i want to be gay!

realJSOP

I'll never tell...

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

Oakman

Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

Wow, he must be some kind of genius...

Well, like you, he sometimes comes up with a turn of phrase that is both amusing and vicious. It does seem that he was less interested in insulting anyone here that he sometimes is. The problem is that once you develop a reputation, it's sometimes hard to simply make a statement without it being taken the wrong way. I don't think that John can make a statement about Indians without it being assumed to be an insult.

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Sahir Shah wrote:

ewwww!!! that sounds so yucky.

See, that sounds gay. Minus 10 man points for saying it. People *think* you're gay because of the way you dress or act, and they probably assume that your "wife" is just some girl you hired to pretend she's married to you. You have to do something manly to establish yourself. A couple of days ago, someone mentioned poking at a fire with their dick. You might want to go back and review that thread. You might also want to bulk up a little. If you have the bone structure of a 13-year-old girl, nobody's going to take you seriously as a real man. Eat some beef or something else with a lot of protien. Finally, get a biker jacket (do NOT get the chaps or leather pants to go with it). If you're wearing leather, people just naturally fear and respect you at the same time. Of course you have to sneer and snarl a lot to pull off the appearance thing, but try to make it look like your pissed off instead being in pain.

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

soap brain

Gee, the world sure needs more heroes like you.

Oakman

Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

Gee, the world sure needs more heroes like you.

All other things being equal, you really don't want to start a war with him. He's extremely bright, very verbal and, like a lot of us old farts, can be quite vicious when provoked.

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soap brain

Fine...

Sahir Shah

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

See, that sounds gay. Minus 10 man points for saying it. People *think* you're gay because of the way you dress or act

you got it a bit mixed up i think. i want to be thought of as gay without actually being gay. currently, i am suspected of being a hetero, which i find immensely irritating. btw, i am seriously thinking about ear piercing as a message. anybody know which one is the gay side ?

Sahir Shah

Oakman wrote:

I don't think that John can make a statement about Indians without it being assumed to be an insult.

what's his problem with indians? maybe we should open a thread for a faceoff between the most obnoxious indian you can find (moi to be precise :-\ ) and this john simmons fellow. i shall fart in his face and make him wilt :laugh:

Al Beback

Sahir Shah wrote:

seriously. i am kinda fed up with things that's been happening lately, so i think the best thing to do is become gay.

And gay people would rather be straight. Ain't life grand? You should consider putting into practice the secret many of us all learned from the movie Scarface: "First you get the money, then you get the Power, then you get the Woman." :)

"Republicans run for office saying that the government doesn't work, then they get elected, and they prove it." -- Al Franken

Sahir Shah

Al Beback wrote:

then you get the Woman.

i don't want the woman. i already got one.

Bassam Abdul Baki

Can you PLEASE write an article for us geeks. :)

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Lost User

More? How about being able to be friends with women?

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Lost User

Since gender and sexuality are separate things that would be interesting.

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Lost User

OK, you see that funny shaped chromosone?...

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Lost User

Yes but that was the only way he could get women. Real men don't need that.

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Bassam Abdul Baki

You mean the second unknown mathematical variable?

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Bassam Abdul Baki

Have a sex change, then be gay. I wish I was a lesbian.

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Nish Nishant

Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

Are you referring to Anna-Jayne Metcalfe?

Yes he is. Before her gender-change she used to post here as Andy. During the earlier stages of the transformation (after Andy stopped posting and before Anna started) she posted under an anonymous name (I forgot the exact name she used) for a short while. John was very annoyed by the whole thing and never really seemed to be able to let it go (apparently, even after so many years) :-)

Regards, Nish

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realJSOP

There's absolutely no reason not to dredge up old posts. If other people can do it to me, I can do it to me.

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

Nish Nishant

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

If other people can do it to me, I can do it to me.

That's an excellent point :-D

Regards, Nish

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