Spanking the Hamster
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While spanking the hamster with my lady this weekend I thought I had her quashed with a score of 414. Then she managed to smack me down with a 494! Has anyone beaten that score in the Hamster Launcher game posted a week or two ago? Any tips? I can't let this one stand... I suspect she snuck a flying squirrel into her lineup for that game.:suss: BTW - She swears that bouncing the hamster off the ground at first launch increases the glide distance. I haven't verified that yet.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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While spanking the hamster with my lady this weekend I thought I had her quashed with a score of 414. Then she managed to smack me down with a 494! Has anyone beaten that score in the Hamster Launcher game posted a week or two ago? Any tips? I can't let this one stand... I suspect she snuck a flying squirrel into her lineup for that game.:suss: BTW - She swears that bouncing the hamster off the ground at first launch increases the glide distance. I haven't verified that yet.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
LOL!1!! wUT??
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While spanking the hamster with my lady this weekend I thought I had her quashed with a score of 414. Then she managed to smack me down with a 494! Has anyone beaten that score in the Hamster Launcher game posted a week or two ago? Any tips? I can't let this one stand... I suspect she snuck a flying squirrel into her lineup for that game.:suss: BTW - She swears that bouncing the hamster off the ground at first launch increases the glide distance. I haven't verified that yet.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Roger Wright wrote:
While spanking the hamster with my lady this weekend
Sounds like the beginning of a rather tawdry novel!! Keep up the good work! :laugh:
-------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!
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While spanking the hamster with my lady this weekend I thought I had her quashed with a score of 414. Then she managed to smack me down with a 494! Has anyone beaten that score in the Hamster Launcher game posted a week or two ago? Any tips? I can't let this one stand... I suspect she snuck a flying squirrel into her lineup for that game.:suss: BTW - She swears that bouncing the hamster off the ground at first launch increases the glide distance. I haven't verified that yet.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
I saw the post title and thought "Do these guys wait until past midnight before pulling out the blue material??" before racing off to find the Button Of Inappropriate Post Deletion. And then I saw it was you. At least I'm awake now!
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
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While spanking the hamster with my lady this weekend I thought I had her quashed with a score of 414. Then she managed to smack me down with a 494! Has anyone beaten that score in the Hamster Launcher game posted a week or two ago? Any tips? I can't let this one stand... I suspect she snuck a flying squirrel into her lineup for that game.:suss: BTW - She swears that bouncing the hamster off the ground at first launch increases the glide distance. I haven't verified that yet.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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While spanking the hamster with my lady this weekend I thought I had her quashed with a score of 414. Then she managed to smack me down with a 494! Has anyone beaten that score in the Hamster Launcher game posted a week or two ago? Any tips? I can't let this one stand... I suspect she snuck a flying squirrel into her lineup for that game.:suss: BTW - She swears that bouncing the hamster off the ground at first launch increases the glide distance. I haven't verified that yet.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
I'll never think of the game the same way now. :laugh:
only two letters away from being an asset
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I'll never think of the game the same way now. :laugh:
only two letters away from being an asset
You're welcome. :)
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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I saw the post title and thought "Do these guys wait until past midnight before pulling out the blue material??" before racing off to find the Button Of Inappropriate Post Deletion. And then I saw it was you. At least I'm awake now!
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
There are many ways to view "reality", and to express one's vision. I always endeavor to choose the least appropriate. Glad to see you're on your toes, lad! :-D
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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Now there's an image I can't get out my head. can't get over about 100ft
If I knew then what I know today, then I'd know the same now as I did then - then what would be the point? .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
TheArtistFormallyKnownAsMaxxx wrote:
can't get over about 100ft
Try hitting the hamster with the pillow. ;P
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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LOL!1!! wUT??
I guess you had to be there when the original post went up. In the meantime, enjoy the visuals. ;)
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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Roger Wright wrote:
While spanking the hamster with my lady this weekend
Sounds like the beginning of a rather tawdry novel!! Keep up the good work! :laugh:
-------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!
_Damian S_ wrote:
Keep up the good work!
Are you referring to the novel, or recreational activities involving Order Rodentia in general?
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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_Damian S_ wrote:
Keep up the good work!
Are you referring to the novel, or recreational activities involving Order Rodentia in general?
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Hey, whatever floats your boat... it should be something special between a man, woman and/or consenting hamster!
-------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!
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You're welcome. :)
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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Hey, whatever floats your boat... it should be something special between a man, woman and/or consenting hamster!
-------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!
_Damian S_ wrote:
consenting hamster
It never occured to me to ask... I could be treading on thin ice here. I hope PETA doesn't get wind of it. They can be a real pain in the hiney, and it costs a mint to pay them off in fur coats.:suss:
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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Mark Nischalke wrote:
you have a real live woman you shouldn't be spanking the hamster.
I hate it when my metaphores are misunderstood... :doh:
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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_Damian S_ wrote:
consenting hamster
It never occured to me to ask... I could be treading on thin ice here. I hope PETA doesn't get wind of it. They can be a real pain in the hiney, and it costs a mint to pay them off in fur coats.:suss:
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Roger Wright wrote:
costs a mint to pay them off in fur coats
Wouldn't it cost a MINK? :chortle:
-------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!
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While spanking the hamster with my lady this weekend I thought I had her quashed with a score of 414. Then she managed to smack me down with a 494! Has anyone beaten that score in the Hamster Launcher game posted a week or two ago? Any tips? I can't let this one stand... I suspect she snuck a flying squirrel into her lineup for that game.:suss: BTW - She swears that bouncing the hamster off the ground at first launch increases the glide distance. I haven't verified that yet.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
I introduced the game to my whole family. My brother, one of my sisters-in-law and I are the only ones that can get the cumulative total distance over 1000 and I'm the only one that occasionally gets the cumulative distance over 1200. You have to try and make the hamsters glide as horizontally as possible.
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote: Keep it up. Fool.
I now think of you as Mr. T! - Trollslayer
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I introduced the game to my whole family. My brother, one of my sisters-in-law and I are the only ones that can get the cumulative total distance over 1000 and I'm the only one that occasionally gets the cumulative distance over 1200. You have to try and make the hamsters glide as horizontally as possible.
Don't forget to vote if the response was helpful
Sig history "dad" Ishmail-Samuel Mustafa "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance" Ali Ibn Abi Talib
Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote: Keep it up. Fool.
I now think of you as Mr. T! - Trollslayer
Do you spank the hamster with the pillow on its way up or down?
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Do you spank the hamster with the pillow on its way up or down?
<seriousMode = "OFF"> Do you realize what someone else reading this would think? :laugh: <seriousMode/> <seriousMode = "ON"> On the way up <seriousMode/>
Don't forget to vote if the response was helpful
Sig history "dad" Ishmail-Samuel Mustafa "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance" Ali Ibn Abi Talib
Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote: Keep it up. Fool.
I now think of you as Mr. T! - Trollslayer
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<seriousMode = "OFF"> Do you realize what someone else reading this would think? :laugh: <seriousMode/> <seriousMode = "ON"> On the way up <seriousMode/>
Don't forget to vote if the response was helpful
Sig history "dad" Ishmail-Samuel Mustafa "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance" Ali Ibn Abi Talib
Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote: Keep it up. Fool.
I now think of you as Mr. T! - Trollslayer
Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
Do you realize what someone else reading this would think?
Yes! :laugh: