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The onward march of progress...

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  • D Dalek Dave

    Are we zooming to a conclusion yet?

    ------------------------------------ "Reinstalling XP and VS 2008? It's an unending evening of mad-cap hum-dingery for you then!" Dalek Dave (to his Brother)

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    A little bulb just flashed. Dave, put the Gin down. And the other one. Yes that one too. It's time for bed young man! If you don't get some sleep there will be no CCC in the morning and lots of people will cry and start kicking kittens. You don't hate kittens do you?


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Stick with it, it should pan out ok

      ------------------------------------ "Reinstalling XP and VS 2008? It's an unending evening of mad-cap hum-dingery for you then!" Dalek Dave (to his Brother)

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      Henry Minute
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      This is a frame up!

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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        This is a frame up!

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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        Dalek Dave
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        If you end up in a cell, you lose!

        ------------------------------------ "Reinstalling XP and VS 2008? It's an unending evening of mad-cap hum-dingery for you then!" Dalek Dave (to his Brother)

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        • D Dalek Dave

          If you end up in a cell, you lose!

          ------------------------------------ "Reinstalling XP and VS 2008? It's an unending evening of mad-cap hum-dingery for you then!" Dalek Dave (to his Brother)

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          Douglas Troy
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          Well, thanks for putting it in black & white

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          • H Henry Minute

            There's no need to go hypo about it!

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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            Tim Deveaux
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            We do Leica good pun, what?

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            • D Douglas Troy

              Well, thanks for putting it in black & white

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              Dalek Dave
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              (deeply sorry for what is about to come...) If Alison Pentax was playing, she'd projector wit at us!

              ------------------------------------ "Reinstalling XP and VS 2008? It's an unending evening of mad-cap hum-dingery for you then!" Dalek Dave (to his Brother)

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              • D Dalek Dave

                (deeply sorry for what is about to come...) If Alison Pentax was playing, she'd projector wit at us!

                ------------------------------------ "Reinstalling XP and VS 2008? It's an unending evening of mad-cap hum-dingery for you then!" Dalek Dave (to his Brother)

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                Douglas Troy
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                Ok, now I'm not sure what's worse, the length of this thread or that last pun ... I'm polarized over the entire thing.

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                • D Douglas Troy

                  Ok, now I'm not sure what's worse, the length of this thread or that last pun ... I'm polarized over the entire thing.

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                  Henry Minute
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                  Oh I don't know, I quite Leica'd it!

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                  • D Douglas Troy

                    Ok, now I'm not sure what's worse, the length of this thread or that last pun ... I'm polarized over the entire thing.

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    You had better go and lay down in a dark room

                    ------------------------------------ "Reinstalling XP and VS 2008? It's an unending evening of mad-cap hum-dingery for you then!" Dalek Dave (to his Brother)

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                    • D Douglas Troy

                      Ok, now I'm not sure what's worse, the length of this thread or that last pun ... I'm polarized over the entire thing.

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                      martin_hughes
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                      I can't be bothered to read the whole thing, could you give me a vignette?

                      print "http://www.codeproject.com".toURL().text Ain't that Groovy?

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                      • M martin_hughes

                        I can't be bothered to read the whole thing, could you give me a vignette?

                        print "http://www.codeproject.com".toURL().text Ain't that Groovy?

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                        Lost User
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                        Nah, no time, off to watch the tele.

                        Paul

                        The flight towards the light I'll stay in the lava for life Ísland

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                          Nah, no time, off to watch the tele.

                          Paul

                          The flight towards the light I'll stay in the lava for life Ísland

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                          Henry Minute
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                          Ok then, you zoom off.

                          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                          • H Henry Minute

                            Ok then, you zoom off.

                            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                            Lost User
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                            Okay, but lemme write a macro to post puns in my stead.

                            Paul

                            The flight towards the light I'll stay in the lava for life Ísland

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                            • M martin_hughes

                              I can't be bothered to read the whole thing, could you give me a vignette?

                              print "http://www.codeproject.com".toURL().text Ain't that Groovy?

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              I swore I wouldn't do this again, thats another resolution broken

                              ------------------------------------ "Reinstalling XP and VS 2008? It's an unending evening of mad-cap hum-dingery for you then!" Dalek Dave (to his Brother)

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                I swore I wouldn't do this again, thats another resolution broken

                                ------------------------------------ "Reinstalling XP and VS 2008? It's an unending evening of mad-cap hum-dingery for you then!" Dalek Dave (to his Brother)

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                                Douglas Troy
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                                This is truly one of those Kodak moments.

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                                • D Douglas Troy

                                  This is truly one of those Kodak moments.

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                                  Henry Minute
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                                  People are polarized about that.

                                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                  • M martin_hughes

                                    I can't be bothered to read the whole thing, could you give me a vignette?

                                    print "http://www.codeproject.com".toURL().text Ain't that Groovy?

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                                    Gary R Wheeler
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                                    Just go East young man, and find your own Kodak moments. BTW: This is a double pun, since I work here[^].

                                    Software Zen: delete this;
                                    Fold With Us![^]

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                                    • D Douglas Troy

                                      This is truly one of those Kodak moments.

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                                      Dalek Dave
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                                      Yep, in full technicolor

                                      ------------------------------------ "Reinstalling XP and VS 2008? It's an unending evening of mad-cap hum-dingery for you then!" Dalek Dave (to his Brother)

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                                      • G Gary R Wheeler

                                        Just go East young man, and find your own Kodak moments. BTW: This is a double pun, since I work here[^].

                                        Software Zen: delete this;
                                        Fold With Us![^]

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                                        Douglas Troy
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                                        #71

                                        Duplicate! Oh, I know ... you guys are going to say I'm negative ...

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                                        • G Gary R Wheeler

                                          Just go East young man, and find your own Kodak moments. BTW: This is a double pun, since I work here[^].

                                          Software Zen: delete this;
                                          Fold With Us![^]

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                                          Dalek Dave
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                                          #72

                                          If I stripped bare would it be a kodiak moment?

                                          ------------------------------------ "Reinstalling XP and VS 2008? It's an unending evening of mad-cap hum-dingery for you then!" Dalek Dave (to his Brother)

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