What is the end of the world?
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Or exit(0);
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makes one wonder, what happens if there is an error. was the debugging sesson. will it give the chance to choose " yes, no, abort" ? And did the almighty creating at LEAST think to comment his code. .... Ok, this is too deep even for me...
///////////////// Thus spake the master programmer: ``A well-written program is its own heaven; a poorly-written program is its own hell.''
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The Day of the Lord.
Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read
One of the interesting things about pagan Christians are that they worship Jesus instead of who Jesus worshiped (hence the pagan thing). Not one in a thousand knows the name of Jesus’ God in Aramaic. Note the “believe in He that sent me” above. It indicates both separation in the mind of Jesus and servitude. The name by the way is Alaha, the Aramaic version of Allah. The result is that while most pagan Christians revile Islam, it is the Muslims that meet the criteria mentioned above. This is the end of the ology for Christians. Won’t they be surprised?
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On google search saw a few hits on May 21, 2011, but 12/21/2012 got more hits. :confused:
MrPlankton
Multicultural Diversity Training, the new Socialist Reeducation Camp-light.
MrPlankton wrote:
May 21, 2011
But why?
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
The Day of the Lord.
Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read
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One of the interesting things about pagan Christians are that they worship Jesus instead of who Jesus worshiped (hence the pagan thing). Not one in a thousand knows the name of Jesus’ God in Aramaic. Note the “believe in He that sent me” above. It indicates both separation in the mind of Jesus and servitude. The name by the way is Alaha, the Aramaic version of Allah. The result is that while most pagan Christians revile Islam, it is the Muslims that meet the criteria mentioned above. This is the end of the ology for Christians. Won’t they be surprised?
"In the beginning the word was, the word was with God, the word is God". I can translate it for you in Greek, Aramic, byzantine and arabic Are you suprised?
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Well, in OUR religion ( refer to the article on programming languages as a religion), I'd say it would be.... EOF :p
///////////////// Thus spake the master programmer: ``A well-written program is its own heaven; a poorly-written program is its own hell.''
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One of the interesting things about pagan Christians are that they worship Jesus instead of who Jesus worshiped (hence the pagan thing). Not one in a thousand knows the name of Jesus’ God in Aramaic. Note the “believe in He that sent me” above. It indicates both separation in the mind of Jesus and servitude. The name by the way is Alaha, the Aramaic version of Allah. The result is that while most pagan Christians revile Islam, it is the Muslims that meet the criteria mentioned above. This is the end of the ology for Christians. Won’t they be surprised?
Let's see, you have been a member of CP for two years and seven months and you chose this to be your one and only post. Interesting!
Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read
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Gary Kirkham wrote:
The Day of the Lord.
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"What if Jesus was gay? I'm not saying he was, but it wouldn't make him any worse. I mean, it could be -- he was a gentle guy, he never got married... every prayer ends with 'Ahhhh Men'." -- Bill Maher
The arrogance of man will be brought low and the pride of men humbled; the Lord alone will be exalted in that day Isaiah 2:17 I will show wonders in the heavens and on the earth, blood and fire and billows of smoke. The sun will be turned to darkness and the moon to blood before the coming of the great and dreadful day of the Lord. And everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved Joel 2:30-32
Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read
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Nice movie. One of a zombie [insert word I'm looking for] movies that was both gross enough and moving enough. The sequel was pretty good as well.
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Apocalypse translates to Revelation, so all will be made known then, but Armageddon represents the ultimate battle revelation through the Apocalypse, for those with understanding. Now what is the mystical term for the real end of the world, not the end of Satan, but the complete destruction of the people of Earth, as in 28 Days, etc?
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"I'll have what the guy on the floor contemplating the end of the world is having" :)
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson
Milk stout?
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The arrogance of man will be brought low and the pride of men humbled; the Lord alone will be exalted in that day Isaiah 2:17 I will show wonders in the heavens and on the earth, blood and fire and billows of smoke. The sun will be turned to darkness and the moon to blood before the coming of the great and dreadful day of the Lord. And everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved Joel 2:30-32
Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read
On the first day, man created God. - Anonymous Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust them to tell us where we are going? - Anonymous The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully. - Richard Dawkins It is not as in the Bible, that God created man in his own image. But, on the contrary, man created God in his own image. - Ludwig Feuerbach Jesus hardly made the greatest sacrifice. He knew he would be resurrected anyway. - Anonymous As far as I can tell from studying the scriptures, all you do in heaven is pretty much just sit around all day and praise the Lord. I don’t know about you, but I think that after the first, oh, I don’t know, 50,000,000 years of that I’d start to get a little bored. - Rick Reynolds And if there were a God, I think it very unlikely that He would have such an uneasy vanity as to be offended by those who doubt His existence. - Bertrand Russell We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes. - Gene Roddenberry Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. - Seneca the Younger When a man is freed of religion, he has a better chance to live a normal and wholesome life. - Sigmund Freud A lie is a lie even if everyone believes it. The truth is the truth even if nobody believes it. - David Stevens I have no need for religion, I have a conscience. - Anonymous
"What if Jesus was gay? I'm not saying he was, but it wouldn't make him any worse. I mean, it could be -- he was a gentle guy, he never got married... every prayer ends with 'Ahhhh Men'." -- Bill Maher
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Nice movie. One of a zombie [insert word I'm looking for] movies that was both gross enough and moving enough. The sequel was pretty good as well.
I did not realize there was a sequel. I will look it up. Thanks.
MrPlankton
Multicultural Diversity Training, the new Socialist Reeducation Camp-light.
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MrPlankton wrote:
May 21, 2011
But why?
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001From what I'm reading there appears to be a group of "time-ologists" or generation-counters that say they can predict the end of the world by counting generations in the old testament of the bible, combined with biblical prophesy and they are predicting the end of the world in or around 2011. May 21'st 2011 [^]seems to be of particular interest. I don't really understand what they are talking about, nor do I understand this Mayan calendar stuff[^]. Curious two dates are so close together.
MrPlankton
Multicultural Diversity Training, the new Socialist Reeducation Camp-light.
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On the first day, man created God. - Anonymous Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust them to tell us where we are going? - Anonymous The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully. - Richard Dawkins It is not as in the Bible, that God created man in his own image. But, on the contrary, man created God in his own image. - Ludwig Feuerbach Jesus hardly made the greatest sacrifice. He knew he would be resurrected anyway. - Anonymous As far as I can tell from studying the scriptures, all you do in heaven is pretty much just sit around all day and praise the Lord. I don’t know about you, but I think that after the first, oh, I don’t know, 50,000,000 years of that I’d start to get a little bored. - Rick Reynolds And if there were a God, I think it very unlikely that He would have such an uneasy vanity as to be offended by those who doubt His existence. - Bertrand Russell We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes. - Gene Roddenberry Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. - Seneca the Younger When a man is freed of religion, he has a better chance to live a normal and wholesome life. - Sigmund Freud A lie is a lie even if everyone believes it. The truth is the truth even if nobody believes it. - David Stevens I have no need for religion, I have a conscience. - Anonymous
"What if Jesus was gay? I'm not saying he was, but it wouldn't make him any worse. I mean, it could be -- he was a gentle guy, he never got married... every prayer ends with 'Ahhhh Men'." -- Bill Maher
:laugh: Tell all of that to God when you meet Him, see how that goes. I actually agree with the David Stevens quote. For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men who suppress the truth in unrighteousness, because that which is known about God is evident within them; for God made it evident to them. For since the creation of the world His invisible attributes, His eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly seen, being understood through what has been made, so that they are without excuse. For even though they knew God, they did not honor Him as God or give thanks, but they became futile in their speculations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing to be wise, they became fools, and exchanged the glory of the incorruptible God for an image in the form of corruptible man and of birds and four-footed animals and crawling creatures. Therefore God gave them over in the lusts of their hearts to impurity, so that their bodies would be dishonored among them. For they exchanged the truth of God for a lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever.
Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit "Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. Me blog, You read
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Well, in OUR religion ( refer to the article on programming languages as a religion), I'd say it would be.... EOF :p
///////////////// Thus spake the master programmer: ``A well-written program is its own heaven; a poorly-written program is its own hell.''
I see your EOF and I raise you an ON ERROR RESUME NEXT (or whatever)
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Apocalypse translates to Revelation, so all will be made known then, but Armageddon represents the ultimate battle revelation through the Apocalypse, for those with understanding. Now what is the mystical term for the real end of the world, not the end of Satan, but the complete destruction of the people of Earth, as in 28 Days, etc?
Brady Kelly wrote:
Now what is the mystical term for the real end of the world, not the end of Satan, but the complete destruction of the people of Earth, as in 28 Days, etc?
Well... Not so sure about the mystic term, but the Bible does say that the Earth will be destroyed by fire. And science sez that the Sun will eventually go supernova, which'll pretty much toast everything west of Pluto. So.... science and the Bible are in at least partial agreement on the whole destruction-by-fire-your-arse-is-toast thing. However, science also sez that we have a few billion years before this happens, whilst Christians say (and have been saying) that we're in the Last Days before the Second Coming. So... what happens if the 2nd Coming doesn't happen before technology finds a way to prevent the Sun from going nova? By that time we'll have already developed a sure-fire method of deflecting asteroids, achieved world peace and maybe even eliminated all the liberal politicians. The world will be safe. Does that mean the world won't end? Will it just keep going and going? Or will the planetary core cool off and quit spinning someday and cause a disaster of Biblical proportion? Perhaps by then I'll have remembered why I came here in the first place before I was sidetracked by this post and forgot the question I wanted to ask? Are you still reading this? I can't believe you're still here. :p
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Brady Kelly wrote:
Now what is the mystical term for the real end of the world, not the end of Satan, but the complete destruction of the people of Earth, as in 28 Days, etc?
Well... Not so sure about the mystic term, but the Bible does say that the Earth will be destroyed by fire. And science sez that the Sun will eventually go supernova, which'll pretty much toast everything west of Pluto. So.... science and the Bible are in at least partial agreement on the whole destruction-by-fire-your-arse-is-toast thing. However, science also sez that we have a few billion years before this happens, whilst Christians say (and have been saying) that we're in the Last Days before the Second Coming. So... what happens if the 2nd Coming doesn't happen before technology finds a way to prevent the Sun from going nova? By that time we'll have already developed a sure-fire method of deflecting asteroids, achieved world peace and maybe even eliminated all the liberal politicians. The world will be safe. Does that mean the world won't end? Will it just keep going and going? Or will the planetary core cool off and quit spinning someday and cause a disaster of Biblical proportion? Perhaps by then I'll have remembered why I came here in the first place before I was sidetracked by this post and forgot the question I wanted to ask? Are you still reading this? I can't believe you're still here. :p
All I know is if it does happen you better be ready. Contrary to some people's speculations of what it will be like down south; sitting around a campfire having a beer with Elvis, if you read the Bible you'll see it will be nothing like that (...more like constant torment :omg: ). Are you willing to risk an eternity of that??? Are you willing to bank on the beer actually being cold down there??? What if you get there and find Elvis didn't show up? Just offering something to think about... :)
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All I know is if it does happen you better be ready. Contrary to some people's speculations of what it will be like down south; sitting around a campfire having a beer with Elvis, if you read the Bible you'll see it will be nothing like that (...more like constant torment :omg: ). Are you willing to risk an eternity of that??? Are you willing to bank on the beer actually being cold down there??? What if you get there and find Elvis didn't show up? Just offering something to think about... :)
gmeyer23 wrote:
All I know is if it does happen you better be ready.
Some people just can't take a joke. Oh well. And I don't even like beer and was never an Elvis fan. I like 7 year-old Jack and Steppenwolf.
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gmeyer23 wrote:
All I know is if it does happen you better be ready.
Some people just can't take a joke. Oh well. And I don't even like beer and was never an Elvis fan. I like 7 year-old Jack and Steppenwolf.
