PJOTD
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Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't Understand how you can be so much bigger than me We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.' 'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?' 'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc. 'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?' 'Down the other side of the swamp near the ANC parking lot by the Union Buildings.' 'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?' 'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them then eat 'em!' 'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase."
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Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't Understand how you can be so much bigger than me We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.' 'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?' 'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc. 'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?' 'Down the other side of the swamp near the ANC parking lot by the Union Buildings.' 'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?' 'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them then eat 'em!' 'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase."
:laugh: I would have given 5 5's for that one if I could :laugh: You just made my day
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
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Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't Understand how you can be so much bigger than me We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.' 'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?' 'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc. 'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?' 'Down the other side of the swamp near the ANC parking lot by the Union Buildings.' 'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?' 'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them then eat 'em!' 'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase."
I thought this was supposed to be a PG place...so what's with the swearing?
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I thought this was supposed to be a PG place...so what's with the swearing?
Get a freaking life. X| Shite is a substance, not an expletive!
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Get a freaking life. X| Shite is a substance, not an expletive!
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Get a freaking life. X| Shite is a substance, not an expletive!