Bowel Movement [modified]

[realJSOP]

I just crapped out a turd so big that it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system. [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t. Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

modified on Monday, February 2, 2009 5:01 PM

[Oakman]

Repost

Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

[Lost User]

Enchiladas do that to me. Feels like giving birth to a supermarket trolley.

Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

[Dalek Dave]

Gee thanks, I needed to know that!

------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson

[wolfbinary]

Watched any South Park in the last year or so?

[0x3c0]

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system.

When it gains one of those, it becomes an Ilion

[Oakman]

Computafreak wrote:

When it gains one of those, it becomes an he-who-must-not-be-named

FTFY

Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

[Ilion]

What a perfect example of the sort of discussions which are found appropriate by "the community."

[IdUnknown]

Don't listen to these people. They are jealous because you are a gold mine. Related story here: http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE50T56120090130 [^] :)

[Maximilien]

shit happens.

This signature was proudly tested on animals.

[Pete OHanlon]

I'll only be impressed when you grunt out a turd that has enough mass to cause its own gravity.

"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

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[jeron1]

A contributor to the arts[^] I see.

[Christian Graus]

Was it's name Adnan, or did you name it Illion ?

Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

[Zhat]

Oakman wrote:

When it gains one of those, it becomes an he-who-must-not-be-named and is flushed down the Message Automatically Removed toilet of life.

FFTFY

[Zhat]

Come see me when you do one that crawls out of the toilet on it's own legs and say's "Thanks, it smelled like an Ass in there".

[Dalek Dave]

Thats what he posts most times

------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson

[Lost User]

Given the commonly accepted theory that your own shit doesn't smell I wont to know who's poo I did this morning and how they got it in there.

[Mycroft Holmes]

Nope, last time he was just pleased to get his pants to fit better. JS seems to have a definite affinity for that area of anatomy.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

[Ilion]

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

[EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t.

I noticed (as you may have noticed).

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

[EDIT] Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

What vote are you seeking? I'll try to add my little bit accordingly.

[Ashley van Gerven]

.. or if it could write a Hello World app in C :)

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