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    Henry Minute
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    They have sent me a nice present in the mail today. It is a set of 6 cardboard sticks. And you'll never guess what they want me to do with them. They want me to crap on them, and then send them back to them in the mail. They are unable to clean up all the crap they have in the hospitals, and they are collecting more? I find this very strange way of going about it.

    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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      They have sent me a nice present in the mail today. It is a set of 6 cardboard sticks. And you'll never guess what they want me to do with them. They want me to crap on them, and then send them back to them in the mail. They are unable to clean up all the crap they have in the hospitals, and they are collecting more? I find this very strange way of going about it.

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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      Dan Neely
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      Huh. AFAIK doing that (mailing it) in the US would be illegal.

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        They have sent me a nice present in the mail today. It is a set of 6 cardboard sticks. And you'll never guess what they want me to do with them. They want me to crap on them, and then send them back to them in the mail. They are unable to clean up all the crap they have in the hospitals, and they are collecting more? I find this very strange way of going about it.

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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        Jim Crafton
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        Send them to Bernie Madoff instead!

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          They have sent me a nice present in the mail today. It is a set of 6 cardboard sticks. And you'll never guess what they want me to do with them. They want me to crap on them, and then send them back to them in the mail. They are unable to clean up all the crap they have in the hospitals, and they are collecting more? I find this very strange way of going about it.

          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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          Baconbutty
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          Tell them to stick them up their a..........

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            Huh. AFAIK doing that (mailing it) in the US would be illegal.

            Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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            RichardM1
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            No, it is not illegal, if you have the appropriate packaging. This is based on my same type of experience with a US health insurer, in the US.

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              They have sent me a nice present in the mail today. It is a set of 6 cardboard sticks. And you'll never guess what they want me to do with them. They want me to crap on them, and then send them back to them in the mail. They are unable to clean up all the crap they have in the hospitals, and they are collecting more? I find this very strange way of going about it.

              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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              Boro_Bob
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              Are they like lolly sticks? Do they want you to send them poopsicles? You should any way, just for the comedy value.

              Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.

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                Tell them to stick them up their a..........

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                Gary Wheeler
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                Tell them to fold them until they're all sharp corners and to stick them up their a.. There. Fixed that up for you.

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                  They have sent me a nice present in the mail today. It is a set of 6 cardboard sticks. And you'll never guess what they want me to do with them. They want me to crap on them, and then send them back to them in the mail. They are unable to clean up all the crap they have in the hospitals, and they are collecting more? I find this very strange way of going about it.

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                  fred_
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                  whats a NHS?

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                    whats a NHS?

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                    Boro_Bob
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                    National Health Service. (Social health care in the UK).

                    Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.

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                      National Health Service. (Social health care in the UK).

                      Words fade as the meanings change, but somehow, it don't bother me.

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                      fred_
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                      I see ... will be coming to the USA soon as OHS

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                        whats a NHS?

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                        Henry Minute
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                        fred_ wrote:

                        whats a NHS

                        A NHS, me old fred_, is the National Health Service. UK health provider.

                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                          fred_ wrote:

                          whats a NHS

                          A NHS, me old fred_, is the National Health Service. UK health provider.

                          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                          fred_
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                          OHS is Obama Health Services, we're going socialist too

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                            OHS is Obama Health Services, we're going socialist too

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                            Henry Minute
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                            fred_ wrote:

                            OHS is Obama Health Services, we're going socialist too

                            I hope it is better than CHS (Clinton Health Service) :-D

                            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                              whats a NHS?

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                              Richard Jones
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                              I thought it was New Hampshire Speedway:~ Apparently I was wrong :-D

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                                I thought it was New Hampshire Speedway:~ Apparently I was wrong :-D

                                Cheetah. Ferret. Gonads. What more can I say? - Pete O'Hanlon

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                                Joe Simes
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                                Richard Jones wrote:

                                I thought it was New Hampshire Speedway

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                                  I thought it was New Hampshire Speedway:~ Apparently I was wrong :-D

                                  Cheetah. Ferret. Gonads. What more can I say? - Pete O'Hanlon

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                                  fred_
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                                  :lol good one. Use to be called Laconia Motor Speedway.. I have photos of the old track and of the 1st year when they re-did it before the grass was in. Thanks for bringing up the memory !

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                                    They have sent me a nice present in the mail today. It is a set of 6 cardboard sticks. And you'll never guess what they want me to do with them. They want me to crap on them, and then send them back to them in the mail. They are unable to clean up all the crap they have in the hospitals, and they are collecting more? I find this very strange way of going about it.

                                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                    Roger Wright
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                                    Six of them? Do you have a dog, maybe a cat or two. The neighbor's cat... You get the idea. ;)

                                    "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                                      Six of them? Do you have a dog, maybe a cat or two. The neighbor's cat... You get the idea. ;)

                                      "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                                      Henry Minute
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                                      No, I don't have a cat, nor a dog. My local Garden Centre, however, sells Zoo Poo. :-D

                                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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