Looking for British ENGLISH insults [modified]
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That's someone who's looking for traffic for the ol' Hershey Highway... Someone seeking visitors to Brown Town... Someone who wants you to push in their stool for them (even when you're not out to dinner)... Someone who, when they say "ream", is not talking about a box of paper... Someone who doesn't consider cymbals an integral part of a rim-shot... Someone who considers corn on the cob to be a sexual aid...
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001modified on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 4:31 PM
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If we ever meet, you'll hear the difference. My accent is Geordie, and his is an incomprehensible mumble that sometimes disappears into the realms of audibility that only dogs can hear.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
an incomprehensible mumble that sometimes disappears into the realms of audibility that only dogs can hear.
This also applies to Scouse .. I don't think you can write of the difference, it just has to be heard. Luckily I'm conversationally fluent in Geordie since one of my mates at uni was from Newcastle.
Bar fomos edo pariyart gedeem, agreo eo dranem abal edyero eyrem kalm kareore
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If we ever meet, you'll hear the difference. My accent is Geordie, and his is an incomprehensible mumble that sometimes disappears into the realms of audibility that only dogs can hear.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
the realms of audibility that only dogs can hear.
That reminds me - my ex-wife had a high pitch to her whine that affected dogs. Of course, seeing a cow talk in the first place required quite the mental leap, but once you got past that, you noticed the gathering packs of canines...
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
the realms of audibility that only dogs can hear.
That reminds me - my ex-wife had a high pitch to her whine that affected dogs. Of course, seeing a cow talk in the first place required quite the mental leap, but once you got past that, you noticed the gathering packs of canines...
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Of course, seeing a cow talk in the first place required quite the mental leap, but once you got past that, you noticed the gathering packs of canines...
That's the funniest thing I've read tonight. A 5 for the belly laughs.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
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I've got a Englishman here that I've been office fighting with. Other than limey, what other things can I call him to try to get under his skin?
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modified on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 3:26 PM
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Tell him you're a fan of the Aussie cricket team. Tell him you slept with Johnny Wilkinson and he was a dud Tell him soccer is a girls sport
Josh Gray wrote:
Tell him soccer is a girls sport
It is - it's played by soft pampered poofters.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
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Josh Gray wrote:
Tell him soccer is a girls sport
It is - it's played by soft pampered poofters.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
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I've got a Englishman here that I've been office fighting with. Other than limey, what other things can I call him to try to get under his skin?
Blog link to be reinstated at a later date.
modified on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 3:26 PM
Just call him French.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
It is - it's played by soft pampered poofters.
The best insults always have an element of fact :) Now cricket on the other hand is a man's game
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Nope, from Liverpool. Guess I should have said English.
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leckey wrote:
from Liverpool
then "Irish" might work perfectly :)
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I've got a Englishman here that I've been office fighting with. Other than limey, what other things can I call him to try to get under his skin?
Blog link to be reinstated at a later date.
modified on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 3:26 PM
Yellowtooth.
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I've got a Englishman here that I've been office fighting with. Other than limey, what other things can I call him to try to get under his skin?
Blog link to be reinstated at a later date.
modified on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 3:26 PM
Call him a 'scouse git'. Reference a 1970s British TV program 'Til Death us Do Part', one character, from Liverpool, was called this by his father-in-law. BTW THe actor playing said scouse git was the father of Cherie Blair (wife of Tony Blair, recently ex British Prime Minister). P.S. I believe, though I could be misremembering, that the series was translated to US as Archie Bunker.
Honi soit qui mal y pongs - Evil to he who thinks it stinks
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
the realms of audibility that only dogs can hear.
That reminds me - my ex-wife had a high pitch to her whine that affected dogs. Of course, seeing a cow talk in the first place required quite the mental leap, but once you got past that, you noticed the gathering packs of canines...
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001Thank you, I needed a good chuckle this morning, I hope the divorce/excorcism went well and she did not cost you too much!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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Call him a 'scouse git'. Reference a 1970s British TV program 'Til Death us Do Part', one character, from Liverpool, was called this by his father-in-law. BTW THe actor playing said scouse git was the father of Cherie Blair (wife of Tony Blair, recently ex British Prime Minister). P.S. I believe, though I could be misremembering, that the series was translated to US as Archie Bunker.
Honi soit qui mal y pongs - Evil to he who thinks it stinks
Henry Minute wrote:
translated to US as Archie Bunker
Yes, "All in the FAmily" is based on it. And the Monkees did a song called "Randy Scouse Git" which apparently was inspired by it as well.
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Henry Minute wrote:
translated to US as Archie Bunker
Yes, "All in the FAmily" is based on it. And the Monkees did a song called "Randy Scouse Git" which apparently was inspired by it as well.
PIEBALDconsult wrote:
All in the FAmily
Yeah! That's what I was trying to remember. Archie Bunker was what they renamed Alf Garnett to. Don't for gods sake get old. Although the good thing about Alzheimers is that you get to meet a new bunch of people every day. :)
Honi soit qui mal y pongs - Evil to he who thinks it stinks
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whinging pom ?
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http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/[^] Other than that, you're better off insulting him in your native tongue. As a Brit living in California, some of my co-workers will jokingly try to insult me in "English", but it never really works. In fact, after a while it becomes almost endearing to be called a Limey or something similar! Only a real Englishman can call someone a wanker with just the right intonation. Coming from an American girl, it just sounds too cute to be insulting - especially as you are unlikely to grasp the full extent and subtleties of the word. And don't try to mock the queen, the royal family or British history either. You'll likely be smacked down as a "rebellious colonial" that england is beeter off without. Call yourselves civilized? Your country's less than 300 years old and you don't even appreciatre good tea! Good Luck. ;) edit: I just noticed you say he's from Liverpool. Just refer to him as a "northern peasant", a coalminer or an uneducated boor. Any insult you can possibly make about the fact that he's from the North will be good. You don't see any newscasters on TV with a northern accent, because no-one can understand them! (etc...)
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Miszou wrote:
don't even appreciatre good tea
We used to, but then we saw how silly it was and that even the French were laughing at us.
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Josh Gray wrote:
Tell him soccer is a girls sport
It is - it's played by soft pampered poofters.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
who don't want to chip their nails.
