I'll risk it
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if you are a serious programming person { In programming as in most things , it pays to think before you type. } else{ this is so funny I have to post it. THE 27 TOP THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY AT WORK (and we DO use some!) 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit 2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a fuck 3. How about "never"? Is "never" good for you? 4. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. 5. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 6. Ahhh, I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again 7. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers 8. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth 9. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist 10. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject 11. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you 12. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce 13. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental 14. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid 15. What am I? Flypaper for freaks??! 16. I'm not being rude; you're just insignificant 17. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view 18. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off 19. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial 20. No, my powers can only be used for good 21. I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me 22. You sound reasonable ....... time to up my medication! 23. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter 24. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message 25. I don't work here. I'm a consultant 26. Who me? I just wander from room to room 27. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!! AND NOW FOR THOSE HIGH STRESS DAYS 1. Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 3. Do I look like a fucking people person? 4. This isn't an office - it's Hell with Fluorescent lighting 5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me 6. You! Off my planet!! 7. Practise random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control 8. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes 9. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? 10. And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would b
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if you are a serious programming person { In programming as in most things , it pays to think before you type. } else{ this is so funny I have to post it. THE 27 TOP THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY AT WORK (and we DO use some!) 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit 2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a fuck 3. How about "never"? Is "never" good for you? 4. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. 5. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 6. Ahhh, I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again 7. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers 8. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth 9. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist 10. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject 11. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you 12. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce 13. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental 14. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid 15. What am I? Flypaper for freaks??! 16. I'm not being rude; you're just insignificant 17. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view 18. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off 19. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial 20. No, my powers can only be used for good 21. I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me 22. You sound reasonable ....... time to up my medication! 23. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter 24. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message 25. I don't work here. I'm a consultant 26. Who me? I just wander from room to room 27. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!! AND NOW FOR THOSE HIGH STRESS DAYS 1. Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 3. Do I look like a fucking people person? 4. This isn't an office - it's Hell with Fluorescent lighting 5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me 6. You! Off my planet!! 7. Practise random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control 8. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes 9. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? 10. And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would b
:-D I think you are mistaking me for someone who gives a damn
"When the only tool you have is a hammer, a sore thumb you will have."
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if you are a serious programming person { In programming as in most things , it pays to think before you type. } else{ this is so funny I have to post it. THE 27 TOP THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY AT WORK (and we DO use some!) 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit 2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a fuck 3. How about "never"? Is "never" good for you? 4. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. 5. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 6. Ahhh, I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again 7. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers 8. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth 9. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist 10. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject 11. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you 12. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce 13. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental 14. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid 15. What am I? Flypaper for freaks??! 16. I'm not being rude; you're just insignificant 17. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view 18. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off 19. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial 20. No, my powers can only be used for good 21. I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me 22. You sound reasonable ....... time to up my medication! 23. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter 24. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message 25. I don't work here. I'm a consultant 26. Who me? I just wander from room to room 27. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!! AND NOW FOR THOSE HIGH STRESS DAYS 1. Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 3. Do I look like a fucking people person? 4. This isn't an office - it's Hell with Fluorescent lighting 5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me 6. You! Off my planet!! 7. Practise random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control 8. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes 9. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? 10. And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would b
Hel wrote: This isn't an office - it's Hell with Fluorescent lighting These'll be good for those days when I'm forced to do VB. :-D David Stone But Clinton wasn't a predictable, boring, aging, lying, eloquent, maintainer-of-the-status-quo. He was a predictable, boring-but-trying-to-look-hip, aging-and-fat-but-seemingly-oblivious-to-it, lying-but-in-sadly-blatant-ways, not-eloquent-but-trying-to-make-up-for-it-by-talking-even-more, bringer-in-of-scary-and-potentially-dangerous-new-policies. And there was also Al Gore. It just wasn't *right*. Shog9
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Hel wrote: This isn't an office - it's Hell with Fluorescent lighting These'll be good for those days when I'm forced to do VB. :-D David Stone But Clinton wasn't a predictable, boring, aging, lying, eloquent, maintainer-of-the-status-quo. He was a predictable, boring-but-trying-to-look-hip, aging-and-fat-but-seemingly-oblivious-to-it, lying-but-in-sadly-blatant-ways, not-eloquent-but-trying-to-make-up-for-it-by-talking-even-more, bringer-in-of-scary-and-potentially-dangerous-new-policies. And there was also Al Gore. It just wasn't *right*. Shog9
Wait until you're assimilated into the EJB-collective. I am java.lang.Object of EJBorg. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been is over. You will be assimilated and from now on you will serve the collective. Luckily I can tag along on some C++ projects every now and then to recuperate. Preferred storyline: - I am your father. Search your feelings and you'll know it's the truth. Together we can rule this galaxy like father and son. - Ok dad. Let's kick some butt!