Since Swine 'flu emerged...

[Henry Minute]

That really takes the sandwich biscuit

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[Dalek Dave]

Stop loafing about and get some work done!

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[Henry Minute]

Don't you worry! I'm filling my time, spreading myself a bit thin though.

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

[Jim Crafton]

On a sausage or on a bun?

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[Rage]

Dalek Dave wrote:

Has anyone heard from Baconbutty?

fat_boy ate him.

Dalek Dave wrote:

Is this significant?

If he cooked him before, no, because the virus dies through being exposed to heat.

[MidwestLimey]

Don't you know which side your bread is buttered on?? Now go cut the mustard!

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[Electron Shepherd]

Dalek Dave wrote:

Stop loafing about

Stop being so crusty!

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[CalvinHobbies]

Ya know, when I first heard of "Swine Flu" I thought the Media had given the recession a niffty new name.. Though that it was way to fitting of a name. Saddly normal citizens are still falling pray to it, and it's still a fitting name. :/

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[NormDroid]

Remarks like will get you toasted.

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[code frog 0]

Way to go guys! Just priceless!!! Really off-color but priceless none the less. :-D :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :-D

[CalvinHobbies]

sweeeet.. and in ONLY 12 POSTS :D let's do it again :)

code-frog wrote:

Way to go guys! Just priceless!!! Really off-color but priceless none the less.

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[CalvinHobbies]

should it not have died in Mexico. it is more hotter there then say up here in canada... ...... Oh nerf balls I'm doomed. Side note the jokes up here with some radio stations is that these flus (9sars, avian, swine, madcow) are just the beginning to the real threat ... the Zombie plague.

Rage wrote:

Dalek Dave wrote: If he cooked him before, no, because the virus dies through being exposed to heat.

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[mbaocha]

Are u sure swine 'flu isnt just an illusion?

[Lost User]

I pitta you all

[charlieg]

I second code frog. :laugh:

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