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  • C Chris Meech

    When did we get the rockets? I didn't think we had any at all. :)

    Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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    Oakman
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    Chris Meech wrote:

    When did we get the rockets? I didn't think we had any at all.

    They were smuggled in from New Zealand.

    Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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    • K KaRl

      or people from the FPLP. Or from the Hamas. Or from other people from the nearby palestinian refugees camps.

      When they kick at your front door How you gonna come? With your hands on your head Or on the trigger of your gun?

      Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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      Oakman
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      Ka?l wrote:

      or people from the FPLP. Or from the Hamas. Or from other people from the nearby palestinian refugees camps.

      Or Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny?

      Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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      • O Oakman

        Chris Meech wrote:

        When did we get the rockets? I didn't think we had any at all.

        They were smuggled in from New Zealand.

        Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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        Chris Meech
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        Damn those Kiwi smugglers running rockets. Next thing you know we'll have Aussie's here in Canada running websites. ;P

        Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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        • K KaRl

          I see your argument are more and more pitiful - old age is like a sinking ship.

          Where do you expect us to go when the bombs fall? Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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          Shepman
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          Ka?l wrote:

          old age is like a sinking ship

          And you think that you have made a point??? No wonder he thinks you're stupid.

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          • C Chris Meech

            Damn those Kiwi smugglers running rockets. Next thing you know we'll have Aussie's here in Canada running websites. ;P

            Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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            Shepman
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            Chris Meech wrote:

            Next thing you know we'll have Aussie's here in Canada running websites.

            Now do you understand why we ask for passports at the border these days?

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            • K KaRl

              "Israel Battered by Wave of Rockets From Lebanon: Lebanese militants fired barrages of rockets into northern Israel early Thursday[^]" It the end the waves of rockets was made of 3 rockets - And no one knows if they were fired by Lebanese militants. What a fair and balanced way to present news.

              When they kick at your front door How you gonna come? With your hands on your head Or on the trigger of your gun?

              Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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              Lost User
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              The fact is there are good and evil people on all sides and some of the evil ones would rather everyone dies. :sigh:

              Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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              • O Oakman

                Ka?l wrote:

                or people from the FPLP. Or from the Hamas. Or from other people from the nearby palestinian refugees camps.

                Or Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny?

                Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                Mike Gaskey
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                Oakman wrote:

                Or Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny?

                you're forgetting about the tooth fairy.

                Mike - typical white guy. The USA does have universal healthcare, but you have to pay for it. D'oh. Thomas Mann - "Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." The NYT - my leftist brochure. Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist”. God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore they don't exist.

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                • R R Giskard Reventlov

                  Ka?l wrote:

                  the waves of rockets

                  So what number, exactly, constitutes a wave?

                  Ka?l wrote:

                  And no one knows if they were fired by Lebanese militants

                  They were fired from within Lebanon and the people that fired them were probably not nuns and may have been pretty militant about the whole thing, hence Labanses Militants.

                  Ka?l wrote:

                  What a fair and balanced way to present news.

                  And what a twat you are to expect any news organisation to present news in any way that does not get more readers.

                  me, me, me

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                  Lost User
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                  digital man wrote:

                  So what number, exactly, constitutes a wave?

                  5? (Fingers on a hand, waving. Dunno, just guessing really)

                  digital man wrote:

                  They were fired from within Lebanon and the people that fired them were probably not nuns and may have been pretty militant about the whole thing, hence Labanses Militants.

                  Like it, unarguable logic my man!

                  digital man wrote:

                  And what a twat you are to expect any news organisation to present news in any way that does not get more readers.

                  Karl still thinks AGW reporting is fair and unbiased. (Knew I cold change the topic!)

                  Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                    Oakman wrote:

                    Or Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny?

                    you're forgetting about the tooth fairy.

                    Mike - typical white guy. The USA does have universal healthcare, but you have to pay for it. D'oh. Thomas Mann - "Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." The NYT - my leftist brochure. Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist”. God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore they don't exist.

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                    Oakman
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                    Mike Gaskey wrote:

                    you're forgetting about the tooth fairy.

                    The tooth fairy is a Marxist! . . .wait, so is Karl. . .

                    Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                    • K KaRl

                      Mind works best when it is open - Sad for you, isn't it?

                      Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                      Stan Shannon
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                      Ka?l wrote:

                      Mind works best when it is open

                      SO does a trash can.

                      Chaining ourselves to the moral high ground does not make us good guys. Aside from making us easy targets, it merely makes us idiotic prisoners of our own self loathing.

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                      • K KaRl

                        Mind works best when it is open - Sad for you, isn't it?

                        Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                        BoneSoft
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                        This is my favorite type of ad-hominem when faced with the panic of disagreement. "No really, I'm way smarter than you. My opinion MUST be right... It's mine! I'm obviously smarter because you disagree with me."


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                        • K KaRl

                          "Israel Battered by Wave of Rockets From Lebanon: Lebanese militants fired barrages of rockets into northern Israel early Thursday[^]" It the end the waves of rockets was made of 3 rockets - And no one knows if they were fired by Lebanese militants. What a fair and balanced way to present news.

                          When they kick at your front door How you gonna come? With your hands on your head Or on the trigger of your gun?

                          Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                          Adnan Siddiqi
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                          you can experience the "fair balance" on this forum too by your vot rating. ;)

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                          • O Oakman

                            KaЯl wrote:

                            For instance, it represents 10% of the people leaving in lebanon.

                            I know English is your third language - after Arabic - but are you taking about people leaving from, or people living in? Or possibly trees leafing out?

                            Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                            bulg
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                            fcking troll.

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                            • S Shepman

                              Ka?l wrote:

                              old age is like a sinking ship

                              And you think that you have made a point??? No wonder he thinks you're stupid.

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                              bulg
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                              I agree. DiegoMoita has a script somewhere to filter idiots assholes (like oakman) off the board when you browse... in general it has made the soapbox much more enjoyable

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                              • B bulg

                                fcking troll.

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                                Oakman
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                                bulg wrote:

                                fcking troll

                                Oh goodness me. Struck to the heart with your brilliant wit and your amazing vocabulary. How can I go on living having experienced your awesome and mordant intellect? :(( :(( :((

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                                • A Adnan Siddiqi

                                  you can experience the "fair balance" on this forum too by your vot rating. ;)

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                                  Oakman
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                                  Adnan Siddiqi wrote:

                                  you can experience the "fair balance" on this forum too by your vot rating.

                                  Stop whining. You post here only to piss people off; what do you expect?

                                  Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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                                  • B bulg

                                    I agree. DiegoMoita has a script somewhere to filter idiots assholes (like oakman) off the board when you browse... in general it has made the soapbox much more enjoyable

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                                    Shepman
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                                    bulg wrote:

                                    DiegoMoita has a script somewhere to filter idiots

                                    Then why don't you use it rather than tagging along after him begging to be noticed like a cheap whore on a street corner?

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                                    • K KaRl

                                      or people from the FPLP. Or from the Hamas. Or from other people from the nearby palestinian refugees camps.

                                      When they kick at your front door How you gonna come? With your hands on your head Or on the trigger of your gun?

                                      Fold with us! ¤ flickr

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                                      Rob Graham
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                                      All of which would qualify for the general description "Lebanese militants". Now see if you can hit the other foot.

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                                      • S Stan Shannon

                                        Ka?l wrote:

                                        Mind works best when it is open

                                        SO does a trash can.

                                        Chaining ourselves to the moral high ground does not make us good guys. Aside from making us easy targets, it merely makes us idiotic prisoners of our own self loathing.

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                                        busum
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                                        Stan Shannon wrote:

                                        SO does a trash can

                                        ROFL

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          digital man wrote:

                                          So what number, exactly, constitutes a wave?

                                          5? (Fingers on a hand, waving. Dunno, just guessing really)

                                          digital man wrote:

                                          They were fired from within Lebanon and the people that fired them were probably not nuns and may have been pretty militant about the whole thing, hence Labanses Militants.

                                          Like it, unarguable logic my man!

                                          digital man wrote:

                                          And what a twat you are to expect any news organisation to present news in any way that does not get more readers.

                                          Karl still thinks AGW reporting is fair and unbiased. (Knew I cold change the topic!)

                                          Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                                          Oakman
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                                          fat_boy wrote:

                                          Karl still thinks AGW reporting is fair and unbiased.

                                          Karl thinks that anyone who doesn't agree with him is a fascist. He and Stan are opposite sides of the same coin.

                                          Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

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