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No idea whether this is a repost or you heard it before. But i obtained it via email for the first time. So here is the story of the day: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ A jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. >The HR manager interviewed him, then a test: clean the floor. "You are >engaged" he said, give me your e-mail address, and I'll >send you the application to fill, as well as when you will start. >The man replied " I don't have a computer, neither an email" >I'm sorry, said the HR manager, if you don't have an email that means you >do not exist. and who doesn't exist, cannot have the job. >The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only >US$10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10 >Kg tomato crate.He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less >than two hours,he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the >operation three times, and returned home with US$60. The man realized that >he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return >late. Thus, his money doubles or triples every day. >Shortly later, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of >delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food >retailers in the U.S. He started to plan his family's future, and decided >to have a life insurance. >He called an insurance broker, and choose a protection plan. When the >conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. >The man replied: ' I don't have an email'. The broker replied curiously, >you don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Do you >imagine what you could have been if you had an email? !! The man thought >for a while, and replied: an office boy at Microsoft! >The moral of this story: >* Internet is not the solution to your life. >* If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire. >* If you received this message by email/internet, you are closer to be an office >boy/girl, rather than a millionaire. > Imran Farooqui World first Urdu Instant Messenger[^] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Java is a tool for creating applications that torture users with its awful speed and its ugly interfaces. Daniel Turini commenting on
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No idea whether this is a repost or you heard it before. But i obtained it via email for the first time. So here is the story of the day: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ A jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. >The HR manager interviewed him, then a test: clean the floor. "You are >engaged" he said, give me your e-mail address, and I'll >send you the application to fill, as well as when you will start. >The man replied " I don't have a computer, neither an email" >I'm sorry, said the HR manager, if you don't have an email that means you >do not exist. and who doesn't exist, cannot have the job. >The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only >US$10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10 >Kg tomato crate.He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less >than two hours,he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the >operation three times, and returned home with US$60. The man realized that >he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return >late. Thus, his money doubles or triples every day. >Shortly later, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of >delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food >retailers in the U.S. He started to plan his family's future, and decided >to have a life insurance. >He called an insurance broker, and choose a protection plan. When the >conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. >The man replied: ' I don't have an email'. The broker replied curiously, >you don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Do you >imagine what you could have been if you had an email? !! The man thought >for a while, and replied: an office boy at Microsoft! >The moral of this story: >* Internet is not the solution to your life. >* If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire. >* If you received this message by email/internet, you are closer to be an office >boy/girl, rather than a millionaire. > Imran Farooqui World first Urdu Instant Messenger[^] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Java is a tool for creating applications that torture users with its awful speed and its ugly interfaces. Daniel Turini commenting on
:laugh::laugh: Nice one, Imran! Thanks for a great start to my day:-D
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No idea whether this is a repost or you heard it before. But i obtained it via email for the first time. So here is the story of the day: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ A jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. >The HR manager interviewed him, then a test: clean the floor. "You are >engaged" he said, give me your e-mail address, and I'll >send you the application to fill, as well as when you will start. >The man replied " I don't have a computer, neither an email" >I'm sorry, said the HR manager, if you don't have an email that means you >do not exist. and who doesn't exist, cannot have the job. >The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only >US$10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10 >Kg tomato crate.He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less >than two hours,he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the >operation three times, and returned home with US$60. The man realized that >he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return >late. Thus, his money doubles or triples every day. >Shortly later, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of >delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food >retailers in the U.S. He started to plan his family's future, and decided >to have a life insurance. >He called an insurance broker, and choose a protection plan. When the >conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. >The man replied: ' I don't have an email'. The broker replied curiously, >you don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Do you >imagine what you could have been if you had an email? !! The man thought >for a while, and replied: an office boy at Microsoft! >The moral of this story: >* Internet is not the solution to your life. >* If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire. >* If you received this message by email/internet, you are closer to be an office >boy/girl, rather than a millionaire. > Imran Farooqui World first Urdu Instant Messenger[^] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Java is a tool for creating applications that torture users with its awful speed and its ugly interfaces. Daniel Turini commenting on
LOL :laugh: Funny, original and clean Elaine (fluffy tigress emoticon) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
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No idea whether this is a repost or you heard it before. But i obtained it via email for the first time. So here is the story of the day: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ A jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. >The HR manager interviewed him, then a test: clean the floor. "You are >engaged" he said, give me your e-mail address, and I'll >send you the application to fill, as well as when you will start. >The man replied " I don't have a computer, neither an email" >I'm sorry, said the HR manager, if you don't have an email that means you >do not exist. and who doesn't exist, cannot have the job. >The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only >US$10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10 >Kg tomato crate.He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less >than two hours,he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the >operation three times, and returned home with US$60. The man realized that >he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return >late. Thus, his money doubles or triples every day. >Shortly later, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of >delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food >retailers in the U.S. He started to plan his family's future, and decided >to have a life insurance. >He called an insurance broker, and choose a protection plan. When the >conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. >The man replied: ' I don't have an email'. The broker replied curiously, >you don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Do you >imagine what you could have been if you had an email? !! The man thought >for a while, and replied: an office boy at Microsoft! >The moral of this story: >* Internet is not the solution to your life. >* If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire. >* If you received this message by email/internet, you are closer to be an office >boy/girl, rather than a millionaire. > Imran Farooqui World first Urdu Instant Messenger[^] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Java is a tool for creating applications that torture users with its awful speed and its ugly interfaces. Daniel Turini commenting on
Yes it has been around for a few years but the message is not any less meaningful. Reminders are always good. "If I won't be myself, who will?" Alfred Hitchcock
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LOL :laugh: Funny, original and clean Elaine (fluffy tigress emoticon) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
Trollslayer wrote: and clean I was disppointed too. :( _____________________ "So in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too." Breakfast of Champions, Kurt Vonnegut