.
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astanton1978 wrote:
lager
And you managed to get drunk? You must be at a very early stage in your career.
In January you said "Money in April" - That was two years ago! B. Python
I is a rednek. Its that or moonshine, and *that* is like drinking sulfuric acid.
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I is a rednek. Its that or moonshine, and *that* is like drinking sulfuric acid.