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  • R Rob Graham

    I bet it would stop pretty damn fast if every time a merchant radioed that he was being attacked by pirates we sent an F15 to blow their little boat out of the water, and followed up with a chopper load of Marines to clear up any pirates who got aboard the merchant. Granted it's hard for naval ships to cover a 10 thousand square miles of ocean, but an aircraft from a fast carrier can reach any point in that area in a matter of minutes. Follow that up by leveling the waterfront and sinking every potential pirate vessel at the nearest Somali port (with appropriate warning to evacuate "civilians"), and the Somali's themselves will put a quick end to the careers aof any new pirate wannabes.

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    Rob Graham wrote:

    I bet it would stop pretty damn fast if ... new pirate wannabes.

    You're a graduate of the Rambo Military Academy? :)

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    • R Rob Graham

      Looks like the crew took matters into its own hands[^]

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      Beat you by a minute. I'm not sure what that says about either one of us. . . "On Monday, pirates seized a British-owned cargo ship in the Gulf of Aden" And they used to have the finest, meanest, fleet in the world. Maybe we could remind them how its done.

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        Rob Graham wrote:

        I bet it would stop pretty damn fast if ... new pirate wannabes.

        You're a graduate of the Rambo Military Academy? :)

        Bob Emmett

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        Bob Emmett wrote:

        You're a graduate of the Rambo Military Academy

        British ship hijacked off the coast of Aden is still in pirate hands, is it not?

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        • O Oakman

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          I hope they show the one in custody what the spare anchor chain in the chain locker is good for

          We have a treaty with Nigeria promising to turn over all captured pirates. I think they ought to use a Blackhawk to deliver him - and show him the door at about 200mph and 500 feet.

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          Oakman wrote:

          We have a treaty with Nigeria promising to turn over all captured pirates.

          Nigeria? :confused:

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            Oakman wrote:

            We have a treaty with Nigeria promising to turn over all captured pirates.

            Nigeria? :confused:

            Bob Emmett

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            Nigeria?

            It's part of our food for oil program. ;)

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            • O Oakman

              Beat you by a minute. I'm not sure what that says about either one of us. . . "On Monday, pirates seized a British-owned cargo ship in the Gulf of Aden" And they used to have the finest, meanest, fleet in the world. Maybe we could remind them how its done.

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              Oakman wrote:

              On Monday, pirates seized a British-owned cargo ship in the Gulf of Aden

              The vessel, operated by an Italian company, carried a crew of 24, from Bulgaria, Ukraine, Russia and the Philippines. Now why would we bother? :)

              Oakman wrote:

              And they used to have the finest, meanest, fleet in the world.

              How cruel of you to rub it in. Our Navy's Good Will Visit to Iran[^] was truly embarrassing.[^] (But we were merely anticipating Obama.)

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              • O Oakman

                Bob Emmett wrote:

                Nigeria?

                It's part of our food for oil program. ;)

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                Better inform them of the Food from Oil program[^] Food from oil…The creation of synthetic protein from petroleum to help feed food-shortage areas is high on the list of current British and American oil company research projects. (1963) It could compensate for the food lost to Biofuels. :) [Edit for date]

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                  Rob Graham wrote:

                  I bet it would stop pretty damn fast if ... new pirate wannabes.

                  You're a graduate of the Rambo Military Academy? :)

                  Bob Emmett

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                  And your solution would be to negotiate with...who? Make the profession unrewarding and they'll find other work.

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                  • R Rob Graham

                    And your solution would be to negotiate with...who? Make the profession unrewarding and they'll find other work.

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                    Rob Graham wrote:

                    And your solution would be to negotiate with...who?

                    Did I mention negotiation? Just that your plan appears not to emanate from a military mind.

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                    • O Oakman

                      Beat you by a minute. I'm not sure what that says about either one of us. . . "On Monday, pirates seized a British-owned cargo ship in the Gulf of Aden" And they used to have the finest, meanest, fleet in the world. Maybe we could remind them how its done.

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                      I can just imagine the conversation at the Admiralty: "Whats this going on in the Indian ocean?" "British registered ship has been seized by pirates, Sir" "Who was on board? What the hell is wrong with the Merchant Marine these days?" "It's owned by blasted eye ties and crewed by commies and orientals, Sir" "Do we have to rescue them?" "Already fixed Sir" "We rescued them already??" "No Sir, we Unregistered the ship .. "

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                        Rob Graham wrote:

                        And your solution would be to negotiate with...who?

                        Did I mention negotiation? Just that your plan appears not to emanate from a military mind.

                        Bob Emmett

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                        Bob Emmett wrote:

                        your plan appears not to emanate from a military mind.

                        And exactly what would a military mind do , sir?

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                        • R Rob Graham

                          Bob Emmett wrote:

                          your plan appears not to emanate from a military mind.

                          And exactly what would a military mind do , sir?

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                          Rob Graham wrote:

                          And exactly what would a military mind do , sir?

                          How would I know? I served with the 9th Royal Deserters! :) I merely opine that your plan appears to be inspired more by the entertainment industry than what actually occurs in military operations. As always, I am open to correction.

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                            I can just imagine the conversation at the Admiralty: "Whats this going on in the Indian ocean?" "British registered ship has been seized by pirates, Sir" "Who was on board? What the hell is wrong with the Merchant Marine these days?" "It's owned by blasted eye ties and crewed by commies and orientals, Sir" "Do we have to rescue them?" "Already fixed Sir" "We rescued them already??" "No Sir, we Unregistered the ship .. "

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                            :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Oh, how I wish I had thought of that! Straight out of "The Navy Lark".

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                              Oakman wrote:

                              On Monday, pirates seized a British-owned cargo ship in the Gulf of Aden

                              The vessel, operated by an Italian company, carried a crew of 24, from Bulgaria, Ukraine, Russia and the Philippines. Now why would we bother? :)

                              Oakman wrote:

                              And they used to have the finest, meanest, fleet in the world.

                              How cruel of you to rub it in. Our Navy's Good Will Visit to Iran[^] was truly embarrassing.[^] (But we were merely anticipating Obama.)

                              Bob Emmett

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                              How cruel of you to rub it in

                              Only in the hope of helping to get the motherland back on track. Think of it as "Tough love."

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                                I can just imagine the conversation at the Admiralty: "Whats this going on in the Indian ocean?" "British registered ship has been seized by pirates, Sir" "Who was on board? What the hell is wrong with the Merchant Marine these days?" "It's owned by blasted eye ties and crewed by commies and orientals, Sir" "Do we have to rescue them?" "Already fixed Sir" "We rescued them already??" "No Sir, we Unregistered the ship .. "

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                                Brilliant with a capital 'T' !

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                                  Better inform them of the Food from Oil program[^] Food from oil…The creation of synthetic protein from petroleum to help feed food-shortage areas is high on the list of current British and American oil company research projects. (1963) It could compensate for the food lost to Biofuels. :) [Edit for date]

                                  Bob Emmett

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                                  It could compensate for the food lost to Biofuels

                                  It's all glucose in the long run. I still remember my son's face when I explained that cowshit was one of the major ingredients in his salad.

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                                  • O Oakman

                                    Bob Emmett wrote:

                                    How cruel of you to rub it in

                                    Only in the hope of helping to get the motherland back on track. Think of it as "Tough love."

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                                    Oakman wrote:

                                    Only in the hope of helping to get the motherland back on track.

                                    I'll try, but I'm not promising anything, mind.

                                    Bob Emmett

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                                      Oakman wrote:

                                      There'll be pie in the sky, by and by. And we can all have second pieces - yes, we can!

                                      the soft tyranny of coddling

                                      Mike - typical white guy. The USA does have universal healthcare, but you have to pay for it. D'oh. Thomas Mann - "Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." The NYT - my leftist brochure. Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist”. God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore they don't exist.

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                                      A little to the right please...

                                      This statement is false

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                                      • S Synaptrik

                                        A little to the right please...

                                        This statement is false

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                                        Synaptrik wrote:

                                        A little to the right please...

                                        Stan?

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                                        • O Oakman

                                          Synaptrik wrote:

                                          A little to the right please...

                                          Stan?

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                                          T'was a weak coddle metaphor with dichotomous underpinnings. Ok, it was just weak.

                                          This statement is false

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