JOTD 2
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A turtle family went on a picnic.. The turtles, being naturally slow about things, took seven years to prepare for their outings. Finally the turtle family left home looking for a suitable place. During the second year of their journey they found it. For about six months they cleaned up the area, unpacked the picnic basket and completed the arrangements. Then they discovered that they had forgotten the salt. A picnic without salt would be a disaster, they all agreed. After a lengthy discussion, the youngest turtle was chosen to retrieve the salt from home. Although he was the fastest of the slow moving turtles, the little turtle whined, cried and wobbled in his shell. After all, he agreed to go on one condition that no one would eat until he returned. The family consented and the little turtle left. Three years passed and the little turtle had not returned. Five years...six years... then in the seventh year of his absence, the oldest turtle could no longer contain his hunger. He announced that he was going to eat and began to unwrap a sandwich. At that point the little turtle suddenly popped out from behind a tree shouting, "SEE I knew you wouldn't wait. Now I am not going to go get the salt."
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A turtle family went on a picnic.. The turtles, being naturally slow about things, took seven years to prepare for their outings. Finally the turtle family left home looking for a suitable place. During the second year of their journey they found it. For about six months they cleaned up the area, unpacked the picnic basket and completed the arrangements. Then they discovered that they had forgotten the salt. A picnic without salt would be a disaster, they all agreed. After a lengthy discussion, the youngest turtle was chosen to retrieve the salt from home. Although he was the fastest of the slow moving turtles, the little turtle whined, cried and wobbled in his shell. After all, he agreed to go on one condition that no one would eat until he returned. The family consented and the little turtle left. Three years passed and the little turtle had not returned. Five years...six years... then in the seventh year of his absence, the oldest turtle could no longer contain his hunger. He announced that he was going to eat and began to unwrap a sandwich. At that point the little turtle suddenly popped out from behind a tree shouting, "SEE I knew you wouldn't wait. Now I am not going to go get the salt."
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:laugh: First heard it with beers and one went for an opener. I see someone's sexual organs have been stolen so they're compensating with one votes. Have a Five!
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:laugh: First heard it with beers and one went for an opener. I see someone's sexual organs have been stolen so they're compensating with one votes. Have a Five!
Brady Kelly wrote:
I see someone's sexual organs have been stolen
:jig: :laugh:
Yusuf Oh didn't you notice, analogous to square roots, they recently introduced rectangular, circular, and diamond roots to determine the size of the corresponding shapes when given the area. Luc Pattyn[^]
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:laugh: First heard it with beers and one went for an opener. I see someone's sexual organs have been stolen so they're compensating with one votes. Have a Five!
Hahaha For someone : Knock! Knock! Who's there ? I'm sexual organs stealer... Sexual organs stealer who ? Damn, How many sexual organs stealer you know!! Geez, let me in...its cold out there.
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:laugh: First heard it with beers and one went for an opener. I see someone's sexual organs have been stolen so they're compensating with one votes. Have a Five!