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  • P pc_dev

    Dear cpians Last year I upgraded my Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, "A Troubled member"

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    R Giskard Reventlov
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    very, very, very old. But oh so true.

    me, me, me

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    • P pc_dev

      I wrote:

      Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.

      Infact it has taken over the OS, all system command are disabled :laugh:

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      rastaVnuce
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      Ok, then... keep this PC with wife 1.0 and get a lap-top with preinstalled Mistress 1.0 on it.. or even dual-boot on the lap-top :laugh:

      To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.

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      • P pc_dev

        Dear cpians Last year I upgraded my Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, "A Troubled member"

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        Baconbutty
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        Repost n.0

        My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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        • P pc_dev

          Dear cpians Last year I upgraded my Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, "A Troubled member"

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          Maximilien
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          maybe she needs a new dongle for her license.

          This signature was proudly tested on animals.

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          • P pc_dev

            Dear cpians Last year I upgraded my Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, "A Troubled member"

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            realJSOP
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            The solution is to find a new joke.

            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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            "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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            • H hairy_hats

              pc_dev wrote:

              "A Troubled member"

              Erm...

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              pc_dev
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              All surfers on cp are troubled ones searching solutions :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                The solution is to find a new joke.

                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                pc_dev
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                One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the same car when it broke down. The mechanical engineer said, "I think a rod broke." The chemical engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I think it's not getting enough gas." The electrical engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something's wrong with the electrical system." All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?" The computer engineer said, "I think we should all get out and then get back in."

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                • P pc_dev

                  All surfers on cp are troubled ones searching solutions :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                  Michael Schubert
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                  Your troubles seem to be in an entirely different league...

                  You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. - Albert Einstein

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                  • P pc_dev

                    One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the same car when it broke down. The mechanical engineer said, "I think a rod broke." The chemical engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I think it's not getting enough gas." The electrical engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something's wrong with the electrical system." All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?" The computer engineer said, "I think we should all get out and then get back in."

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                    Michael Schubert
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                    Good one, so true. :)

                    You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. - Albert Einstein

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                    • P pc_dev

                      Dear cpians Last year I upgraded my Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, "A Troubled member"

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                      woudwijk
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                      Ow god no!!!!!! you now have 2 options : Do a format or deinstall, that will compleetly drain all resources. Or Wait with the risk of spanning child processes, that will also drain all resources. the latter will even cripple the system more. eighter way, you'r f*ckt

                      My second computer is your linux box.

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                      • W woudwijk

                        Ow god no!!!!!! you now have 2 options : Do a format or deinstall, that will compleetly drain all resources. Or Wait with the risk of spanning child processes, that will also drain all resources. the latter will even cripple the system more. eighter way, you'r f*ckt

                        My second computer is your linux box.

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                        pc_dev
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                        The Lounge is rated PG. :suss:

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                        • M Michael Schubert

                          Your troubles seem to be in an entirely different league...

                          You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. - Albert Einstein

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                          pc_dev
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                          if(Your troubles seem to be in an entirely different league) cp; else cp;

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