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  • D Dalek Dave

    A women with a buggy? A woman with fleas? A woman who bugs you? A woman who has not downloaded the latest patch?

    ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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    Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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    Dalek Dave wrote:

    A woman who has not downloaded the latest patch?

    Whoa! That search criteria returns too many results!

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    • T TitanCerberus

      Michael Schubert wrote:

      Are you taking about cars, women or code?

      What is a buggy woman? :confused:

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      devvvy
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      A woman who "don't work"! (given current economic environment there'd be quite many)

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      • D devvvy

        just a thought, i'd definitely prefer fewer features but rock solid than many features but buggy. you?

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        If you release a piece of software with 100 new features but one bug, guess what the unwashed will find?


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          A woman who has not downloaded the latest patch?

          Whoa! That search criteria returns too many results!

          If the post was helpful, please vote! Current activities: Book: Foundation's Edge by Isaac Asimov Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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          Henry Minute
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          I was hoping you would post this morning. I have just read an article on UK TV Teletext about a drug called Cladribine. "Taking cladribine a few times a year more than halved the chances of a relapse, with few side effects, for MS sufferers" You or your doctors may already be aware of this, but if not, sounds worth checking out. :rose:

          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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          • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

            Dalek Dave wrote:

            A woman who has not downloaded the latest patch?

            Whoa! That search criteria returns too many results!

            If the post was helpful, please vote! Current activities: Book: Foundation's Edge by Isaac Asimov Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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            Dalek Dave
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            See Here[^] Classic Scene

            ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              If you release a piece of software with 100 new features but one bug, guess what the unwashed will find?


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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              Dalek Dave
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              How many guesses do we get? :)

              ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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                How many guesses do we get? :)

                ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                3 (+/-4) #sings# 99 little bugs sitting in the code, 99 little bugs sitting in the code, Fix one bug, compile it up again, They'll be 100 little bugs sitting in the code. [repeat until bugs = 0]


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  If you release a piece of software with 100 new features but one bug, guess what the unwashed will find?


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                  Vasudevan Deepak Kumar
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                  williamnw wrote:

                  with 100 new features but one bug,

                  one bug can be a root cause for 100 bugs too. :)

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                  • D devvvy

                    just a thought, i'd definitely prefer fewer features but rock solid than many features but buggy. you?

                    dev

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                    peterchen
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                    The most important thing is that features I use are bug free. The bugs can move into the features I don't use.

                    Don't attribute to stupidity what can be equally well explained by buerocracy.
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                    • H Henry Minute

                      I was hoping you would post this morning. I have just read an article on UK TV Teletext about a drug called Cladribine. "Taking cladribine a few times a year more than halved the chances of a relapse, with few side effects, for MS sufferers" You or your doctors may already be aware of this, but if not, sounds worth checking out. :rose:

                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                      Nagy Vilmos
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                      I'd mentioned this early but I think I got the wrong drug. :-O However it does sound good but as previously mentioned it isn't approved yet.


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                        williamnw wrote:

                        with 100 new features but one bug,

                        one bug can be a root cause for 100 bugs too. :)

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                        The woods are lovely, dark and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep!

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                        Rajesh R Subramanian
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                        Vasudevan Deepak Kumar wrote:

                        one bug can be a root cause for 100 bugs too.

                        Fixing one bug can open up a new can of bugs too.

                        It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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                        • D devvvy

                          just a thought, i'd definitely prefer fewer features but rock solid than many features but buggy. you?

                          dev

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                          Rajesh R Subramanian
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                          The latest trend is to make the UI look like glass. Everything else is of lower priority.

                          It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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                            I was hoping you would post this morning. I have just read an article on UK TV Teletext about a drug called Cladribine. "Taking cladribine a few times a year more than halved the chances of a relapse, with few side effects, for MS sufferers" You or your doctors may already be aware of this, but if not, sounds worth checking out. :rose:

                            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                            Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                            When I see him next, I'll make sure to tell him :) Thanks a million man :rose:

                            If the post was helpful, please vote! Current activities: Book: Foundation's Edge by Isaac Asimov Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                            • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                              The latest trend is to make the UI look like glass. Everything else is of lower priority.

                              It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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                              devvvy
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                              don't you think aesthetic is important though?

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                                I'd mentioned this early but I think I got the wrong drug. :-O However it does sound good but as previously mentioned it isn't approved yet.


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                                Henry Minute
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                                Yes, I had just worked my way down to that thread (I'm a slow reader :) ).

                                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                • D devvvy

                                  don't you think aesthetic is important though?

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                                  Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                  So, give the user a slider and a color picker to paint the glass.

                                  It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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                                  • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                                    So, give the user a slider and a color picker to paint the glass.

                                    It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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                                    devvvy
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                                    there should still be a "default" transparency settings

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                                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                                      I'd mentioned this early but I think I got the wrong drug. :-O However it does sound good but as previously mentioned it isn't approved yet.


                                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                                      Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                                      Oh, so this is the same one you mentioned? A big thank you to you too my friend :rose:

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                                      • T TitanCerberus

                                        Michael Schubert wrote:

                                        Are you taking about cars, women or code?

                                        What is a buggy woman? :confused:

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                                        hairy_hats
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                                        TitanCerberus wrote:

                                        What is a buggy woman?

                                        One without penicillin?

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                                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                                          3 (+/-4) #sings# 99 little bugs sitting in the code, 99 little bugs sitting in the code, Fix one bug, compile it up again, They'll be 100 little bugs sitting in the code. [repeat until bugs = 0]


                                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                                          Lost User
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                                          It doesn't rime, but I LOL-ed. :thumbsup: :laugh:

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