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    Son: "There's a one-legged man at the door, called Fred" Dad: "What's his other leg called?"

    ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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      Son: "There's a one-legged man at the door, called Fred" Dad: "What's his other leg called?"

      ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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      Christian Graus
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      'there's a man at the door with one leg, called Fred' ? Your way makes no sense.

      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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        Son: "There's a one-legged man at the door, called Fred" Dad: "What's his other leg called?"

        ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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        Steve Mayfield
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        Fred: I'd like you to meet my one-legged wife, Eileen. She calls her prosthetic Peg ... :-O

        Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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          Son: "There's a one-legged man at the door, called Fred" Dad: "What's his other leg called?"

          ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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          Caslen
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          Reminds me of the news headline "3 armed bandits rob bank" - always makes me think how much easier it would be - one hand for the gun, one for the swag and another to get the door on the way out! :)

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            Son: "There's a one-legged man at the door, called Fred" Dad: "What's his other leg called?"

            ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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            ktm TechMan
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            It should have been like this: Son: There's a man at the door with one leg called Fred. :laugh:

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              'there's a man at the door with one leg, called Fred' ? Your way makes no sense.

              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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              Duh! There's a funny faced man at the door - tell him you've already got one.

              ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                It should have been like this: Son: There's a man at the door with one leg called Fred. :laugh:

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                Boy looks up at his father in the shower "What are those used for?" he asks "Four!" exclaims the father. The joke (or lack, thereof) is in the fact that it is an old and obvious joke told wrongly. Obviously it was too subtle. Sorry

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                  Son: "There's a one-legged man at the door, called Fred" Dad: "What's his other leg called?"

                  ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                  I resemble that remark :doh

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