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i want to be gay!

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  • S Sahir Shah

    seriously. i am kinda fed up with things that's been happening lately, so i think the best thing to do is become gay. how do i start ?

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    Al Beback
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    Sahir Shah wrote:

    seriously. i am kinda fed up with things that's been happening lately, so i think the best thing to do is become gay.

    And gay people would rather be straight. Ain't life grand? You should consider putting into practice the secret many of us all learned from the movie Scarface: "First you get the money, then you get the Power, then you get the Woman." :)

    "Republicans run for office saying that the government doesn't work, then they get elected, and they prove it." -- Al Franken

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      Sahir Shah wrote:

      seriously. i am kinda fed up with things that's been happening lately, so i think the best thing to do is become gay.

      And gay people would rather be straight. Ain't life grand? You should consider putting into practice the secret many of us all learned from the movie Scarface: "First you get the money, then you get the Power, then you get the Woman." :)

      "Republicans run for office saying that the government doesn't work, then they get elected, and they prove it." -- Al Franken

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      Al Beback wrote:

      then you get the Woman.

      i don't want the woman. i already got one.

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      • L Lost User

        Maybe learning more about women is the best solution?

        Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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        Bassam Abdul Baki
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        Can you PLEASE write an article for us geeks. :)


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        • S soap brain

          Are you referring to Anna-Jayne Metcalfe?

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          Lost User
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          Since gender and sexuality are separate things that would be interesting.

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          • S Sahir Shah

            Trollslayer wrote:

            Maybe learning more about women is the best solution?

            what did i miss? so tell me more about women.

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            Lost User
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            More? How about being able to be friends with women?

            Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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            • B Bassam Abdul Baki

              Can you PLEASE write an article for us geeks. :)


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              Lost User
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              OK, you see that funny shaped chromosone?...

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              • L Lost User

                OK, you see that funny shaped chromosone?...

                Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                Bassam Abdul Baki
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                You mean the second unknown mathematical variable?


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                • A Al Beback

                  Sahir Shah wrote:

                  seriously. i am kinda fed up with things that's been happening lately, so i think the best thing to do is become gay.

                  And gay people would rather be straight. Ain't life grand? You should consider putting into practice the secret many of us all learned from the movie Scarface: "First you get the money, then you get the Power, then you get the Woman." :)

                  "Republicans run for office saying that the government doesn't work, then they get elected, and they prove it." -- Al Franken

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                  Lost User
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                  Yes but that was the only way he could get women. Real men don't need that.

                  Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                  • S Sahir Shah

                    seriously. i am kinda fed up with things that's been happening lately, so i think the best thing to do is become gay. how do i start ?

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                    Bassam Abdul Baki
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                    Have a sex change, then be gay. I wish I was a lesbian.


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                    • S soap brain

                      Are you referring to Anna-Jayne Metcalfe?

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                      Nish Nishant
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                      Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                      Are you referring to Anna-Jayne Metcalfe?

                      Yes he is. Before her gender-change she used to post here as Andy. During the earlier stages of the transformation (after Andy stopped posting and before Anna started) she posted under an anonymous name (I forgot the exact name she used) for a short while. John was very annoyed by the whole thing and never really seemed to be able to let it go (apparently, even after so many years) :-)

                      Regards, Nish


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                        Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                        Are you referring to Anna-Jayne Metcalfe?

                        Yes he is. Before her gender-change she used to post here as Andy. During the earlier stages of the transformation (after Andy stopped posting and before Anna started) she posted under an anonymous name (I forgot the exact name she used) for a short while. John was very annoyed by the whole thing and never really seemed to be able to let it go (apparently, even after so many years) :-)

                        Regards, Nish


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                        My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com link

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                        realJSOP
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                        There's absolutely no reason not to dredge up old posts. If other people can do it to me, I can do it to me.

                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                          There's absolutely no reason not to dredge up old posts. If other people can do it to me, I can do it to me.

                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                          Nish Nishant
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                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                          If other people can do it to me, I can do it to me.

                          That's an excellent point :-D

                          Regards, Nish


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                          • L Lost User

                            More? How about being able to be friends with women?

                            Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                            JimmyRopes
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                            Trollslayer wrote:

                            How about being able to be friends with women?

                            That's sooooooo gay! :~

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                            • O Oakman

                              Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                              Wow, he must be some kind of genius...

                              Well, like you, he sometimes comes up with a turn of phrase that is both amusing and vicious. It does seem that he was less interested in insulting anyone here that he sometimes is. The problem is that once you develop a reputation, it's sometimes hard to simply make a statement without it being taken the wrong way. I don't think that John can make a statement about Indians without it being assumed to be an insult.

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                              Oakman wrote:

                              I don't think that John can make a statement about Indians without it being assumed to be an insult.

                              Because it more likely is an insult! :doh:

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                              • S soap brain

                                Have you considered physical and chemical castration? So that there's no way you can pass your genes on?

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                                JimmyRopes
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                                Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                                physical and chemical castration

                                Ouch! X|

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                                • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                                  Have a sex change, then be gay. I wish I was a lesbian.


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                                  JimmyRopes
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                                  Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

                                  I wish I was a lesbian

                                  TMI :rolleyes:

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