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    Phil J Pearson
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    Two atoms met. Atom 1: "I think I've lost an electron" Atom 2: Are you sure? Atom 1: Yes, I'm positive!

    Phil


    The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.

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      Two atoms met. Atom 1: "I think I've lost an electron" Atom 2: Are you sure? Atom 1: Yes, I'm positive!

      Phil


      The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.

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      Tomz_KV
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      Very scientific.

      TOMZ_KV

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        Two atoms met. Atom 1: "I think I've lost an electron" Atom 2: Are you sure? Atom 1: Yes, I'm positive!

        Phil


        The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.

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        Vikram A Punathambekar
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        An electron, a proton, and a neutron walked into a bar which had a sign, "All drinks $1.00." The electron said, "Hey guys, we only have $2.00 among the three of us." The proton said, "Don't worry, there's no charge for the neutron." The electron said, "Are you sure?" The proton answered, "I'm positive."

        Cheers, Vıkram.


        Stand up to be seen. Speak up to be heard. Shut up to be appreciated.

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        • V Vikram A Punathambekar

          An electron, a proton, and a neutron walked into a bar which had a sign, "All drinks $1.00." The electron said, "Hey guys, we only have $2.00 among the three of us." The proton said, "Don't worry, there's no charge for the neutron." The electron said, "Are you sure?" The proton answered, "I'm positive."

          Cheers, Vıkram.


          Stand up to be seen. Speak up to be heard. Shut up to be appreciated.

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          Tomz_KV
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          If electron is negative to drink, the neutron will have it anyway.

          TOMZ_KV

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            Very scientific.

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            daniilzol
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            Also very very old...

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            • P Phil J Pearson

              Two atoms met. Atom 1: "I think I've lost an electron" Atom 2: Are you sure? Atom 1: Yes, I'm positive!

              Phil


              The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.

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              Gary Wheeler
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              Of course, they're all walking into Quark's bar on Deep Space Nine. :rim-shot:

              Software Zen: delete this;

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                Two atoms met. Atom 1: "I think I've lost an electron" Atom 2: Are you sure? Atom 1: Yes, I'm positive!

                Phil


                The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.

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                Paul Conrad
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                :laugh:

                "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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