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    Chris Maunder
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    ...you and a coworker are discussing disposable tableware and one says they are using a plate that's IDisposable and you all crack up rolling on the floor. Sometimes I prefer not to step back and watch myself from a distance. :doh:

    cheers, Chris Maunder CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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      ...you and a coworker are discussing disposable tableware and one says they are using a plate that's IDisposable and you all crack up rolling on the floor. Sometimes I prefer not to step back and watch myself from a distance. :doh:

      cheers, Chris Maunder CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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      Jim Crafton
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      Geek, maybe, but discussing disposable tableware surely costs you man points.

      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh

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        Geek, maybe, but discussing disposable tableware surely costs you man points.

        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh

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        led mike
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        Are you sure you want to bring up man points again? :laugh:

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          Are you sure you want to bring up man points again? :laugh:

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          Rutvik Dave
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          Dont you see, He is discussing about disposable tableware with chris... :-D

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            Are you sure you want to bring up man points again? :laugh:

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            Jim Crafton
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            For some reason (that I can't recall) I should be nervous about this, yes? :)

            ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh

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              Geek, maybe, but discussing disposable tableware surely costs you man points.

              ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh

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              Dirk Higbee
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              Jim Crafton wrote:

              surely costs you man points.

              Au Contraire, mon frere, it is in fact, the preferred method of food consumption used by developers and IT personnel around the world. :-D

              Get busy living

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                ...you and a coworker are discussing disposable tableware and one says they are using a plate that's IDisposable and you all crack up rolling on the floor. Sometimes I prefer not to step back and watch myself from a distance. :doh:

                cheers, Chris Maunder CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                I still remember that conversation in college, you know the one where you and all of your classmates are outside discussing the lecture and then the conversation stops and you realize that other than some of the prepositions you were all using a vocabulary that took years of training to master and no sane rational person could comprehend. Years in the business world as thankfully deprived me of this. As I read your post again I wonder just how you would dispose of the plate? Canadians don't like shotguns do they?

                Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane

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                  For some reason (that I can't recall) I should be nervous about this, yes? :)

                  ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh

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                  led mike
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                  Jim Crafton wrote:

                  that I can't recall

                  Opps, did I mistake you for someone else round here? Sorry, my bad. I'm cyberspace impaired you know. :-O

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                    I still remember that conversation in college, you know the one where you and all of your classmates are outside discussing the lecture and then the conversation stops and you realize that other than some of the prepositions you were all using a vocabulary that took years of training to master and no sane rational person could comprehend. Years in the business world as thankfully deprived me of this. As I read your post again I wonder just how you would dispose of the plate? Canadians don't like shotguns do they?

                    Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane

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                    Henry Minute
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                    Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                    As I read your post again I wonder just how you would dispose of the plate

                    Obvious. Put it in the bin and wait for the Garbage Collection.

                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                      I still remember that conversation in college, you know the one where you and all of your classmates are outside discussing the lecture and then the conversation stops and you realize that other than some of the prepositions you were all using a vocabulary that took years of training to master and no sane rational person could comprehend. Years in the business world as thankfully deprived me of this. As I read your post again I wonder just how you would dispose of the plate? Canadians don't like shotguns do they?

                      Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane

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                      Chris Losinger
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                      Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                      As I read your post again I wonder just how you would dispose of the plate?

                      throw it !

                      Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                      Canadians don't like shotguns do they?

                      last i checked, Canada has the 3rd-highest gun ownership rate in the world.

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                        I still remember that conversation in college, you know the one where you and all of your classmates are outside discussing the lecture and then the conversation stops and you realize that other than some of the prepositions you were all using a vocabulary that took years of training to master and no sane rational person could comprehend. Years in the business world as thankfully deprived me of this. As I read your post again I wonder just how you would dispose of the plate? Canadians don't like shotguns do they?

                        Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane

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                        Henry Minute
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                        How are you getting on with your life of leisure?

                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                          Jim Crafton wrote:

                          surely costs you man points.

                          Au Contraire, mon frere, it is in fact, the preferred method of food consumption used by developers and IT personnel around the world. :-D

                          Get busy living

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                          Jim Crafton
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                          Sure, to *use*, but nobody actually discusses it right?

                          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog Just Say No to Web 2 Point Oh

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                            How are you getting on with your life of leisure?

                            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                            Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                            Amazing, a buddy and I just ate $90 worth of sushi. Realistically, I don't usually spend much when looking. I am just going to go and get a gym membership and lifts some weights, stay on my diet, keep looking, and maybe grow a beard for +1 manliness.

                            Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane

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                              ...you and a coworker are discussing disposable tableware and one says they are using a plate that's IDisposable and you all crack up rolling on the floor. Sometimes I prefer not to step back and watch myself from a distance. :doh:

                              cheers, Chris Maunder CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              Eat out of the pot using your fingers!

                              ------------------------------------ "May I introduce Blon Fel-Fotch Pasermeer-Day Slitheen from the planet Raxacoricofallapatorious, known by her friends as Margaret" The Doctor

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                                ...you and a coworker are discussing disposable tableware and one says they are using a plate that's IDisposable and you all crack up rolling on the floor. Sometimes I prefer not to step back and watch myself from a distance. :doh:

                                cheers, Chris Maunder CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                                Steve Mayfield
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                                using a plate that's IDisposable a new YouTube series "Geek Speak" ... sure to be a big hit :thumbsup:

                                Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                                  Amazing, a buddy and I just ate $90 worth of sushi. Realistically, I don't usually spend much when looking. I am just going to go and get a gym membership and lifts some weights, stay on my diet, keep looking, and maybe grow a beard for +1 manliness.

                                  Need custom software developed? I do C# development and consulting all over the United States. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane

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                                  Henry Minute
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                                  Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                                  grow a beard for +1 manliness

                                  I commend you for this lifestyle choice. Not sure about all that gym & fitness stuff though. :) I've had a beard since I was 18, except for 4 years when I worked for Ronny McD. If you haven't had one before, be prepared for the itchy stage. It should only last a few days.

                                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                    ...you and a coworker are discussing disposable tableware and one says they are using a plate that's IDisposable and you all crack up rolling on the floor. Sometimes I prefer not to step back and watch myself from a distance. :doh:

                                    cheers, Chris Maunder CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                                    ToddHileHoffer
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                                    ... you are casually reading an article and you see a : in print and your brain reads it as "inherits".

                                    I didn't get any requirements for the signature

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                                      ...you and a coworker are discussing disposable tableware and one says they are using a plate that's IDisposable and you all crack up rolling on the floor. Sometimes I prefer not to step back and watch myself from a distance. :doh:

                                      cheers, Chris Maunder CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                                      Dalek Dave
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                                      When you spell it TeleVision

                                      ------------------------------------ "May I introduce Blon Fel-Fotch Pasermeer-Day Slitheen from the planet Raxacoricofallapatorious, known by her friends as Margaret" The Doctor

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                                        Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                                        As I read your post again I wonder just how you would dispose of the plate?

                                        throw it !

                                        Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                                        Canadians don't like shotguns do they?

                                        last i checked, Canada has the 3rd-highest gun ownership rate in the world.

                                        batch image processing

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                                        Douglas Troy
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                                        Chris Losinger wrote:

                                        throw it !

                                        Someone might take Exception to that ... :doh:

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                                          ...you and a coworker are discussing disposable tableware and one says they are using a plate that's IDisposable and you all crack up rolling on the floor. Sometimes I prefer not to step back and watch myself from a distance. :doh:

                                          cheers, Chris Maunder CodeProject.com : C++ MVP

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                                          Christian Graus
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                                          Mate, that is TRAGIC. I need to know, did Dmitry at least smile ?

                                          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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