Ode to the Spell Checker
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My wife started her Certificate in Personel Practices course tonight and I was looking through the stuff she'd bought home. This was meant to demonstrate the dangers of relying on spell checkers, but I just found it funny (having fallen into the trap so many times). Thought some of you might appreciate it. Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea Eye strike a key in word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rare lea ever wrong Eye have run this poem threw it I am sure your pleased to no Its letter perfect awl the weigh My chequer tolled me sew Paul
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My wife started her Certificate in Personel Practices course tonight and I was looking through the stuff she'd bought home. This was meant to demonstrate the dangers of relying on spell checkers, but I just found it funny (having fallen into the trap so many times). Thought some of you might appreciate it. Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea Eye strike a key in word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rare lea ever wrong Eye have run this poem threw it I am sure your pleased to no Its letter perfect awl the weigh My chequer tolled me sew Paul
And thus the reason for the grammer checker! ;P
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My wife started her Certificate in Personel Practices course tonight and I was looking through the stuff she'd bought home. This was meant to demonstrate the dangers of relying on spell checkers, but I just found it funny (having fallen into the trap so many times). Thought some of you might appreciate it. Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea Eye strike a key in word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rare lea ever wrong Eye have run this poem threw it I am sure your pleased to no Its letter perfect awl the weigh My chequer tolled me sew Paul
:laugh: BW {insert witty/thought-provoking saying here}
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My wife started her Certificate in Personel Practices course tonight and I was looking through the stuff she'd bought home. This was meant to demonstrate the dangers of relying on spell checkers, but I just found it funny (having fallen into the trap so many times). Thought some of you might appreciate it. Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea Eye strike a key in word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rare lea ever wrong Eye have run this poem threw it I am sure your pleased to no Its letter perfect awl the weigh My chequer tolled me sew Paul
Paul Riley wrote: This was meant to demonstrate the dangers of relying on spell checkers, but I just found it funny Hey i tried my piece .. Look below. If only Yew shod have tolled us be four :~ Ragavendran Vaidhyanadhan
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And thus the reason for the grammer checker! ;P
Reinout Hillmann wrote: And thus the reason for the grammer checker! Huh! Don't talk to me about grammar checkers. Whenever I grammer check anything I get "Too passive" repeatedly until I scream "Passive huh? You think I'm passive? How's this for passive you rat bast-?" and then turn it off. :-D Paul
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Reinout Hillmann wrote: And thus the reason for the grammer checker! Huh! Don't talk to me about grammar checkers. Whenever I grammer check anything I get "Too passive" repeatedly until I scream "Passive huh? You think I'm passive? How's this for passive you rat bast-?" and then turn it off. :-D Paul
Yep, the passive bug bites me every time.
Five birds are sitting on a fence. Three of them decide to fly off. How many are left?