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That's it. I'm writing a "How to talk to Geek Girls" book.

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  • P Patrick Etc

    I could make millions. Or at least a few hundred thousand.[^]

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    thrakazog
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    Why is he talking to girls at age 9? Shouldn't he hit them and run away like a normal child? Doesn't he know that's where cooties come from?

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      Why is he talking to girls at age 9? Shouldn't he hit them and run away like a normal child? Doesn't he know that's where cooties come from?

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      Christian Graus
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      My son has been groping teenage girls since about 5. Less so now, we didn't encourage it, although I laughed my ass off in private.

      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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        Why is he talking to girls at age 9? Shouldn't he hit them and run away like a normal child? Doesn't he know that's where cooties come from?

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        MrPlankton
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        thrakazog wrote:

        where cooties come from?

        When I was much younger, I went running up this mountain near where I use to live. It had few amenities; I spotted an old wooden John (Outhouse) and said to my self "what the heck it's here might as well use it". I went in, and it was so full, if you were to sit down you would need a stick to knock the peak off. Anyway I stepped up off the floor onto bench where the toilet hole was, since I did not want to get a stick. Carved, over the John's door on the opposite wall at eye level was written, "No use standing the cooties can jump 6 feet". :)

        MrPlankton

        (bad guy)"Fear is a hammer, and when the people are beaten finally to the conviction that their existence hangs by a frayed thread, they will be led where they need to go."

        (good guy)"Which is where?"

        (bad guy)"To a responsible future in a properly managed world."
        Dean Koontz, The Good Guy

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          thrakazog wrote:

          where cooties come from?

          When I was much younger, I went running up this mountain near where I use to live. It had few amenities; I spotted an old wooden John (Outhouse) and said to my self "what the heck it's here might as well use it". I went in, and it was so full, if you were to sit down you would need a stick to knock the peak off. Anyway I stepped up off the floor onto bench where the toilet hole was, since I did not want to get a stick. Carved, over the John's door on the opposite wall at eye level was written, "No use standing the cooties can jump 6 feet". :)

          MrPlankton

          (bad guy)"Fear is a hammer, and when the people are beaten finally to the conviction that their existence hangs by a frayed thread, they will be led where they need to go."

          (good guy)"Which is where?"

          (bad guy)"To a responsible future in a properly managed world."
          Dean Koontz, The Good Guy

          modified on Tuesday, December 9, 2008 5:38 PM

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          :(( There was no way to expect that comment, and now, after clicking and reading, my head is spinning from the speed with which it went from books-by-nine-year-old-kids to mountain-of-crap-that-you-would-need-a-stick-to-knock-the-peak-off. :((

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            :(( There was no way to expect that comment, and now, after clicking and reading, my head is spinning from the speed with which it went from books-by-nine-year-old-kids to mountain-of-crap-that-you-would-need-a-stick-to-knock-the-peak-off. :((

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            MrPlankton
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            cooties, it's an odd word, I've not heard it in years, reminded me where I last saw it. At that time I assumed it was a little boy, little girl insult thing. After reading those words of wit on the little house of ... well any way, I was surprised there is a condition of cooties that you can catch on your genital area if you practice poor hygiene.

            MrPlankton

            (bad guy)"Fear is a hammer, and when the people are beaten finally to the conviction that their existence hangs by a frayed thread, they will be led where they need to go."

            (good guy)"Which is where?"

            (bad guy)"To a responsible future in a properly managed world."
            Dean Koontz, The Good Guy

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              cooties, it's an odd word, I've not heard it in years, reminded me where I last saw it. At that time I assumed it was a little boy, little girl insult thing. After reading those words of wit on the little house of ... well any way, I was surprised there is a condition of cooties that you can catch on your genital area if you practice poor hygiene.

              MrPlankton

              (bad guy)"Fear is a hammer, and when the people are beaten finally to the conviction that their existence hangs by a frayed thread, they will be led where they need to go."

              (good guy)"Which is where?"

              (bad guy)"To a responsible future in a properly managed world."
              Dean Koontz, The Good Guy

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              Oakman
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              Anybody else remember the Cootie game[^] for kids?

              Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                My son has been groping teenage girls since about 5. Less so now, we didn't encourage it, although I laughed my ass off in private.

                Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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                Bassam Abdul Baki
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                Same here. Our four-year old liked to snuggle against women's boobs since he was little. The boy knows how to hug real tight. Lucky SOB. :-D

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                • P Patrick Etc

                  I could make millions. Or at least a few hundred thousand.[^]

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                  Bassam Abdul Baki
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                  It would still flop. On the other hand, "How to get girls to talk to you" would make you billions.

                  Web - Blog - RSS - Math - BM

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                  • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                    It would still flop. On the other hand, "How to get girls to talk to you" would make you billions.

                    Web - Blog - RSS - Math - BM

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                    Patrick Etc
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                    Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

                    On the other hand, "How to get girls to talk to you" would make you billions.

                    I call dibs!!

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                    • P Patrick Etc

                      Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

                      On the other hand, "How to get girls to talk to you" would make you billions.

                      I call dibs!!

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                      Bassam Abdul Baki
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                      Right! Another good one would be "What to talk to girls about", besides shoes and clothes and how much money you make, with apologies to all the women here.

                      Web - Blog - RSS - Math - BM

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                        thrakazog wrote:

                        where cooties come from?

                        When I was much younger, I went running up this mountain near where I use to live. It had few amenities; I spotted an old wooden John (Outhouse) and said to my self "what the heck it's here might as well use it". I went in, and it was so full, if you were to sit down you would need a stick to knock the peak off. Anyway I stepped up off the floor onto bench where the toilet hole was, since I did not want to get a stick. Carved, over the John's door on the opposite wall at eye level was written, "No use standing the cooties can jump 6 feet". :)

                        MrPlankton

                        (bad guy)"Fear is a hammer, and when the people are beaten finally to the conviction that their existence hangs by a frayed thread, they will be led where they need to go."

                        (good guy)"Which is where?"

                        (bad guy)"To a responsible future in a properly managed world."
                        Dean Koontz, The Good Guy

                        modified on Tuesday, December 9, 2008 5:38 PM

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                        Paul Conrad
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                        MrPlankton wrote:

                        Carved, over the John's door on the opposite wall at eye level was written, "No use standing the cooties can jump 6 feet"

                        :laugh::laugh::laugh:

                        "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                        • O Oakman

                          Anybody else remember the Cootie game[^] for kids?

                          Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                          Paul Conrad
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                          Yep. I am old enough to remember that game :sigh:

                          "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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