Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Code Project
  1. Home
  2. The Lounge
  3. Where is everyone?

Where is everyone?

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved The Lounge
question
46 Posts 13 Posters 0 Views 1 Watching
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • L Lost User

    Haven't you heard about the half-price sale over at the Laneway Adult Shop in Cairns? The "Jungle Jane" sex dolls are now half-price and have only been used once. On second thought... perhaps everyone is at Sapphire Bar across the street, their gonna need a few drinks. Best Wishes, -David Delaune

    R Offline
    R Offline
    Roger Wright
    wrote on last edited by
    #27

    Randor wrote:

    "Jungle Jane" sex dolls are now half-price and have only been used once

    I'd be picky about my choice, though. The one in the photograph looked fairly deflated, and had a cigarette in her mouth. Tramp.

    "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

    P 1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • R Roger Wright

      Randor wrote:

      "Jungle Jane" sex dolls are now half-price and have only been used once

      I'd be picky about my choice, though. The one in the photograph looked fairly deflated, and had a cigarette in her mouth. Tramp.

      "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

      P Offline
      P Offline
      PIEBALDconsult
      wrote on last edited by
      #28

      Roger Wright wrote:

      deflated, and had a cigarette in her mouth

      Sounds like my grandmother. ::shudder::

      _ R 2 Replies Last reply
      0
      • C Chris Maunder

        "left some DNA at the scene"

        cheers, Chris Maunder

        CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

        _ Offline
        _ Offline
        _Damian S_
        wrote on last edited by
        #29

        hehe... That's the one I thought you meant... just checking we were on the same page!

        -------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!

        1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • C Chris Losinger

          BSG[^]

          image processing toolkits | batch image processing

          _ Offline
          _ Offline
          _Damian S_
          wrote on last edited by
          #30

          Ah cool... used to love that show (the original) when I was a kid back in the 70's and early 80's...

          -------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!

          1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • P PIEBALDconsult

            Roger Wright wrote:

            deflated, and had a cigarette in her mouth

            Sounds like my grandmother. ::shudder::

            _ Offline
            _ Offline
            _Damian S_
            wrote on last edited by
            #31

            She's not in Cairns is she? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

            -------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!

            1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • _ _Damian S_

              Honestly, the Lounge has been getting more and more quiet over the past few months, to now being virtually dead... Where is everyone? Where is all the cheerful banter, the playful jibes, the downright crazy talk?

              -------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!

              E Offline
              E Offline
              El Corazon
              wrote on last edited by
              #32

              _Damian S_ wrote:

              the downright crazy talk?

              I've been talking to myself lately.... worse... the conversation lasted longer.... actually... deadlines for me....

              _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

              _ 1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • C Chris Maunder

                _Damian S_ wrote:

                past few months

                You mean that thing called Christmas?

                cheers, Chris Maunder

                CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

                E Offline
                E Offline
                El Corazon
                wrote on last edited by
                #33

                Ho Ho Ho!! been recovering!!

                _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

                _ 1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • P PIEBALDconsult

                  Roger Wright wrote:

                  deflated, and had a cigarette in her mouth

                  Sounds like my grandmother. ::shudder::

                  R Offline
                  R Offline
                  Roger Wright
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #34

                  Your grandmother smokes after sex in an alley? Good for her! Go Granny! :-D

                  "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

                  _ 1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • E El Corazon

                    Ho Ho Ho!! been recovering!!

                    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

                    _ Offline
                    _ Offline
                    _Damian S_
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #35

                    Well, good to see you have recovered and made it safely back to CP!

                    -------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!

                    E 1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • R Roger Wright

                      Your grandmother smokes after sex in an alley? Good for her! Go Granny! :-D

                      "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

                      _ Offline
                      _ Offline
                      _Damian S_
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #36

                      Roger Wright wrote:

                      Your grandmother smokes after sex

                      Dunno, I've never checked!!

                      -------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • E El Corazon

                        _Damian S_ wrote:

                        the downright crazy talk?

                        I've been talking to myself lately.... worse... the conversation lasted longer.... actually... deadlines for me....

                        _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

                        _ Offline
                        _ Offline
                        _Damian S_
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #37

                        It's sad when you are reduced to talking to yourself... is not... is too... not... too... Bloody well stop that, I'm trying to talk to El Corazon!! are not... ...

                        -------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • _ _Damian S_

                          Well, good to see you have recovered and made it safely back to CP!

                          -------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!

                          E Offline
                          E Offline
                          El Corazon
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #38

                          the red suit is in the laundry.... 31 hours of hard of mass transit and hot fireplaces and that suit takes almost a year to clean... the elves working on it will be a bit surly until the smell dies down about may...

                          _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

                          _ 1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • E El Corazon

                            the red suit is in the laundry.... 31 hours of hard of mass transit and hot fireplaces and that suit takes almost a year to clean... the elves working on it will be a bit surly until the smell dies down about may...

                            _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

                            _ Offline
                            _ Offline
                            _Damian S_
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #39

                            You better not laugh, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why... Santa's elves are cleaning... his suit!!

                            -------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!

                            E 1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • P PIEBALDconsult

                              On Monster.com

                              E Offline
                              E Offline
                              Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #40

                              I was thinking the same thing, except Monster seems even worse than Dice. Isn't there a tech job search board with decent programming jobs and contracts that is not flooded by recruiters?

                              Need software developed? Offering C# development all over the United States, ERL GLOBAL, Inc is the only call you will have to make.
                              Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway
                              Most of this sig is for Google, not ego.

                              P C 2 Replies Last reply
                              0
                              • _ _Damian S_

                                You better not laugh, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why... Santa's elves are cleaning... his suit!!

                                -------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!

                                E Offline
                                E Offline
                                El Corazon
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #41

                                _Damian S_ wrote:

                                Santa's elves are cleaning... his suit!!

                                and if you are a REALLY bad boy/girl.... you become an elf with THAT duty.... :-D

                                _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                                  I was thinking the same thing, except Monster seems even worse than Dice. Isn't there a tech job search board with decent programming jobs and contracts that is not flooded by recruiters?

                                  Need software developed? Offering C# development all over the United States, ERL GLOBAL, Inc is the only call you will have to make.
                                  Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway
                                  Most of this sig is for Google, not ego.

                                  P Offline
                                  P Offline
                                  PIEBALDconsult
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #42

                                  Yeah, I haven't been to Dice since my last job search four years ago. Monster has gotten a lot worse, and CareerBuilder isn't much better. And Monster says they're making big changes this weekend so I sure it'll be near impossible to use after that. X| I guess I'd better spend the day on Dice. Oh, gotta check my lottery numbers first...

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • _ _Damian S_

                                    Yeah, I remember those shows fondly from my childhood... I think he also starred as one of the Angels in Touched by an Angel (or something like that), alongside a jocular bloke with a beard (and no, it wasn't Santa Claus).

                                    -------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!

                                    C Offline
                                    C Offline
                                    cpkilekofp
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #43

                                    Actually, he was the only angel in a series called "Highway to Heaven" that predated "Touched by an Angel".

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                                      I was thinking the same thing, except Monster seems even worse than Dice. Isn't there a tech job search board with decent programming jobs and contracts that is not flooded by recruiters?

                                      Need software developed? Offering C# development all over the United States, ERL GLOBAL, Inc is the only call you will have to make.
                                      Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway
                                      Most of this sig is for Google, not ego.

                                      C Offline
                                      C Offline
                                      cpkilekofp
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #44

                                      Try Indeed.com. It searches a bunch of sites and emails you only jobs within an area that you specify.

                                      E 1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • C cpkilekofp

                                        Try Indeed.com. It searches a bunch of sites and emails you only jobs within an area that you specify.

                                        E Offline
                                        E Offline
                                        Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #45

                                        I have tried it and found it to be just a bad as all the others combined.

                                        Need software developed? Offering C# development all over the United States, ERL GLOBAL, Inc is the only call you will have to make.
                                        Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway
                                        Most of this sig is for Google, not ego.

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • L Lost User

                                          Haven't you heard about the half-price sale over at the Laneway Adult Shop in Cairns? The "Jungle Jane" sex dolls are now half-price and have only been used once. On second thought... perhaps everyone is at Sapphire Bar across the street, their gonna need a few drinks. Best Wishes, -David Delaune

                                          Z Offline
                                          Z Offline
                                          ZelionThunder
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #46

                                          I know that I'm just sitting around waiting for you to email me about the Illusia source! zelionthunder@yahoo.com

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          0
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Don't have an account? Register

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups