Looking for British ENGLISH insults [modified]
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Josh Gray wrote:
Tell him soccer is a girls sport
It is - it's played by soft pampered poofters.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
who don't want to chip their nails.
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I've got a Englishman here that I've been office fighting with. Other than limey, what other things can I call him to try to get under his skin?
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modified on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 3:26 PM
I wouldn't insult him, because you can't be sure he isn't waiting you to insult him, so he can go to tell your boss that you are being nasty to him. He is a rat, you shouldn't assume he is going to play fair. In your situation, I'll tell my boss about the situation. You are there to work, not to tolerate some dorks!
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PIEBALDconsult wrote:
All in the FAmily
Yeah! That's what I was trying to remember. Archie Bunker was what they renamed Alf Garnett to. Don't for gods sake get old. Although the good thing about Alzheimers is that you get to meet a new bunch of people every day. :)
Honi soit qui mal y pongs - Evil to he who thinks it stinks
Henry Minute wrote:
Alzheimers
Ooooh, there's my wife over there, I think I'll go pinch her bum... oh, sorry miss... that's my wife over there... Or; Oh I'm sorry I really thought I had put on my pants.
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I've got a Englishman here that I've been office fighting with. Other than limey, what other things can I call him to try to get under his skin?
Blog link to be reinstated at a later date.
modified on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 3:26 PM
"Chav scum"[^] is a pretty good one. Note that they have now been assimilated by the Emos[^], but they aren't anywhere near as much fun to take the p**s out of (they tend to be sultry and educated rather than abusive and uneducated).
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I've got a Englishman here that I've been office fighting with. Other than limey, what other things can I call him to try to get under his skin?
Blog link to be reinstated at a later date.
modified on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 3:26 PM
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That's a damned good trick if you can do it!
Honi soit qui mal y pongs - Evil to he who thinks it stinks
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Nope, from Liverpool. Guess I should have said English.
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Nope, from Liverpool. Guess I should have said English.
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That's the point of calling him 'Irish', I suppose. :)
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