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  • D Dalek Dave

    Pi? Well, it may have ended up there!

    ------------------------------------ "The greatest tragedy in mankind's entire history may be the hijacking of morality by religion" Arthur C Clarke

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    hairy_hats
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    Only if 0.858407346 of the fourth rabbit got caught in the treads!

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    • B Brady Kelly

      Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

      I have only hit one animal when driving

      So have I... an owl! Hit it with my windscreen as well. I though it was going to come straight through into my face, but luckily it bounced off.

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      kinar
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      I've got ya beat. My sister borrowed my car once and hit a porcupine. She didn't tell me about it and when I went to drive it the next time I noticed the quills sticking out of the sidewall. It was kinda funny looking (the tire looked like it had fur) but unfortunately it ended up in me having to replace the tire.

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      • E El Corazon

        1 to 3 a week for 16 years plus 1 to 10 for every night trip up/down the missile range

        _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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        Dalek Dave
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        Is this your sex life? and who is living at the top of the missile range?

        ------------------------------------ "The greatest tragedy in mankind's entire history may be the hijacking of morality by religion" Arthur C Clarke

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        • realJSOPR realJSOP

          I would gladly sacrifice a bunny's life to avoid that much wear and tear on my brakes.

          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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          And worst case you get a nice casserole out of it.

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          • Z Zhat

            So, driving to work, 75 miles and 1.5 hours of mostly country 2 lane roads. This morning though it's VERY foggy, low visability, but at 6AM there's little traffic. Hate mornings like this, as it's very stressful. Oncoming traffic always seems to be much closer to me then normal, can't see very far and the thought of a deer (or worse; a cow or horse) in the road just makes it all the worse. Halfway to work, getting to a more populated area, and therefore 4 lane roads. Come around a curve as I see an oncoming car approach when DAM!!!! Antilock brakes work well...and that little bunny who had a death wish by trying to cross in front of both the on coming car and me will live to try again. Mondays aren't all bad... :rolleyes:

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            Like many other CPians who have responded to your post, I have only ever hit 1 animal whilst driving. It was a suicidal domestic moggy. A ginger tom that ran from between parked cars too close to avoid. One dead moggy and I felt dreadful for the rest of the day. I felt even worse for the rest of the month when I got the estimate to repair the Audi I was driving at the time, £520. Damned inconsiderate animal. Damn aluminium car-body panels!

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"

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            • E El Corazon

              1 to 3 a week for 16 years plus 1 to 10 for every night trip up/down the missile range

              _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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              Single Step Debugger
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              El Corazon wrote:

              1 to 3 a week for 16 years plus 1 to 10 for every night trip

              May be is time for you to stop driving your Hammer inside the local zoo…I’m realizing that it is matter of personal choice, but it seems your little hobby went too far.

              The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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              • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                I have only hit one animal when driving ... actually, more correctly, the stupid rabbit ran into the side of my tire and executed himself. While I will not violate the integrity of my lane for an animal I think testing ABS is the least I can do.

                Need software developed? Offering C# development all over the United States, ERL GLOBAL, Inc is the only call you will have to make.
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                I am pretty sure my number is 0 but I did see the demise of a squirrel and it made me sick to my stomach. I had to cross over its twitching body where the back end of it was stuck to the pavement and the front was trying its hardest to get out of my way. [EDIT]After I passed and saw it still struggling out my rear view mirror, I did not know if I should turn around and try to assist the poor thing. I ended up chickening out because that was a place you can not stop on the road. There was a turn before and after that position and there was no place to pull off the road. And then if I stopped I am not sure I could have put it out of its misery. [/EDIT]

                John

                modified on Monday, January 26, 2009 11:10 AM

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                • Z Zhat

                  So, driving to work, 75 miles and 1.5 hours of mostly country 2 lane roads. This morning though it's VERY foggy, low visability, but at 6AM there's little traffic. Hate mornings like this, as it's very stressful. Oncoming traffic always seems to be much closer to me then normal, can't see very far and the thought of a deer (or worse; a cow or horse) in the road just makes it all the worse. Halfway to work, getting to a more populated area, and therefore 4 lane roads. Come around a curve as I see an oncoming car approach when DAM!!!! Antilock brakes work well...and that little bunny who had a death wish by trying to cross in front of both the on coming car and me will live to try again. Mondays aren't all bad... :rolleyes:

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                  Never, ever brake for small animals unless there is absolutely no other traffic on the road, you're endangering other people's lives needlessly.


                  "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson

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                  • S Single Step Debugger

                    El Corazon wrote:

                    1 to 3 a week for 16 years plus 1 to 10 for every night trip

                    May be is time for you to stop driving your Hammer inside the local zoo…I’m realizing that it is matter of personal choice, but it seems your little hobby went too far.

                    The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                    El Corazon
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                    about two decades ago I had only hit one animal, a dog, and I was miserable over it. On my first trip to Carlsbad from the El Paso shortcut, I hit a dozen rabbits or more. The idiots are safe on the left, you startle them, do the run safely MORE left? no. they run in front of you. After the first few dozen thumpers under the tires the tears dry up and there is only the understanding that the universe builds bigger idiots in all species.

                    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                    • B blackjack2150

                      Zhat wrote:

                      Antilock brakes work well...and that little bunny who had a death wish by trying to cross in front of both the on coming car and me will live to try again.

                      Did you stop the car or get around it?

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                      Zhat
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                      No way to stop completely and going around would have meant (1) head on collision with oncoming vehicle, or (2) Roll over in the ditch and possibly sustain life threatening injuries to myself. At 60+/- MPH (100+/- KPH) I could only try to slow down enough to miss the little guy while keeping my car in my lane. Thankfully, I did both.

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                      • J John M Drescher

                        I am pretty sure my number is 0 but I did see the demise of a squirrel and it made me sick to my stomach. I had to cross over its twitching body where the back end of it was stuck to the pavement and the front was trying its hardest to get out of my way. [EDIT]After I passed and saw it still struggling out my rear view mirror, I did not know if I should turn around and try to assist the poor thing. I ended up chickening out because that was a place you can not stop on the road. There was a turn before and after that position and there was no place to pull off the road. And then if I stopped I am not sure I could have put it out of its misery. [/EDIT]

                        John

                        modified on Monday, January 26, 2009 11:10 AM

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                        Small roadkill doesn't require stopping to finish off. It's a brute force solution. :rolleyes:

                        Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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                        • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                          I have only hit one animal when driving ... actually, more correctly, the stupid rabbit ran into the side of my tire and executed himself. While I will not violate the integrity of my lane for an animal I think testing ABS is the least I can do.

                          Need software developed? Offering C# development all over the United States, ERL GLOBAL, Inc is the only call you will have to make.
                          If you don't ask questions the answers won't stand in your way.
                          Most of this sig is for Google, not ego.

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                          That's all I really did here, just hit them long enough to slow, but stay in my lane and not loose control. The rabbit lived, I got to work safe and on time... :)

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            Then why didn't it Robin under the car? (I am picking up on the absurdities again, Dived is the correct English for the past participle of Dive.)

                            ------------------------------------ "The greatest tragedy in mankind's entire history may be the hijacking of morality by religion" Arthur C Clarke

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                            Zhat
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                            Please, sparrow us the gory details...or I'll hold my breath until bluejay in the face...I just can't swallow any more of this....... :laugh:

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                            • E El Corazon

                              Zhat wrote:

                              Antilock brakes work well...and that little bunny who had a death wish by trying to cross in front of both the on coming car and me will live to try again.

                              They aren't called bunnies here, they are "thumpers" and no, the name does not come from Bambi, though it does make the name a pun. :)

                              _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                              Zhat
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                              Thought those were jack rabbits out your way?

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                                Never, ever brake for small animals unless there is absolutely no other traffic on the road, you're endangering other people's lives needlessly.


                                "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson

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                                Zhat
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                                Ah, I didn't lock them up, all I meant was that I applied enough force to slow down, and antilock brakes are good for that. I stayed in my lane, didn't swerve maintained control the entire time. There wasn't anyone behind me, as that would have changed things. Luckily I was coming from a 60 MPH zone to a 50 MPH zone so I actually was starting to apply them anyway...just applied them a bit stiffer then normal.

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                                • D Dan Neely

                                  Small roadkill doesn't require stopping to finish off. It's a brute force solution. :rolleyes:

                                  Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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                                  John M Drescher
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                                  dan neely wrote:

                                  Small roadkill doesn't require stopping to finish off. It's a brute force solution.

                                  I went out of my way to avoid hitting it. However maybe that (brute force solution) method was the humane thing to do. I still don't think I could do this. I know I am loosing a lot of man points for admitting this though.

                                  John

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