Annual Get Together

[Rage]

Swine flu spreader '09

[Chandrasekharan P]

That wouldn't be a good title.. ;-) Common man. what else is needed to give me a title?? what would be the first title that would come to your mind when you think of an annual get together in office?

[Henry Minute]

For a really appropriate title, more information is needed. For example what field is the company working in. Stuff like that. It would allow more scope for aptness/humour in any suggestion. To give an example. A friend once asked for suggestions about a name for his, soon to be born, offspring. I told him that I needed more information. He, like you asked what information I needed for something so simple. So I told him that it might help, if I knew what position was being used at conception. He failed to see the relevance. So I had to explain that, for example, if the doggy position was being used, they should name the child Neil. It's all about context you see!

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

[Dalek Dave]

Chandrasekharanp wrote:

what would be the first title that would come to your mind when you think of an annual get together in office?

Boring nights with people I despise?

------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

[Chandrasekharan P]

ok... fair enough.. we are basically an embedded system design company..

[Lost User]

The Drunken Shambles? :doh:

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[Christopher Duncan]

Forced Attendance.

Christopher Duncan Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalUSA.com

[NormDroid]

:)

Software Kinetics - Moving software

[hairy_hats]

If a *lot* of alcohol is involved, Clusterf...maybe not.

[OriginalGriff]

The Christmas Party

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[Henry Minute]

Let's get embedded '09.

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

[Garth J Lancaster]

sounds like/reminds me of the name of an alcoholic lemonade that was big down here a few years back ..."Two Dogs" ...so you always had to explain using the brave who asked the Chief, 'how do you name babies', and the response "I look out across the camp/plain and whatever I see first I use - why do you ask two dogs f...ing" cough, sorry, kid-sister better not be reading (although my kid-sister is 43, and would roar with laughter !) 'g'

[Russell Jones]

Convocation for unlimited networking of teams?

[Chandrasekharan P]

That is a good one..

[Mark_Wallace]

Multi-Treading BarTask Open Sauce Quality Assured ... etc. Too many options. Just pick a term that's commonly used in your org, and deviate it slightly (if necessary).

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Rutvik Dave]

Denormalization :)

[PIEBALDconsult]

"Oh no, not again."

[BillWoodruff]

Chandrasekharanp wrote:

suggest some titles

Organ Transplant Bingo Night

"Many : not conversant with mathematical studies, imagine that because it [the Analytical Engine] is to give results in numerical notation, its processes must consequently be arithmetical, numerical, rather than algebraical and analytical. This is an error. The engine can arrange and combine numerical quantities as if they were letters or any other general symbols; and it fact it might bring out its results in algebraical notation, were provisions made accordingly." Ada, Countess Lovelace, 1844