Singing frog
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No Rex, this is not about you my friend :) My 10 month old son got a gift from his mum's aunt, a singing frog that seems to be cross-dresser being what is seemingly a male (voice wise, nothing else is apparent) with lipstick, mascara and a faint reddish-peach blush that sings "pleasing" gibberish and gyrates. My son, Sam, loves it, he thinks its the bees knees. Every time it shuts up, he smacks it so that it starts its act again. And again. And again. I've heard it not less than 100 times since the morning and it is ANNOYING! :mad:
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A friend of mine has got a quacking duck for his birthday. His 14 lb. weight horny male cat eventually fell in love with the duck. So every time when the cat start making…let say “love” with this duck the duck starts quacking all the way until the “act of love” ends. How about that?
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A friend of mine has got a quacking duck for his birthday. His 14 lb. weight horny male cat eventually fell in love with the duck. So every time when the cat start making…let say “love” with this duck the duck starts quacking all the way until the “act of love” ends. How about that?
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:laugh::laugh: That is seriously funny! :laugh:
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No Rex, this is not about you my friend :) My 10 month old son got a gift from his mum's aunt, a singing frog that seems to be cross-dresser being what is seemingly a male (voice wise, nothing else is apparent) with lipstick, mascara and a faint reddish-peach blush that sings "pleasing" gibberish and gyrates. My son, Sam, loves it, he thinks its the bees knees. Every time it shuts up, he smacks it so that it starts its act again. And again. And again. I've heard it not less than 100 times since the morning and it is ANNOYING! :mad:
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Sig history "dad" Ishmail-Samuel Mustafa Unix is a Four Letter Word, and Vi is a Two Letter Abbreviation
The good news is, batteries do get empty after a while. Be patient.
I'm waiting for Windows Feng Shui, where you have to re-arrange your icons in a manner which best enables your application to run. Richard Jones www.immo-brasseurs.com
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The good news is, batteries do get empty after a while. Be patient.
I'm waiting for Windows Feng Shui, where you have to re-arrange your icons in a manner which best enables your application to run. Richard Jones www.immo-brasseurs.com
Rage wrote:
Be patient.
Indeed – in the psychiatry, if the batteries are lithium-ion type…
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A friend of mine has got a quacking duck for his birthday. His 14 lb. weight horny male cat eventually fell in love with the duck. So every time when the cat start making…let say “love” with this duck the duck starts quacking all the way until the “act of love” ends. How about that?
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This reminds me of my late cat's "passion" bear. The bear didn't sing or anything, it was just this really really fluffy as in troll-doll hair fluffy and cyan blue, a crayola bear - my father bought it for my daughter after a stay in the hospital. It was my daughter's favorite bear and we would put her to bed with it. Often we would find this bear left on the couch, under the dining table in a computer case...weird places and we would get on to her about leaving it all over the place. She would deny it, of course and we would get on to her for fibbing or being forgetful. Until one night - my then husband came into the living room hours after Nan had gone to bed, he was quite amused and wanted me to follow him, so I did. In his office in side a tower-case housing was our one year-old cat having his way with his "passion" bear...I was horrified (and amused at the same time) because we had been putting that bear in bed with Nan every night since she came home from the hospital. We washed the bear, but husband didn't know to let it air-dry, and well the dryer really did a number on the fur...after that neither my daughter nor the cat had anything else to do with "passion" bear...so there it sits on her shelf 15 years after the incident. She's moved out, married, and had a daughter of her own. I asked her if she wanted her daughter to have it. The answer was a very loud "NO!" ;P :laugh:
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A friend of mine has got a quacking duck for his birthday. His 14 lb. weight horny male cat eventually fell in love with the duck. So every time when the cat start making…let say “love” with this duck the duck starts quacking all the way until the “act of love” ends. How about that?
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If ever something needed video footage, this is it! Screw the Lochness Monster, Bigfoot, or UFOs over Area 51, I want to see your buddies cat doing the deed with a plastic duck that sings!
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No Rex, this is not about you my friend :) My 10 month old son got a gift from his mum's aunt, a singing frog that seems to be cross-dresser being what is seemingly a male (voice wise, nothing else is apparent) with lipstick, mascara and a faint reddish-peach blush that sings "pleasing" gibberish and gyrates. My son, Sam, loves it, he thinks its the bees knees. Every time it shuts up, he smacks it so that it starts its act again. And again. And again. I've heard it not less than 100 times since the morning and it is ANNOYING! :mad:
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
My son, Sam, loves it, he thinks its the bees knees.
You know it's been way too long since I've heard that saying, bring it back my friend, bring it back. :)
"The computer industry is the only industry that is more fashion-driven than women's fashion. Maybe I'm an idiot, but I have no idea what anyone is talking about. What is it? It's complete gibberish. It's insane. When is this idiocy going to stop?" -- Oracle CEO Larry Ellison
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If ever something needed video footage, this is it! Screw the Lochness Monster, Bigfoot, or UFOs over Area 51, I want to see your buddies cat doing the deed with a plastic duck that sings!
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The guy occupation was photographer and 3D designer so probably he does some footage of these erotic scenes. I’ll ask him to share with us this evidence that the cats are neither racists nor sexists but they just believe in the pure love.
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The good news is, batteries do get empty after a while. Be patient.
I'm waiting for Windows Feng Shui, where you have to re-arrange your icons in a manner which best enables your application to run. Richard Jones www.immo-brasseurs.com
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This reminds me of my late cat's "passion" bear. The bear didn't sing or anything, it was just this really really fluffy as in troll-doll hair fluffy and cyan blue, a crayola bear - my father bought it for my daughter after a stay in the hospital. It was my daughter's favorite bear and we would put her to bed with it. Often we would find this bear left on the couch, under the dining table in a computer case...weird places and we would get on to her about leaving it all over the place. She would deny it, of course and we would get on to her for fibbing or being forgetful. Until one night - my then husband came into the living room hours after Nan had gone to bed, he was quite amused and wanted me to follow him, so I did. In his office in side a tower-case housing was our one year-old cat having his way with his "passion" bear...I was horrified (and amused at the same time) because we had been putting that bear in bed with Nan every night since she came home from the hospital. We washed the bear, but husband didn't know to let it air-dry, and well the dryer really did a number on the fur...after that neither my daughter nor the cat had anything else to do with "passion" bear...so there it sits on her shelf 15 years after the incident. She's moved out, married, and had a daughter of her own. I asked her if she wanted her daughter to have it. The answer was a very loud "NO!" ;P :laugh:
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Our old cat used to do it with a large bean bag in the living room, shamelessly in front of whoever happened to be watching. At least your cat used to take the bear away for some privacy.
Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.
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No Rex, this is not about you my friend :) My 10 month old son got a gift from his mum's aunt, a singing frog that seems to be cross-dresser being what is seemingly a male (voice wise, nothing else is apparent) with lipstick, mascara and a faint reddish-peach blush that sings "pleasing" gibberish and gyrates. My son, Sam, loves it, he thinks its the bees knees. Every time it shuts up, he smacks it so that it starts its act again. And again. And again. I've heard it not less than 100 times since the morning and it is ANNOYING! :mad:
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When my older sister was little, she had a push toy, a cylinder filled with chimes with a long handle (like a mop handle). She would run around the apartment for a long time, this thing playing a jangly tune over and over. My father finally snapped and yelled "Get that thing away from her!!". She cried for awhile after.
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The good news is, batteries do get empty after a while. Be patient.
I'm waiting for Windows Feng Shui, where you have to re-arrange your icons in a manner which best enables your application to run. Richard Jones www.immo-brasseurs.com
I'll be worried about his screaming then, shall I? :~
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No Rex, this is not about you my friend :) My 10 month old son got a gift from his mum's aunt, a singing frog that seems to be cross-dresser being what is seemingly a male (voice wise, nothing else is apparent) with lipstick, mascara and a faint reddish-peach blush that sings "pleasing" gibberish and gyrates. My son, Sam, loves it, he thinks its the bees knees. Every time it shuts up, he smacks it so that it starts its act again. And again. And again. I've heard it not less than 100 times since the morning and it is ANNOYING! :mad:
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Sig history "dad" Ishmail-Samuel Mustafa Unix is a Four Letter Word, and Vi is a Two Letter Abbreviation
Those are exactly the sort of gifts us non breeders like to give you breeders and then laugh our asses off and congratulate ourselves on the wisdom of not having children.
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson
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No Rex, this is not about you my friend :) My 10 month old son got a gift from his mum's aunt, a singing frog that seems to be cross-dresser being what is seemingly a male (voice wise, nothing else is apparent) with lipstick, mascara and a faint reddish-peach blush that sings "pleasing" gibberish and gyrates. My son, Sam, loves it, he thinks its the bees knees. Every time it shuts up, he smacks it so that it starts its act again. And again. And again. I've heard it not less than 100 times since the morning and it is ANNOYING! :mad:
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Sig history "dad" Ishmail-Samuel Mustafa Unix is a Four Letter Word, and Vi is a Two Letter Abbreviation
For Easter dinner in 1998, my girlfriend and I were at her aunt's house. She'd purchased a stuffed chick as a gift for the daughter of her cousin T, and was chagrined to see that her mother had gotten T's daughter a chick when, when its foot was squeezed, would say "Cheep cheep cheep Happy Easter". I asked my girlfriend which T was going to prefer come Christmas--the nice silent chick, or the one which by then would be going "Choooeeeep choooeeeep choooeeeep" and my girlfriend joined in "Haaaahhhpppooooeee Ooooeeessstuuuhhhr". I won't say that I knew then that I was going to marry my girlfriend, but I think it was a sign.
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Those are exactly the sort of gifts us non breeders like to give you breeders and then laugh our asses off and congratulate ourselves on the wisdom of not having children.
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson
It's not just non-breeders; it's what grandparents like me give to our grandchildren as payback.
Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke