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  • K Kristian Sixhoj

    LOLCODE[^] Just got this link from a friend. Found it kinda funny. Those people who post questions like "plz give me teh s0urce 4 sum awzum program, kthxbai", would never have to ask a programming question again if they learned this programming language! I actually considered learning it myself.. Well.. No. Even though programming would be a lot easier :laugh: Even though I think that even the "hardcore" lolspeakers would have problems remembering this:

    HAI
    CAN HAS STDIO?
    IM IN YR LOOP UPPIN YR VAR TIL BOTHSAEM VAR AN 10
    VISIBLE SUM OF VAR AN 1
    IM OUTTA YR LOOP
    KTHXBYE

    Kristian Sixhoej

    modified on Wednesday, January 7, 2009 2:49 PM

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    Perspx
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    Brilliant! :laugh: This sentence made me chuckle: The language has been proven Turing-complete by the implementation of a Brainfuck compiler. Regards, --Perspx

    "A refund for defective software might be nice, except it would bankrupt the entire software industry in the first year."
    -Andrew Tanenbaum
    "Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer."
    -Fred Brooks

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    • K Kristian Sixhoj

      LOLCODE[^] Just got this link from a friend. Found it kinda funny. Those people who post questions like "plz give me teh s0urce 4 sum awzum program, kthxbai", would never have to ask a programming question again if they learned this programming language! I actually considered learning it myself.. Well.. No. Even though programming would be a lot easier :laugh: Even though I think that even the "hardcore" lolspeakers would have problems remembering this:

      HAI
      CAN HAS STDIO?
      IM IN YR LOOP UPPIN YR VAR TIL BOTHSAEM VAR AN 10
      VISIBLE SUM OF VAR AN 1
      IM OUTTA YR LOOP
      KTHXBYE

      Kristian Sixhoej

      modified on Wednesday, January 7, 2009 2:49 PM

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      Chris Maunder
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      That's it, I'm rewriting the site. CAN HAS DATABASE? AWSUM KTHXBYE See. It writes itself.

      cheers, Chris Maunder

      CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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      • C Chris Maunder

        That's it, I'm rewriting the site. CAN HAS DATABASE? AWSUM KTHXBYE See. It writes itself.

        cheers, Chris Maunder

        CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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        Kristian Sixhoj
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        Chris Maunder wrote:

        That's it, I'm rewriting the site. CAN HAS DATABASE? AWSUM KTHXBYE

        That would give the site an "awsum" performance :laugh: Another benefit of this language is that you don't need to waste time on commenting your code. It's self-describing!

        Kristian Sixhoej

        modified on Wednesday, January 7, 2009 3:40 PM

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        • K Kristian Sixhoj

          LOLCODE[^] Just got this link from a friend. Found it kinda funny. Those people who post questions like "plz give me teh s0urce 4 sum awzum program, kthxbai", would never have to ask a programming question again if they learned this programming language! I actually considered learning it myself.. Well.. No. Even though programming would be a lot easier :laugh: Even though I think that even the "hardcore" lolspeakers would have problems remembering this:

          HAI
          CAN HAS STDIO?
          IM IN YR LOOP UPPIN YR VAR TIL BOTHSAEM VAR AN 10
          VISIBLE SUM OF VAR AN 1
          IM OUTTA YR LOOP
          KTHXBYE

          Kristian Sixhoej

          modified on Wednesday, January 7, 2009 2:49 PM

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          thrakazog
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          I wrote you a game. But I eated it. KTHXBYE

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          • C Chris Maunder

            That's it, I'm rewriting the site. CAN HAS DATABASE? AWSUM KTHXBYE See. It writes itself.

            cheers, Chris Maunder

            CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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            Gary R Wheeler
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            And just think how much easier it would be to administer the site from your cell phone.

            Software Zen: delete this;
            Fold With Us![^]

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            • K Kristian Sixhoj

              LOLCODE[^] Just got this link from a friend. Found it kinda funny. Those people who post questions like "plz give me teh s0urce 4 sum awzum program, kthxbai", would never have to ask a programming question again if they learned this programming language! I actually considered learning it myself.. Well.. No. Even though programming would be a lot easier :laugh: Even though I think that even the "hardcore" lolspeakers would have problems remembering this:

              HAI
              CAN HAS STDIO?
              IM IN YR LOOP UPPIN YR VAR TIL BOTHSAEM VAR AN 10
              VISIBLE SUM OF VAR AN 1
              IM OUTTA YR LOOP
              KTHXBYE

              Kristian Sixhoej

              modified on Wednesday, January 7, 2009 2:49 PM

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              vaghelabhavesh
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              It looks like it has been designed by someone very adequate to text messaging. :-)

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              • K Kristian Sixhoj

                LOLCODE[^] Just got this link from a friend. Found it kinda funny. Those people who post questions like "plz give me teh s0urce 4 sum awzum program, kthxbai", would never have to ask a programming question again if they learned this programming language! I actually considered learning it myself.. Well.. No. Even though programming would be a lot easier :laugh: Even though I think that even the "hardcore" lolspeakers would have problems remembering this:

                HAI
                CAN HAS STDIO?
                IM IN YR LOOP UPPIN YR VAR TIL BOTHSAEM VAR AN 10
                VISIBLE SUM OF VAR AN 1
                IM OUTTA YR LOOP
                KTHXBYE

                Kristian Sixhoej

                modified on Wednesday, January 7, 2009 2:49 PM

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                ColinM123
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                Reminds me of a recent question in the WPF forums... http://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/View.aspx?fid=1004114&select=2867040#xx2867040xx[^] :wtf: :omg: :confused::~

                Online Guitar Tools

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                • K Kristian Sixhoj

                  LOLCODE[^] Just got this link from a friend. Found it kinda funny. Those people who post questions like "plz give me teh s0urce 4 sum awzum program, kthxbai", would never have to ask a programming question again if they learned this programming language! I actually considered learning it myself.. Well.. No. Even though programming would be a lot easier :laugh: Even though I think that even the "hardcore" lolspeakers would have problems remembering this:

                  HAI
                  CAN HAS STDIO?
                  IM IN YR LOOP UPPIN YR VAR TIL BOTHSAEM VAR AN 10
                  VISIBLE SUM OF VAR AN 1
                  IM OUTTA YR LOOP
                  KTHXBYE

                  Kristian Sixhoej

                  modified on Wednesday, January 7, 2009 2:49 PM

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                  Nougat H
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                  If you liked that you might want to check out this[^] list. :)

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                  • C ColinM123

                    Reminds me of a recent question in the WPF forums... http://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/View.aspx?fid=1004114&select=2867040#xx2867040xx[^] :wtf: :omg: :confused::~

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                    Steve Mayfield
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                    a bottle of hair coloring poured into the keyboard would do the trick :-D

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                    • G Gary R Wheeler

                      And just think how much easier it would be to administer the site from your cell phone.

                      Software Zen: delete this;
                      Fold With Us![^]

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                      Chris Maunder
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                      HAI, U HAS TEH ERRORS? K, U FIX DEM KTHX? Mental accuity degrading to critical levels...

                      cheers, Chris Maunder

                      CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                      • C Chris Maunder

                        HAI, U HAS TEH ERRORS? K, U FIX DEM KTHX? Mental accuity degrading to critical levels...

                        cheers, Chris Maunder

                        CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                        Kristian Sixhoj
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                        Chris Maunder wrote:

                        HAI, U HAS TEH ERRORS? K, U FIX DEM KTHX?

                        If only it was so easy :rolleyes:

                        Kristian Sixhoej

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                        • V vaghelabhavesh

                          It looks like it has been designed by someone very adequate to text messaging. :-)

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                          Kristian Sixhoj
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                          I saw a video presentation of the language, and I think the person behind it just viewed too many pictures of lolcats, like these[^]

                          Kristian Sixhoej

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                          • K Kristian Sixhoj

                            LOLCODE[^] Just got this link from a friend. Found it kinda funny. Those people who post questions like "plz give me teh s0urce 4 sum awzum program, kthxbai", would never have to ask a programming question again if they learned this programming language! I actually considered learning it myself.. Well.. No. Even though programming would be a lot easier :laugh: Even though I think that even the "hardcore" lolspeakers would have problems remembering this:

                            HAI
                            CAN HAS STDIO?
                            IM IN YR LOOP UPPIN YR VAR TIL BOTHSAEM VAR AN 10
                            VISIBLE SUM OF VAR AN 1
                            IM OUTTA YR LOOP
                            KTHXBYE

                            Kristian Sixhoej

                            modified on Wednesday, January 7, 2009 2:49 PM

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                            Matt Channer
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                            There is a DLR[^] implementation of this too so would be a great scripting language for your next business app ;)

                            Computer Science is the only discipline in which we view adding a new wing to a building as being maintenance. Jim Horning

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                            • K Kristian Sixhoj

                              Chris Maunder wrote:

                              That's it, I'm rewriting the site. CAN HAS DATABASE? AWSUM KTHXBYE

                              That would give the site an "awsum" performance :laugh: Another benefit of this language is that you don't need to waste time on commenting your code. It's self-describing!

                              Kristian Sixhoej

                              modified on Wednesday, January 7, 2009 3:40 PM

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                              Member 4593559
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                              Kristian Sixhoej wrote:

                              Another benefit of this language is that you don't need to waste time on commenting your code. It's self-describing!

                              Isn't that what they said about COBOL???? :laugh:

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                                Kristian Sixhoej wrote:

                                Another benefit of this language is that you don't need to waste time on commenting your code. It's self-describing!

                                Isn't that what they said about COBOL???? :laugh:

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                                Kristian Sixhoj
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                                Member 4593559 wrote:

                                Isn't that what they said about COBOL????

                                I don't know, I have never used COBOL :-O

                                Kristian Sixhoej

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                                • C Chris Maunder

                                  That's it, I'm rewriting the site. CAN HAS DATABASE? AWSUM KTHXBYE See. It writes itself.

                                  cheers, Chris Maunder

                                  CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                                  G Myers
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                                  AwL Ur BaZe BLonG 2 Uz

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                                  • K Kristian Sixhoj

                                    Member 4593559 wrote:

                                    Isn't that what they said about COBOL????

                                    I don't know, I have never used COBOL :-O

                                    Kristian Sixhoej

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                                    Vikram A Punathambekar
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                                    Kristian Sixhoej wrote:

                                    I have never used COBOL

                                    Why the blush? There's nothing to be ashamed of! Say it with pride! Only those who know COBOL must be embarassed to admit it!

                                    Cheers, Vıkram.


                                    Stand up to be seen. Speak up to be heard. Shut up to be appreciated.

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                                      Kristian Sixhoej wrote:

                                      Another benefit of this language is that you don't need to waste time on commenting your code. It's self-describing!

                                      Isn't that what they said about COBOL???? :laugh:

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                                      yoshon
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                                      well, COBOL is still around and it's not dying anytime soon. PS I am NOT a COBOL programmer.

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                                      • C ColinM123

                                        Reminds me of a recent question in the WPF forums... http://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/View.aspx?fid=1004114&select=2867040#xx2867040xx[^] :wtf: :omg: :confused::~

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                                        Kent K
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                                        RFLMAO. . ..well, not really as I'm at work. . . .so just LMAO (internally) I guess. . .

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                                        • Y yoshon

                                          well, COBOL is still around and it's not dying anytime soon. PS I am NOT a COBOL programmer.

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                                          Member 4593559
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                                          I had to write COBOL when I was at college, and its about as close to readable english as you can get from what I remember. This just totally reminded me of my old days learning JSP and implementing it in COBOL :-D

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