Spanking the Hamster
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Hey, whatever floats your boat... it should be something special between a man, woman and/or consenting hamster!
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_Damian S_ wrote:
consenting hamster
It never occured to me to ask... I could be treading on thin ice here. I hope PETA doesn't get wind of it. They can be a real pain in the hiney, and it costs a mint to pay them off in fur coats.:suss:
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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Mark Nischalke wrote:
you have a real live woman you shouldn't be spanking the hamster.
I hate it when my metaphores are misunderstood... :doh:
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_Damian S_ wrote:
consenting hamster
It never occured to me to ask... I could be treading on thin ice here. I hope PETA doesn't get wind of it. They can be a real pain in the hiney, and it costs a mint to pay them off in fur coats.:suss:
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Roger Wright wrote:
costs a mint to pay them off in fur coats
Wouldn't it cost a MINK? :chortle:
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While spanking the hamster with my lady this weekend I thought I had her quashed with a score of 414. Then she managed to smack me down with a 494! Has anyone beaten that score in the Hamster Launcher game posted a week or two ago? Any tips? I can't let this one stand... I suspect she snuck a flying squirrel into her lineup for that game.:suss: BTW - She swears that bouncing the hamster off the ground at first launch increases the glide distance. I haven't verified that yet.
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I introduced the game to my whole family. My brother, one of my sisters-in-law and I are the only ones that can get the cumulative total distance over 1000 and I'm the only one that occasionally gets the cumulative distance over 1200. You have to try and make the hamsters glide as horizontally as possible.
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I introduced the game to my whole family. My brother, one of my sisters-in-law and I are the only ones that can get the cumulative total distance over 1000 and I'm the only one that occasionally gets the cumulative distance over 1200. You have to try and make the hamsters glide as horizontally as possible.
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Do you spank the hamster with the pillow on its way up or down?
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Do you spank the hamster with the pillow on its way up or down?
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote: Keep it up. Fool.
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote: Keep it up. Fool.
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
Do you realize what someone else reading this would think?
Yes! :laugh:
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
Do you realize what someone else reading this would think?
Yes! :laugh:
:laugh::laugh:
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote: Keep it up. Fool.
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<seriousMode = "OFF"> Do you realize what someone else reading this would think? :laugh: <seriousMode/> <seriousMode = "ON"> On the way up <seriousMode/>
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote: Keep it up. Fool.
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
Do you realize what someone else reading this would think?
Was "serious" ever on? I'm lmao reading this thread about spanking the hamster, then you come along showing it to your family. :laugh: :snort:
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While spanking the hamster with my lady this weekend I thought I had her quashed with a score of 414. Then she managed to smack me down with a 494! Has anyone beaten that score in the Hamster Launcher game posted a week or two ago? Any tips? I can't let this one stand... I suspect she snuck a flying squirrel into her lineup for that game.:suss: BTW - She swears that bouncing the hamster off the ground at first launch increases the glide distance. I haven't verified that yet.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Ok, thank you for making me spew coffee everywhere. The first thing that came to my mind was "In retrospect...." the gerbil and open flame story that went around "teh 'net" way back in the day. Raggot the Unfortunate Gerbil[^]
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Ok, thank you for making me spew coffee everywhere. The first thing that came to my mind was "In retrospect...." the gerbil and open flame story that went around "teh 'net" way back in the day. Raggot the Unfortunate Gerbil[^]
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
Do you realize what someone else reading this would think?
Was "serious" ever on? I'm lmao reading this thread about spanking the hamster, then you come along showing it to your family. :laugh: :snort:
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Richard Jones wrote:
I'm lmao reading this thread about spanking the hamster, then you come along showing it to your family. :snort:
LOL, now you have me lmao. I actually introduced them to the game a few weeks back when it was introduced to the lounge. Its become a habit since the machinery puzzle that had me lapse for about two weeks.
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote: Keep it up. Fool.
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Richard Jones wrote:
I'm lmao reading this thread about spanking the hamster, then you come along showing it to your family. :snort:
LOL, now you have me lmao. I actually introduced them to the game a few weeks back when it was introduced to the lounge. Its become a habit since the machinery puzzle that had me lapse for about two weeks.
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote: Keep it up. Fool.
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
machinery puzzle
Fantastic Contraption? I showed it to my son, he showed it to my sister, she showed it to her daughters...
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Been almost a year since I heard that. :cool:
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Isn't that like peering into the firey depths of Hell? Well yeah maybe for Raggot. Oh I remember the first time I read that back when the inter webs was all shiny and new, just a minuscule rain cloud in Al Gore's brainstorm, and everything was true. The top ten scary things listed in that story had me in tears then and still makes me laugh out loud when I read it now. Ahhh the good ol' days when setting fire to your gerbil was much more entertaining than spanking a hamster.
S.Nowlin ----------------------- I'm a Techwriter Monkey -- handy, just less useful than the Bathroom Monkey.
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Isn't that like peering into the firey depths of Hell? Well yeah maybe for Raggot. Oh I remember the first time I read that back when the inter webs was all shiny and new, just a minuscule rain cloud in Al Gore's brainstorm, and everything was true. The top ten scary things listed in that story had me in tears then and still makes me laugh out loud when I read it now. Ahhh the good ol' days when setting fire to your gerbil was much more entertaining than spanking a hamster.
S.Nowlin ----------------------- I'm a Techwriter Monkey -- handy, just less useful than the Bathroom Monkey.
I first encountered it in audio form in 99(?) it became a recurring bit of humor in one of my IRC channels, and's been played by someone at least once in each of our annual face to face get-togethers.
Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
machinery puzzle
Fantastic Contraption? I showed it to my son, he showed it to my sister, she showed it to her daughters...
That's the one! I showed it to my brother and my dad, who in turn told my uncles and my brother told my friends about it, and he even got a mention for it in his university's newspaper (and apparently a death threat for wasiting all the students', faculties' and anyone that knows how to use a computer's time...) Ah, don't you just love when somethings propagate? :D
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Sig history "dad" Ishmail-Samuel Mustafa "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance" Ali Ibn Abi Talib
Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote: Keep it up. Fool.
I now think of you as Mr. T! - Trollslayer
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I first encountered it in audio form in 99(?) it became a recurring bit of humor in one of my IRC channels, and's been played by someone at least once in each of our annual face to face get-togethers.
Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall
ha ha! Yeah my best friend and I still snort knowingly at each other whenever we hear folks use "In retrospect..." during conversation. Or, we'll use catch phrases from the storyline, and award virtual points to those that get it when we do. Sorta like references to the "Milk Bar", but I dye grass.
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While spanking the hamster with my lady this weekend I thought I had her quashed with a score of 414. Then she managed to smack me down with a 494! Has anyone beaten that score in the Hamster Launcher game posted a week or two ago? Any tips? I can't let this one stand... I suspect she snuck a flying squirrel into her lineup for that game.:suss: BTW - She swears that bouncing the hamster off the ground at first launch increases the glide distance. I haven't verified that yet.
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Roger Wright wrote:
While spanking the hamster
Is that like choking the chicken? :~
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I introduced the game to my whole family. My brother, one of my sisters-in-law and I are the only ones that can get the cumulative total distance over 1000 and I'm the only one that occasionally gets the cumulative distance over 1200. You have to try and make the hamsters glide as horizontally as possible.
Don't forget to vote if the response was helpful
Sig history "dad" Ishmail-Samuel Mustafa "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance" Ali Ibn Abi Talib
Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote: Keep it up. Fool.
I now think of you as Mr. T! - Trollslayer
Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
I'm the only one that occasionally gets the cumulative distance over 1200.
Wow! Maybe you should get a job or something. You clearly have way too much time on your hands. :laugh: I think maybe I'll not be telling my gf about this score, else I'll never get her off the damned computer at night. She's a tad competitive, something like a pit bull with a bloody bone, but less indifferent.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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Ok, thank you for making me spew coffee everywhere. The first thing that came to my mind was "In retrospect...." the gerbil and open flame story that went around "teh 'net" way back in the day. Raggot the Unfortunate Gerbil[^]
S.Nowlin ----------------------- I'm a Techwriter Monkey -- handy, just less useful than the Bathroom Monkey.
:laugh: :laugh: I must have missed that one; thanks for the repost. If it's any consolation, I nearly spewed my scotch. Fortunately, I have more respect for scotch than you have for coffee, and managed to defer the paroxysms until after I swallowed the sacred elixer. But I do think I'll need another one to help with my recovery.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"