That's it. I'm writing a "How to talk to Geek Girls" book.
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Why is he talking to girls at age 9? Shouldn't he hit them and run away like a normal child? Doesn't he know that's where cooties come from?
thrakazog wrote:
where cooties come from?
When I was much younger, I went running up this mountain near where I use to live. It had few amenities; I spotted an old wooden John (Outhouse) and said to my self "what the heck it's here might as well use it". I went in, and it was so full, if you were to sit down you would need a stick to knock the peak off. Anyway I stepped up off the floor onto bench where the toilet hole was, since I did not want to get a stick. Carved, over the John's door on the opposite wall at eye level was written, "No use standing the cooties can jump 6 feet". :)
MrPlankton
(bad guy)"Fear is a hammer, and when the people are beaten finally to the conviction that their existence hangs by a frayed thread, they will be led where they need to go."
(good guy)"Which is where?"
(bad guy)"To a responsible future in a properly managed world."
Dean Koontz, The Good Guymodified on Tuesday, December 9, 2008 5:38 PM
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thrakazog wrote:
where cooties come from?
When I was much younger, I went running up this mountain near where I use to live. It had few amenities; I spotted an old wooden John (Outhouse) and said to my self "what the heck it's here might as well use it". I went in, and it was so full, if you were to sit down you would need a stick to knock the peak off. Anyway I stepped up off the floor onto bench where the toilet hole was, since I did not want to get a stick. Carved, over the John's door on the opposite wall at eye level was written, "No use standing the cooties can jump 6 feet". :)
MrPlankton
(bad guy)"Fear is a hammer, and when the people are beaten finally to the conviction that their existence hangs by a frayed thread, they will be led where they need to go."
(good guy)"Which is where?"
(bad guy)"To a responsible future in a properly managed world."
Dean Koontz, The Good Guymodified on Tuesday, December 9, 2008 5:38 PM
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:(( There was no way to expect that comment, and now, after clicking and reading, my head is spinning from the speed with which it went from books-by-nine-year-old-kids to mountain-of-crap-that-you-would-need-a-stick-to-knock-the-peak-off. :((
cooties, it's an odd word, I've not heard it in years, reminded me where I last saw it. At that time I assumed it was a little boy, little girl insult thing. After reading those words of wit on the little house of ... well any way, I was surprised there is a condition of cooties that you can catch on your genital area if you practice poor hygiene.
MrPlankton
(bad guy)"Fear is a hammer, and when the people are beaten finally to the conviction that their existence hangs by a frayed thread, they will be led where they need to go."
(good guy)"Which is where?"
(bad guy)"To a responsible future in a properly managed world."
Dean Koontz, The Good Guy -
cooties, it's an odd word, I've not heard it in years, reminded me where I last saw it. At that time I assumed it was a little boy, little girl insult thing. After reading those words of wit on the little house of ... well any way, I was surprised there is a condition of cooties that you can catch on your genital area if you practice poor hygiene.
MrPlankton
(bad guy)"Fear is a hammer, and when the people are beaten finally to the conviction that their existence hangs by a frayed thread, they will be led where they need to go."
(good guy)"Which is where?"
(bad guy)"To a responsible future in a properly managed world."
Dean Koontz, The Good Guy -
My son has been groping teenage girls since about 5. Less so now, we didn't encourage it, although I laughed my ass off in private.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:
On the other hand, "How to get girls to talk to you" would make you billions.
I call dibs!!
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:
On the other hand, "How to get girls to talk to you" would make you billions.
I call dibs!!
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thrakazog wrote:
where cooties come from?
When I was much younger, I went running up this mountain near where I use to live. It had few amenities; I spotted an old wooden John (Outhouse) and said to my self "what the heck it's here might as well use it". I went in, and it was so full, if you were to sit down you would need a stick to knock the peak off. Anyway I stepped up off the floor onto bench where the toilet hole was, since I did not want to get a stick. Carved, over the John's door on the opposite wall at eye level was written, "No use standing the cooties can jump 6 feet". :)
MrPlankton
(bad guy)"Fear is a hammer, and when the people are beaten finally to the conviction that their existence hangs by a frayed thread, they will be led where they need to go."
(good guy)"Which is where?"
(bad guy)"To a responsible future in a properly managed world."
Dean Koontz, The Good Guymodified on Tuesday, December 9, 2008 5:38 PM
MrPlankton wrote:
Carved, over the John's door on the opposite wall at eye level was written, "No use standing the cooties can jump 6 feet"
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Anybody else remember the Cootie game[^] for kids?
Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
Yep. I am old enough to remember that game :sigh:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
