Good Chilli Sauce

[Brady Kelly]

I'm busy enjoying a local one called, literally, "Ruy's Devil's Hot Shit", and it's delicious. Going down for seconds right now.

[Tomz_KV]

It really needs a graceful name.

TOMZ_KV

[Shog9 0]

Gotta find someone to eat it gracefully first...

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You're right. These facts that you've laid out totally contradict the wild ramblings that I pulled off the back of cornflakes packets.

[TheGreatAndPowerfulOz]

Brady Kelly wrote:

Going down

wow, gonna suck and slurp it all up?

[Robert Royall]

I don't eat hot sauce but on my recent trip to the ESRI DevSummit conference in Palm Springs, one of the members of our group took us out to a little place that had several unusual bottles. The only two I can remember off the top of my head were Wet Fart and Spank My Ass and Call Me Sally.

Imagine that you are hired to build a bridge over a river which gets slightly wider every day; sometimes it shrinks but nobody can predict when. Your client provides no concrete or steel, only timber and cut stone (but they won't tell you what kind). The coefficient of gravity changes randomly from hour to hour, as does the viscosity of air. Your only tools are a hacksaw, a chainsaw, a rubber mallet, and a length of rope. Welcome to my world. -Me explaining my job to an engineer