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    Yes, I've already been had today ... In my quest to regain (some) sanity, my internet searches revealed the following quotes; 1. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. - Chinese Proverb 2. If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings. - Welsh Proverb 3. We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb 4. Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools. - Irish Proverb 5. Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It's good to be silly at the right moment. - Horace [65 BC - 8 BC] 6. It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France [1844 - 1924] 7. The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes. - Winston Churchill 8. What a fool does in the end, the wise do in the beginning. - Spanish Proverb 9. For fools rush in where angels fear to tread. - Alexander Pope 10. A fool may have his coat embroidered with gold, but it is a fool's coat still. - Antoine Rivarol Be kind with your pranks, but enjoy your day.

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      Yes, I've already been had today ... In my quest to regain (some) sanity, my internet searches revealed the following quotes; 1. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. - Chinese Proverb 2. If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings. - Welsh Proverb 3. We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb 4. Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools. - Irish Proverb 5. Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It's good to be silly at the right moment. - Horace [65 BC - 8 BC] 6. It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France [1844 - 1924] 7. The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes. - Winston Churchill 8. What a fool does in the end, the wise do in the beginning. - Spanish Proverb 9. For fools rush in where angels fear to tread. - Alexander Pope 10. A fool may have his coat embroidered with gold, but it is a fool's coat still. - Antoine Rivarol Be kind with your pranks, but enjoy your day.

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      Marc Clifton
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      pdelayCA wrote:

      1. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. - Chinese Proverb

      And here I always thought that was Scotty. Marc

      Will work for food. Interacx

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        pdelayCA wrote:

        1. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. - Chinese Proverb

        And here I always thought that was Scotty. Marc

        Will work for food. Interacx

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        Big Daddy Farang
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        The first time I heard it, it was: White man fool Indian once, shame on white man. White man fool Indian twice, shame on Indian.

        BDF People don't mind being mean; but they never want to be ridiculous. -- Moliere

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          The first time I heard it, it was: White man fool Indian once, shame on white man. White man fool Indian twice, shame on Indian.

          BDF People don't mind being mean; but they never want to be ridiculous. -- Moliere

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          Dan Neely
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          White man fool Indian thrice, white man get job with BIA. :rolleyes:

          Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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            Yes, I've already been had today ... In my quest to regain (some) sanity, my internet searches revealed the following quotes; 1. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. - Chinese Proverb 2. If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings. - Welsh Proverb 3. We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb 4. Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools. - Irish Proverb 5. Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It's good to be silly at the right moment. - Horace [65 BC - 8 BC] 6. It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France [1844 - 1924] 7. The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes. - Winston Churchill 8. What a fool does in the end, the wise do in the beginning. - Spanish Proverb 9. For fools rush in where angels fear to tread. - Alexander Pope 10. A fool may have his coat embroidered with gold, but it is a fool's coat still. - Antoine Rivarol Be kind with your pranks, but enjoy your day.

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            A Fool and his Money are Soon Partying.

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              Yes, I've already been had today ... In my quest to regain (some) sanity, my internet searches revealed the following quotes; 1. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. - Chinese Proverb 2. If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings. - Welsh Proverb 3. We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb 4. Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools. - Irish Proverb 5. Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It's good to be silly at the right moment. - Horace [65 BC - 8 BC] 6. It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France [1844 - 1924] 7. The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes. - Winston Churchill 8. What a fool does in the end, the wise do in the beginning. - Spanish Proverb 9. For fools rush in where angels fear to tread. - Alexander Pope 10. A fool may have his coat embroidered with gold, but it is a fool's coat still. - Antoine Rivarol Be kind with your pranks, but enjoy your day.

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              realJSOP
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              pdelayCA wrote:

              Don't give cherries to pigs

              GAK!

              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                White man fool Indian thrice, white man get job with BIA. :rolleyes:

                Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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                Roger Wright
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                You are soooo right. :(

                "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                  A Fool and his Money are Soon Partying.

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                  Zdenek Navratil
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                  "I know that 'a fool and his money are soon parted', but what I want to know is how they got together in the first place!" [BBC Cyril Flatcher] Btw, me too.

                  Regards,  Zdenek

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                    pdelayCA wrote:

                    1. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. - Chinese Proverb

                    And here I always thought that was Scotty. Marc

                    Will work for food. Interacx

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                    Richard Jones
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                    Careful. Everything's Russian according to Checkov.

                    Cheetah. Ferret. Gonads. What more can I say? - Pete O'Hanlon

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                      Careful. Everything's Russian according to Checkov.

                      Cheetah. Ferret. Gonads. What more can I say? - Pete O'Hanlon

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                      Dan Neely
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                      Especially the phaser sitting on the mantle.

                      Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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