Multiple Versions - Again
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Software Zen:
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Sig history "dad" Ishmail-Samuel Mustafa Unix is a Four Letter Word, and Vi is a Two Letter Abbreviation
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It looks like they didn't learn ANYTHING from our Vista experience or Apple's single-version marketing... I thought the complaints were loud and numerous enough to be noticed by Microsoft, but I guess not...
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
loud and numerous enough to be noticed by Microsoft
C'mon John, surely you know better than that. Multiple, confusing versions is simply a sales tactic used by the unscrupulous against the ignorant. Car companies have been doing it for decades. Your average moron will pay $$$$ for that fine Corinthian leather that actually came off some steer headed for the slaughter house in Kansas. This is simply the software version of that. Dad goes into the computer store. Is he going to buy Windows 7 Home Basic because all he does is e-mail and surf pr0n? Hell no! He's going to buy the big tricked-out version.
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Not to mention the cloud computing versions: Windows 7 Cirrus Castellanus Windows 7 Cirrus Duplicatus Windows 7 Cirrus Fibratus Windows 7 Cirrus Floccus Windows 7 Cirrus Intortus Windows 7 Cirrus Kelvin-helmholtz Windows 7 Cirrus Radiatus Windows 7 Cirrus Spissatus Windows 7 Cirrus Uncinus Windows 7 Cirrus Vertebratus Windows 7 Cirrus With mammatus Windows 7 Cirrus Aviaticus Windows 7 Contrail Windows 7 Altostratus Duplicatus Windows 7 Altostratus Lenticularis Windows 7 Altostratus Mammatus Windows 7 Altostratus Opacus Windows 7 Altostratus Praecipitatio Windows 7 Altostratus Radiatus Windows 7 Altostratus Translucidus Windows 7 Altostratus Undulatus Windows 7 Altocumulus Windows 7 Nimbostratus Floccus Windows 7 Nimbostratus Opacus Windows 7 Nimbostratus Pannus Windows 7 Nimbostratus Praecipitatio Windows 7 Nimbostratus Virga Windows 7 Stratocumulus Windows 7 Stratocumulus Castellanus Windows 7 Stratocumulus Duplicatus Windows 7 Stratocumulus Floccus Windows 7 Stratocumulus Lacunosus Windows 7 Stratocumulus Lenticularis Windows 7 Stratocumulus Mammatus Windows 7 Stratocumulus Opacus Windows 7 Stratocumulus Perlucidus Windows 7 Stratocumulus Praecipitatio Windows 7 Stratocumulus Radiatus Windows 7 Stratocumulus Translucidus Windows 7 Stratocumulus Undulatus Windows 7 Stratus Fractus Windows 7 Fractonimbus Windows 7 Stratus Lenticularis Windows 7 Stratus Nebulosus Windows 7 Stratus Opacus Windows 7 Stratus Praecipitatio Windows 7 Stratus Translucidus Windows 7 Stratus Undulatus Windows 7 Cumulus Castellanus Windows 7 Cumulus Arcus Windows 7 Cumulus Congestus Windows 7 Cumulus Fractus Windows 7 Cumulus Humilis Windows 7 Cumulus Mediocris Windows 7 Cumulus Castellanus Windows 7 Cumulus Praecipitatio Windows 7 Cumulus Radiatus Windows 7 Cumulus Windows 7 Orographic Windows 7 Pannus Windows 7 Pileus Windows 7 Tuba Windows 7 Velum Windows 7 Cumulonimbus Windows 7 Capillatus Windows 7 Calvus Windows 7 Incus Windows 7 Pileus Windows 7 Spissatus Windows 7 Mammatus Windows 7 Arcus Windows 7 Scud Windows 7 Praecipitatio Windows 7 Tuba Windows 7 Velum Windows 7 Pannus Windows 7 Hot tower Windows 7 Nacreous Cloud Windows 7 Noctilucent Cloud
Software Zen:
delete this;
Fold With Us![Windows 7 Nimbostratus Virga ? is that the one where you can see it working on something, but it somehow never manages to finish ? that's why i'm going to use Windows 7 Hot tower . it's hard to beat a Hot Tower.
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Well, it looks like windows 7 is going to be released in different versions - again. Starter Home Basic Home Premium Business Ultimate
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Well, it looks like windows 7 is going to be released in different versions - again.
[citation needed]
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I would guess that "Windows 7 Compatible" means it will run Starter... They need to shorten the name to Weven.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Hands up who can explain the difference to their parents/friends/mother-in-law/neighbour when you get that call from the computer store and they need advice on which version they should buy.
cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
:thumbsup: Sorry, that's the most I can manage.
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Windows 7 Nimbostratus Virga ? is that the one where you can see it working on something, but it somehow never manages to finish ? that's why i'm going to use Windows 7 Hot tower . it's hard to beat a Hot Tower.
Chris Losinger wrote:
it's hard to beat a Hot Tower.
Try changing hands...
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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As funny as that was Gary, I can't help but think of the amount of time you spent typing all that out. :)
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Sig history "dad" Ishmail-Samuel Mustafa Unix is a Four Letter Word, and Vi is a Two Letter Abbreviation
He used the Windows Repetitive Framework. Microsoft uses this particular framework quite a bit when they want to persist mistakes made in the past. As you can see, Gary has extended the framework to typing repetitively similar words.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Well, it looks like windows 7 is going to be released in different versions - again.
[citation needed]
Start with Tom's Hardware, and then google for various "reviews" of Weven. Any review that's worth a damn will mention it.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Well, it looks like windows 7 is going to be released in different versions - again. Starter Home Basic Home Premium Business Ultimate
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001No "the EU is Nuts if they think anyone will buy this" editions? I suppose that counts as progress. :rolleyes:
Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall
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How intuitive. Of course, you've completely missed out: Windows 7 Server Windows 7 Enterprise Windows 7 Data Center Windows 7 Really big office block Windows 7 Holy Smoke - how much disk space does this beast consume and Windows 7 I've just figured out that they are all the same OS, and I can reenable features just by tweaking the registry R1 SP2.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Windows 7 I've just figured out that they are all the same OS, and I can reenable features just by tweaking the registry R1 SP2.
I know that was true with older versions but this can not be the case can it? :rolleyes:
modified on Wednesday, January 28, 2009 9:02 AM
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He used the Windows Repetitive Framework. Microsoft uses this particular framework quite a bit when they want to persist mistakes made in the past. As you can see, Gary has extended the framework to typing repetitively similar words.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001Reusability, baby, reusability.
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Well, it looks like windows 7 is going to be released in different versions - again. Starter Home Basic Home Premium Business Ultimate
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001I don't think this is entirely Microsoft's fault. The EU, US Justice, various states and countries basically forced the existence of the Starter and Basic versions, though I'm sure there are Microsoft Marketing Morons (yes, redundant) who think it's great.
Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke
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I don't think this is entirely Microsoft's fault. The EU, US Justice, various states and countries basically forced the existence of the Starter and Basic versions, though I'm sure there are Microsoft Marketing Morons (yes, redundant) who think it's great.
Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. - P.J. O'Rourke
THe N (no media player) versions were the EU's fault. Starter and basic were about competing for low price points without loosing revenue elsewhere. Hopefully win7 basic will be functional at the level of XPhome (not media center) instead of totally crippled.
Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall