Ninja or Samurai
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Ninjas are way more feline. :cool:
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Trollslayer wrote:
Ninjas are way more feline.
Actually one big difference in the Ninja and Samurai, was that it was nearly impossible for a woman to become Samurai. I won't say impossible because historically there were very, very few who hid their gender to do so, and a few died for the cause. Ninja did eagerly employ women. And most of the ninja who survived were women. Because honorably it would be insulting to memory of your boss to believe he was poisoned by this handmaiden who feigns weakness so well.... :-D Women, historically, made the most successful and longest lived Ninjas.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
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Which one was Uma Thurman? I want to be on her team. :)
MrPlankton
(bad guy)"Fear is a hammer, and when the people are beaten finally to the conviction that their existence hangs by a frayed thread, they will be led where they need to go."
(good guy)"Which is where?"
(bad guy)"To a responsible future in a properly managed world."
Dean Koontz, The Good GuyMrPlankton wrote:
Which one was Uma Thurman? I want to be on her team.
She would be Ronin, or "masterless Samurai" worse than Ninja or Samurai, they surved no one but themselves. They were not always the least, nor the most powerful historically, they were not always good, or always bad either. But they did look out for themselves better than the other two. :-D
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
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OK, this debate has been going around our office today. Would you rather be a ninja or a samurai? I choose ninja because they got to do the cool stuff the that samurai considered themselves to honorable to do. You know the fun stuff: stealthy espionage, assassinations, and such. The samurai seemed to be burdened by honor and ethical codes that basically left them as highly trained battlefield cannon fodder. Thoughts?
Samurai are all show, ninja get the job done.
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MrPlankton wrote:
Which one was Uma Thurman? I want to be on her team.
She would be Ronin, or "masterless Samurai" worse than Ninja or Samurai, they surved no one but themselves. They were not always the least, nor the most powerful historically, they were not always good, or always bad either. But they did look out for themselves better than the other two. :-D
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
Do you think she would teach me the "four-point heart burst attack"?
MrPlankton
(bad guy)"Fear is a hammer, and when the people are beaten finally to the conviction that their existence hangs by a frayed thread, they will be led where they need to go."
(good guy)"Which is where?"
(bad guy)"To a responsible future in a properly managed world."
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Do you think she would teach me the "four-point heart burst attack"?
MrPlankton
(bad guy)"Fear is a hammer, and when the people are beaten finally to the conviction that their existence hangs by a frayed thread, they will be led where they need to go."
(good guy)"Which is where?"
(bad guy)"To a responsible future in a properly managed world."
Dean Koontz, The Good GuyMrPlankton wrote:
Do you think she would teach me the "four-point heart burst attack"?
I suggest you be VERY nice to her... and no comments about the truck.... ;P
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
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chester123456 wrote:
I yell "get off my lawn you damn kids"
:laugh::laugh::laugh: Ah, I just let my two Labradors and dachshund out and take care of it :rolleyes:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
Paul Conrad wrote:
dachshund
What, they laugh so hard they forget why they were on your lawn to begin with?
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OK, this debate has been going around our office today. Would you rather be a ninja or a samurai? I choose ninja because they got to do the cool stuff the that samurai considered themselves to honorable to do. You know the fun stuff: stealthy espionage, assassinations, and such. The samurai seemed to be burdened by honor and ethical codes that basically left them as highly trained battlefield cannon fodder. Thoughts?
Ninja. I have no interest in espionage or assassination (which is why I'm in the IT industry), but the Ninja had their own honor code as well, and were not always the villains that modern stories make them out to be. Most of what the average person knows about Bushido (the Samurai code of ethics) and Ninjutsu comes straight from Hollywood. The Samurai were often times the villains, in that they'd kill someone on the spot if their master demanded it, and consider it honorable, and the Ninja were farmers that were defending their rights in a land of Shoguns and Emperors. That being said, yeah, the Ninja got to play with some VERY cool toys. :-D
Kyosa Jamie Nordmeyer - Taekwondo Yi (2nd) Dan Portland, Oregon, USA
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OK, this debate has been going around our office today. Would you rather be a ninja or a samurai? I choose ninja because they got to do the cool stuff the that samurai considered themselves to honorable to do. You know the fun stuff: stealthy espionage, assassinations, and such. The samurai seemed to be burdened by honor and ethical codes that basically left them as highly trained battlefield cannon fodder. Thoughts?
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OK, this debate has been going around our office today. Would you rather be a ninja or a samurai? I choose ninja because they got to do the cool stuff the that samurai considered themselves to honorable to do. You know the fun stuff: stealthy espionage, assassinations, and such. The samurai seemed to be burdened by honor and ethical codes that basically left them as highly trained battlefield cannon fodder. Thoughts?
A pirate.
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OK, this debate has been going around our office today. Would you rather be a ninja or a samurai? I choose ninja because they got to do the cool stuff the that samurai considered themselves to honorable to do. You know the fun stuff: stealthy espionage, assassinations, and such. The samurai seemed to be burdened by honor and ethical codes that basically left them as highly trained battlefield cannon fodder. Thoughts?
ninja/"cool stuff" -- like hiding in the loo and shooting an arrow up the targets a.. ehrm, behind... samurai/"honor" -- seppuku due to the boss having a bad hairday... I think I'll pass this one (after confessing that I do prefer to be able to use _any_ dirty trick there are to win a fight, if needed). Yours humble /Jonas [(very) former CEO of Swedish Bushido School] ps. I'll up by letting out tree briards ;P
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OK, this debate has been going around our office today. Would you rather be a ninja or a samurai? I choose ninja because they got to do the cool stuff the that samurai considered themselves to honorable to do. You know the fun stuff: stealthy espionage, assassinations, and such. The samurai seemed to be burdened by honor and ethical codes that basically left them as highly trained battlefield cannon fodder. Thoughts?
Prob NSFW, but used to be an amusing site about ninjas. http://www.realultimatepower.net/ 'nuff said. Personally, I go for Pirate...YARRR!
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Trollslayer wrote:
Ninjas are way more feline.
Actually one big difference in the Ninja and Samurai, was that it was nearly impossible for a woman to become Samurai. I won't say impossible because historically there were very, very few who hid their gender to do so, and a few died for the cause. Ninja did eagerly employ women. And most of the ninja who survived were women. Because honorably it would be insulting to memory of your boss to believe he was poisoned by this handmaiden who feigns weakness so well.... :-D Women, historically, made the most successful and longest lived Ninjas.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
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OK, this debate has been going around our office today. Would you rather be a ninja or a samurai? I choose ninja because they got to do the cool stuff the that samurai considered themselves to honorable to do. You know the fun stuff: stealthy espionage, assassinations, and such. The samurai seemed to be burdened by honor and ethical codes that basically left them as highly trained battlefield cannon fodder. Thoughts?
Well I like to be a Samurai rather than Ninja. Ninja is like attacking from the behind and bit womanly but Samurai is more like manly. But my problem is Hanzo plays better than the Haumaro :confused:. I mean to get the job done ninja is much better, cause they have Stealth, Swiftness and the most effective thing fire power. They have also the stars. So, most battle gets over before the opponent sees him. X| But, I still wanna be a Samurai. Cause now a days, people don't fight with swords and stars. If I be a Ninja I'll have to get hidden losing all the fame, comfort, money, girls and liquor. And I wanna have them. ;)
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OK, this debate has been going around our office today. Would you rather be a ninja or a samurai? I choose ninja because they got to do the cool stuff the that samurai considered themselves to honorable to do. You know the fun stuff: stealthy espionage, assassinations, and such. The samurai seemed to be burdened by honor and ethical codes that basically left them as highly trained battlefield cannon fodder. Thoughts?
This is basically a 'soldier or spy' question. Which means that Ninja (Spy) wins out.
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Paul Conrad wrote:
dachshund
What, they laugh so hard they forget why they were on your lawn to begin with?
-------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!
Obviously you've never been around a dachshund! I own three and they can live up to their names - dachshund, in German, means badger dog. They were used to dig badgers out of their holes; so if those kids were digging in the yard, they wouldn't have a chance!!! ;)
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OK, this debate has been going around our office today. Would you rather be a ninja or a samurai? I choose ninja because they got to do the cool stuff the that samurai considered themselves to honorable to do. You know the fun stuff: stealthy espionage, assassinations, and such. The samurai seemed to be burdened by honor and ethical codes that basically left them as highly trained battlefield cannon fodder. Thoughts?
Ninja, Hands down are way cooler that the samurai! I mean seriously... Ninjas know magic, and leave a trail of death and destruction. That would be so much sweeter that being a gay little samurai. I herd that one time this Ninja totally flipped out and made some poor programmer eat his own laptop. Poor guy was crapin keys for a month.... Now that's cool. If you doubt how totally awesome and sweet ninjas truly are please check out the following link and you will see my point. www.realultimatepower.net -Adam
-Adam N. Thompson
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OK, this debate has been going around our office today. Would you rather be a ninja or a samurai? I choose ninja because they got to do the cool stuff the that samurai considered themselves to honorable to do. You know the fun stuff: stealthy espionage, assassinations, and such. The samurai seemed to be burdened by honor and ethical codes that basically left them as highly trained battlefield cannon fodder. Thoughts?
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Paul Conrad wrote:
dachshund
What, they laugh so hard they forget why they were on your lawn to begin with?
-------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!
_Damian S_ wrote:
lawn
Now, that's something I wish I had. Right now, any lawn I have is buried under 2 1/2 feet of snow :-D
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Obviously you've never been around a dachshund! I own three and they can live up to their names - dachshund, in German, means badger dog. They were used to dig badgers out of their holes; so if those kids were digging in the yard, they wouldn't have a chance!!! ;)
Bruce Saunders wrote:
dachshund, in German, means badger dog
Which is why my daughter named our dachshund "Hunter"... Funniest thing I've heard was my neighbor trying to act all manly about his flock of Jack Russell Terriers. He said something along the lines of his 7 Jack Russells being able to take down a mountain lion/cougar. I'll believe that when I see it. I figure it could happen if you have enough of them against one big cat. He'd probably lose quite a few in the process...
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Trollslayer wrote:
Ninjas are way more feline.
Actually one big difference in the Ninja and Samurai, was that it was nearly impossible for a woman to become Samurai. I won't say impossible because historically there were very, very few who hid their gender to do so, and a few died for the cause. Ninja did eagerly employ women. And most of the ninja who survived were women. Because honorably it would be insulting to memory of your boss to believe he was poisoned by this handmaiden who feigns weakness so well.... :-D Women, historically, made the most successful and longest lived Ninjas.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."
El Corazon wrote:
Women, historically, made the most successful and longest lived Ninjas.
that makes sense. samurai required actual training, skill and dedication beyond making me cheese sammiches while barefoot in my kitchen. ninjas on the other hand, one of their primary functions was the production of a variety of grilled sammiches, cheese beyond one of the most common, but occasionally the ruben and often the club. a lot of people think it's a coincidence that ninjas always carried a panini press in their pajamas - fact: ninjas invented the panini press.