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One of my aliases is Stewart White; as I wasn't sure who was responsible for this wonderful world (Tom Jones? Neil Armstrong?) I answered Frank Sinatra in the nick of time... Can't win them all. ;P
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UIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2) Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'? Contestant: Homosexuals. Jeremy Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2) Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is? Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point. Jamie Theakston: There's a clue in the title. Contestant: Leicester BBC NORFOLK Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World? Contestant: I don't know. tewart White: I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow? Contestant: Arm Stewart White: Correct And if you're not weak, you're...? Contestant: Strong. Stewart White: Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name? Contestant: Louis Stewart White: Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World? Contestant: Frank Sinatra? LATE SHOW (BBC MIDLANDS) Alex Trelinski: What is the capital of Italy ? Contestant: France. Trelinski: France is another country. Try again. Contestant: Oh, um, Benidorm. Trelinski: Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon? Contestant: Sorry, I don't know. Trelinski: Just guess a country then. Contestant: Paris. THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC2) Anne Robinson: Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what: - Prison, or the Conservative Party? Contestant: The Conservative Party. BEACON RADIO ( WOLVERHAMPTON ) DJ Mark: For 10, what is the nationality of the Pope? Ruth from Rowley Regis: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish? UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE Bamber Gascoyne: What was Gandhi's first name? Contestant: Goosey? GWR FM ( Bristol ) Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963 ? Contestant: I don't know, I wasn't watching it then. PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC RADIOï¿∏MANCHESTER) Phil: What's 11 squared? Contestant: I don't know. Phil: I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle. Contestant: Is it five? RICHARD AND JUDY Richard: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman? Contestant: Forrest Gump.
My all time favourite of this type is the one from a Liverpool Radio Station where the presenter is trying really, really hard to steer the contestant to answer the name of the German football team Borussia Monchengladbach. I dont know if you've heard it, but it is simply brilliant. It makes me cry with laughter, every time I hear it. Here[^] is a link to that and many other truly hilarious clips from Hold Your Plums (Not rude, think of a fruit machine) with Billy Butler. I challenge you not to laugh.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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My all time favourite of this type is the one from a Liverpool Radio Station where the presenter is trying really, really hard to steer the contestant to answer the name of the German football team Borussia Monchengladbach. I dont know if you've heard it, but it is simply brilliant. It makes me cry with laughter, every time I hear it. Here[^] is a link to that and many other truly hilarious clips from Hold Your Plums (Not rude, think of a fruit machine) with Billy Butler. I challenge you not to laugh.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
Henry Minute wrote:
I challenge you not to laugh.
I'm afraid I'm not laughing. Anyone that runs a website that requires me to install RealPlayer is seriously in need of being sectioned.
Man who stand on hill with mouth open wait long time for roast duck to drop in
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Henry Minute wrote:
I challenge you not to laugh.
I'm afraid I'm not laughing. Anyone that runs a website that requires me to install RealPlayer is seriously in need of being sectioned.
Man who stand on hill with mouth open wait long time for roast duck to drop in
Please tell. Is there a problem with RealPlayer, that I should be aware of?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Please tell. Is there a problem with RealPlayer, that I should be aware of?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
It is a bloated crapware. I never install it on any machine I own. If a site require me, without giving any alternative, it won't be on my list. Period.
Yusuf May I help you?
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It is a bloated crapware. I never install it on any machine I own. If a site require me, without giving any alternative, it won't be on my list. Period.
Yusuf May I help you?
I concur completely.
Man who stand on hill with mouth open wait long time for roast duck to drop in
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It is a bloated crapware. I never install it on any machine I own. If a site require me, without giving any alternative, it won't be on my list. Period.
Yusuf May I help you?
.ram files play in VLC, and probably in RealAlternative.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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.ram files play in VLC, and probably in RealAlternative.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
I used to download .ram files and convert them to other format. Since long time ( I care not to remember) I stopped doing that. In this day-n-age if a site only provides real audio, I quickly look for the first exit.
Yusuf May I help you?
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.ram files play in VLC, and probably in RealAlternative.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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just tried one of them in VLC - loads, displays info but plays nothing :( And I need a good laugh!
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I tried them with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real\_Alternative . Worked a treat -- and yes, they are very funny!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!