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    As a junior programmer I want to look an older woman for love because younger ones are difficult to start seducing especially when a code does not execute. Is this healthy?

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    Jim Crafton
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    Ask the question again once the hashish and whatever other concoction you're on has worn off. Mixing the potential seduction of older women with executing code seems like a dangerous proposition to me.

    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh

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      As a junior programmer I want to look an older woman for love because younger ones are difficult to start seducing especially when a code does not execute. Is this healthy?

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      Dalek Dave
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      Perfectly healthy. Remember though, Men Peak sexually at 22, women at about a quarter past.

      ------------------------------------ "May I introduce Blon Fel-Fotch Pasermeer-Day Slitheen from the planet Raxacoricofallapatorious, known by her friends as Margaret" The Doctor

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        Ask the question again once the hashish and whatever other concoction you're on has worn off. Mixing the potential seduction of older women with executing code seems like a dangerous proposition to me.

        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh

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        Dalek Dave
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        Abort, Retry. Ignore?

        ------------------------------------ "May I introduce Blon Fel-Fotch Pasermeer-Day Slitheen from the planet Raxacoricofallapatorious, known by her friends as Margaret" The Doctor

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          Perfectly healthy. Remember though, Men Peak sexually at 22, women at about a quarter past.

          ------------------------------------ "May I introduce Blon Fel-Fotch Pasermeer-Day Slitheen from the planet Raxacoricofallapatorious, known by her friends as Margaret" The Doctor

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          phannon86
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          Nooooooooo, I must make good use of my remaining 3 months!

          He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man

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          • L Lost User

            As a junior programmer I want to look an older woman for love because younger ones are difficult to start seducing especially when a code does not execute. Is this healthy?

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            Henry Minute
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            This really depends on whether you have edit and continue enabled.

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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            • L Lost User

              As a junior programmer I want to look an older woman for love because younger ones are difficult to start seducing especially when a code does not execute. Is this healthy?

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              realJSOP
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              I am at a loss for words. We're deducting all of your man points if for no other reason than that your post was stupid, and if meant as humor, was so unfunny that you should be put to death.

              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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              • L Lost User

                As a junior programmer I want to look an older woman for love because younger ones are difficult to start seducing especially when a code does not execute. Is this healthy?

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                Graham Bradshaw
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                Here's a tale from someone who mixed computers and love... Micro was a real-time operator and a dedicated multi-user. His broadband protocol made it easy for him to interface with numerous input/output devices, even if it meant time-sharing. One evening he arrived home just as the Sun was crashing, and had parked his Motorola 68000 in the main drive (he had missed the 5100 bus that morning), when he noticed an elegant piece of liveware admiring the daisy wheels in his garden. He though to himself, "She looks user-friendly. I'll see if she'd like an update tonight." He browsed over to her casually, admiring the power of her twin 32 bit floating point processors, and inquired, "How are you, Honeywell?" "Yes, I am well," she responded, batting her optical fibers engagingly and smoothing her console over her curvilinear functions. Micro settled for a straight line approximation. "I'm stand-alone tonight," he said. "How about computing a vector to my base address? I'll output a byte to eat and maybe we could get offset later on." Mini ran a priority process for 2.6 milliseconds, then transmitted 8K, "I've been recently dumped myself and a new page is just what I need to refresh my disk packs. I'll park my machine cycle in your background and meet you inside." She walked off, leaving Micro admiring her solenoids and thinking, "Wow, what a global variable! I wonder if she'd like my firmware?" They sat down at the process table to a top of form feed of fiche and chips and a bottle of Baudot. Mini was in conversational mode and expanded on ambiguous arguments while Micro gave occasional acknowledgements although, in reality, he was analyzing the shortest and least critical path to her entry point. He finally settled on the old line, "Would you like to see my benchmark subroutine?" but Mini was again one clock tick ahead. Suddenly, she was up and stripping off her parity bits to reveal the full functionality of her operating system. "Let's get BASIC, you RAM" she said. Micro was loaded by this stage, but his hardware policing module had a processor of its own and was in danger of overflowing its output buffer, a hang-up that Micro had consulted his analyst about. "Core," was all he could say, as she prepared to log him off. Micro soon recovered, however, when she went down on the DEC and opened her device files to reveal her data set ready. He accessed his fully packed root device and was about to start pushing into her CPU stack, when she attempted an escape sequence. "No, no!" she cried

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                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                  I am at a loss for words. We're deducting all of your man points if for no other reason than that your post was stupid, and if meant as humor, was so unfunny that you should be put to death.

                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                  "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                  Paul Conrad
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                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                  We're deducting all of your man points if for no other reason than that your post was stupid, and if meant as humor, was so unfunny

                  I second that, and have him permanently on probation for it.

                  "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                  • J Jim Crafton

                    Ask the question again once the hashish and whatever other concoction you're on has worn off. Mixing the potential seduction of older women with executing code seems like a dangerous proposition to me.

                    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh

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                    Steve Mayfield
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                    sounds like a condition that could cause the "Blue Screen of Death"

                    Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                    • G Graham Bradshaw

                      Here's a tale from someone who mixed computers and love... Micro was a real-time operator and a dedicated multi-user. His broadband protocol made it easy for him to interface with numerous input/output devices, even if it meant time-sharing. One evening he arrived home just as the Sun was crashing, and had parked his Motorola 68000 in the main drive (he had missed the 5100 bus that morning), when he noticed an elegant piece of liveware admiring the daisy wheels in his garden. He though to himself, "She looks user-friendly. I'll see if she'd like an update tonight." He browsed over to her casually, admiring the power of her twin 32 bit floating point processors, and inquired, "How are you, Honeywell?" "Yes, I am well," she responded, batting her optical fibers engagingly and smoothing her console over her curvilinear functions. Micro settled for a straight line approximation. "I'm stand-alone tonight," he said. "How about computing a vector to my base address? I'll output a byte to eat and maybe we could get offset later on." Mini ran a priority process for 2.6 milliseconds, then transmitted 8K, "I've been recently dumped myself and a new page is just what I need to refresh my disk packs. I'll park my machine cycle in your background and meet you inside." She walked off, leaving Micro admiring her solenoids and thinking, "Wow, what a global variable! I wonder if she'd like my firmware?" They sat down at the process table to a top of form feed of fiche and chips and a bottle of Baudot. Mini was in conversational mode and expanded on ambiguous arguments while Micro gave occasional acknowledgements although, in reality, he was analyzing the shortest and least critical path to her entry point. He finally settled on the old line, "Would you like to see my benchmark subroutine?" but Mini was again one clock tick ahead. Suddenly, she was up and stripping off her parity bits to reveal the full functionality of her operating system. "Let's get BASIC, you RAM" she said. Micro was loaded by this stage, but his hardware policing module had a processor of its own and was in danger of overflowing its output buffer, a hang-up that Micro had consulted his analyst about. "Core," was all he could say, as she prepared to log him off. Micro soon recovered, however, when she went down on the DEC and opened her device files to reveal her data set ready. He accessed his fully packed root device and was about to start pushing into her CPU stack, when she attempted an escape sequence. "No, no!" she cried

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                      Steve Mayfield
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                      Note to self: "Never get involved with a State Machine" :-O

                      Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                        I am at a loss for words. We're deducting all of your man points if for no other reason than that your post was stupid, and if meant as humor, was so unfunny that you should be put to death.

                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                        -----
                        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                        But his suffering would be over.

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                        • L Lost User

                          As a junior programmer I want to look an older woman for love because younger ones are difficult to start seducing especially when a code does not execute. Is this healthy?

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                          JimmyRopes
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                          onyang2 wrote:

                          I want to look an older woman for love

                          older woman for love[^] :-D

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            Abort, Retry. Ignore?

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                            Ray Cassick
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                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            Ignore?


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                            • realJSOPR realJSOP

                              I am at a loss for words. We're deducting all of your man points if for no other reason than that your post was stupid, and if meant as humor, was so unfunny that you should be put to death.

                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                              -----
                              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                              Jim Crafton
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                              If you lose all your man points, does that, in and of itself, cause you to die?

                              ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh

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                              • J Jim Crafton

                                If you lose all your man points, does that, in and of itself, cause you to die?

                                ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh

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                                realJSOP
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                                I'm not sure. I think this is the first time anyone has lost all their man points. I assume the body's natural reaction would be to start producing estrogen...

                                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                -----
                                "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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