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    Roger Wright
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    We connected my new substation to the grid this morning and nothing smoked. Talk about depressing! It's like paying a gazillion bucks to see a F-1 race live and nobody crashes! Or going to a bullfight and having the referees call it a draw. Or attending a cockfight where all the chickens are legless, flightless mutants. Or taking LSD for the first time and seeing only your mother-in-law in the buff. Or marrying your high school sweetheart and realizing on your honeymoon that you'd really rather be with a big, hairy, tattooed biker. Or taking a cruise to Mexico and finding that, because of the swine flu, the ship is only allowed to circle Catalina Island 40 times. Or taking 6 doses of performance enhancing herbal supplements before a date with the girl of your dreams, only to learn over dinner that she wants to be "just friends." Okay, it was less exciting than I thought it would be, but I'm glad it worked as designed... On to the next two on my list. :-D

    "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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      We connected my new substation to the grid this morning and nothing smoked. Talk about depressing! It's like paying a gazillion bucks to see a F-1 race live and nobody crashes! Or going to a bullfight and having the referees call it a draw. Or attending a cockfight where all the chickens are legless, flightless mutants. Or taking LSD for the first time and seeing only your mother-in-law in the buff. Or marrying your high school sweetheart and realizing on your honeymoon that you'd really rather be with a big, hairy, tattooed biker. Or taking a cruise to Mexico and finding that, because of the swine flu, the ship is only allowed to circle Catalina Island 40 times. Or taking 6 doses of performance enhancing herbal supplements before a date with the girl of your dreams, only to learn over dinner that she wants to be "just friends." Okay, it was less exciting than I thought it would be, but I'm glad it worked as designed... On to the next two on my list. :-D

      "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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      Or hitting the jackpot on a slot machine for fifteen hundred... nickels ($75). :sigh: And of course it was right beside the buffet entrance.

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        Or hitting the jackpot on a slot machine for fifteen hundred... nickels ($75). :sigh: And of course it was right beside the buffet entrance.

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        Roger Wright
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        Did you do that? My mother called me once at work to tell me she won 30,000! After I stopped gasping for air she admitted that it was a penny machine. :doh:

        "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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          We connected my new substation to the grid this morning and nothing smoked. Talk about depressing! It's like paying a gazillion bucks to see a F-1 race live and nobody crashes! Or going to a bullfight and having the referees call it a draw. Or attending a cockfight where all the chickens are legless, flightless mutants. Or taking LSD for the first time and seeing only your mother-in-law in the buff. Or marrying your high school sweetheart and realizing on your honeymoon that you'd really rather be with a big, hairy, tattooed biker. Or taking a cruise to Mexico and finding that, because of the swine flu, the ship is only allowed to circle Catalina Island 40 times. Or taking 6 doses of performance enhancing herbal supplements before a date with the girl of your dreams, only to learn over dinner that she wants to be "just friends." Okay, it was less exciting than I thought it would be, but I'm glad it worked as designed... On to the next two on my list. :-D

          "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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          Roger Wright wrote:

          nothing smoked

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            Did you do that? My mother called me once at work to tell me she won 30,000! After I stopped gasping for air she admitted that it was a penny machine. :doh:

            "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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            Yes.

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              We connected my new substation to the grid this morning and nothing smoked. Talk about depressing! It's like paying a gazillion bucks to see a F-1 race live and nobody crashes! Or going to a bullfight and having the referees call it a draw. Or attending a cockfight where all the chickens are legless, flightless mutants. Or taking LSD for the first time and seeing only your mother-in-law in the buff. Or marrying your high school sweetheart and realizing on your honeymoon that you'd really rather be with a big, hairy, tattooed biker. Or taking a cruise to Mexico and finding that, because of the swine flu, the ship is only allowed to circle Catalina Island 40 times. Or taking 6 doses of performance enhancing herbal supplements before a date with the girl of your dreams, only to learn over dinner that she wants to be "just friends." Okay, it was less exciting than I thought it would be, but I'm glad it worked as designed... On to the next two on my list. :-D

              "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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              Garth J Lancaster
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              you obviously fixed the phase mismatch - and the sewer lift system didnt reverse itself - leastwise, hopefully it will do it on your Boss and not you, if you're ever proven right about the 'nagging doubt' about how the phases crossed in the first place ! congrats 'g'

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                you obviously fixed the phase mismatch - and the sewer lift system didnt reverse itself - leastwise, hopefully it will do it on your Boss and not you, if you're ever proven right about the 'nagging doubt' about how the phases crossed in the first place ! congrats 'g'

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                Roger Wright
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                Thanks! Hehehe... I think my cow-orkers have trouble understanding my sense of humor. I had a guy standing by a lift station to check phase rotation during the change, and I told him to have an umbrella handy, just in case. The radio was reeeaaallll silent for about three minutes, then he came back in a very uncertain voice, "10-4." I don't think he had any idea what I was talking about. I'm still worried about the phasing - I think it's going to be an issue that bites us later, but there's really nothing I can do about it at this point. In any case, the rotation is more important, and we got that much right. :-D

                "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                  We connected my new substation to the grid this morning and nothing smoked. Talk about depressing! It's like paying a gazillion bucks to see a F-1 race live and nobody crashes! Or going to a bullfight and having the referees call it a draw. Or attending a cockfight where all the chickens are legless, flightless mutants. Or taking LSD for the first time and seeing only your mother-in-law in the buff. Or marrying your high school sweetheart and realizing on your honeymoon that you'd really rather be with a big, hairy, tattooed biker. Or taking a cruise to Mexico and finding that, because of the swine flu, the ship is only allowed to circle Catalina Island 40 times. Or taking 6 doses of performance enhancing herbal supplements before a date with the girl of your dreams, only to learn over dinner that she wants to be "just friends." Okay, it was less exciting than I thought it would be, but I'm glad it worked as designed... On to the next two on my list. :-D

                  "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                  Vikram A Punathambekar
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                  Roger Wright wrote:

                  Or going to a bullfight and having the referees call it a draw

                  The only game that can be played for five days (or more, but timeless Tests belong to the past) and yet end in a draw :-D

                  Cheers, Vikram.

                  Current activities: Films: The classic Pink Panther series TV series: Friends, season 3 Books: Liar's Poker, by Michael Lewis.


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                    Roger Wright wrote:

                    Or going to a bullfight and having the referees call it a draw

                    The only game that can be played for five days (or more, but timeless Tests belong to the past) and yet end in a draw :-D

                    Cheers, Vikram.

                    Current activities: Films: The classic Pink Panther series TV series: Friends, season 3 Books: Liar's Poker, by Michael Lewis.


                    Carpe Diem.

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                    So I've heard, and I'm disappointed that we can't view cricket on television here. The only Cricket I've seen in my life is a darts game.

                    "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                      So I've heard, and I'm disappointed that we can't view cricket on television here. The only Cricket I've seen in my life is a darts game.

                      "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                      Ahh, Darts, one of the few games remaining where it is acceptable to drink vast quantities of alcohol while playing.

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                        So I've heard, and I'm disappointed that we can't view cricket on television here. The only Cricket I've seen in my life is a darts game.

                        "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                        Not even these[^]?

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                          We connected my new substation to the grid this morning and nothing smoked. Talk about depressing! It's like paying a gazillion bucks to see a F-1 race live and nobody crashes! Or going to a bullfight and having the referees call it a draw. Or attending a cockfight where all the chickens are legless, flightless mutants. Or taking LSD for the first time and seeing only your mother-in-law in the buff. Or marrying your high school sweetheart and realizing on your honeymoon that you'd really rather be with a big, hairy, tattooed biker. Or taking a cruise to Mexico and finding that, because of the swine flu, the ship is only allowed to circle Catalina Island 40 times. Or taking 6 doses of performance enhancing herbal supplements before a date with the girl of your dreams, only to learn over dinner that she wants to be "just friends." Okay, it was less exciting than I thought it would be, but I'm glad it worked as designed... On to the next two on my list. :-D

                          "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                          You just listened to Alanis Morissette didn't you? ;P

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                            So I've heard, and I'm disappointed that we can't view cricket on television here. The only Cricket I've seen in my life is a darts game.

                            "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                            Vikram A Punathambekar
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                            Hey, you're already on Myspace ;P compared to that, YouTube is nothing. Hop on over and watch some cricket!

                            Cheers, Vikram.

                            Current activities: Films: The classic Pink Panther series TV series: Friends, season 3 Books: Liar's Poker, by Michael Lewis.


                            Carpe Diem.

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                              We connected my new substation to the grid this morning and nothing smoked. Talk about depressing! It's like paying a gazillion bucks to see a F-1 race live and nobody crashes! Or going to a bullfight and having the referees call it a draw. Or attending a cockfight where all the chickens are legless, flightless mutants. Or taking LSD for the first time and seeing only your mother-in-law in the buff. Or marrying your high school sweetheart and realizing on your honeymoon that you'd really rather be with a big, hairy, tattooed biker. Or taking a cruise to Mexico and finding that, because of the swine flu, the ship is only allowed to circle Catalina Island 40 times. Or taking 6 doses of performance enhancing herbal supplements before a date with the girl of your dreams, only to learn over dinner that she wants to be "just friends." Okay, it was less exciting than I thought it would be, but I'm glad it worked as designed... On to the next two on my list. :-D

                              "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                              Roger Wright wrote:

                              taking LSD for the first time and seeing only your mother-in-law in the buff

                              You are one sick puppy! :laugh:

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                                Roger Wright wrote:

                                Or going to a bullfight and having the referees call it a draw

                                The only game that can be played for five days (or more, but timeless Tests belong to the past) and yet end in a draw :-D

                                Cheers, Vikram.

                                Current activities: Films: The classic Pink Panther series TV series: Friends, season 3 Books: Liar's Poker, by Michael Lewis.


                                Carpe Diem.

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                                When I was a student I asked an Indian and an Englishman at a dinnerparty to explain the rules of cricket to me... Two hours later, we left them in my kitchen still discussing/arguing the rules, to go for a pubcrawl! I still don't have a clue about the rules of cricket, but I understand that it involves a lot of tea.

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                                  We connected my new substation to the grid this morning and nothing smoked. Talk about depressing! It's like paying a gazillion bucks to see a F-1 race live and nobody crashes! Or going to a bullfight and having the referees call it a draw. Or attending a cockfight where all the chickens are legless, flightless mutants. Or taking LSD for the first time and seeing only your mother-in-law in the buff. Or marrying your high school sweetheart and realizing on your honeymoon that you'd really rather be with a big, hairy, tattooed biker. Or taking a cruise to Mexico and finding that, because of the swine flu, the ship is only allowed to circle Catalina Island 40 times. Or taking 6 doses of performance enhancing herbal supplements before a date with the girl of your dreams, only to learn over dinner that she wants to be "just friends." Okay, it was less exciting than I thought it would be, but I'm glad it worked as designed... On to the next two on my list. :-D

                                  "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                                  Roger Wright wrote:

                                  Or marrying your high school sweetheart and realizing on your honeymoon that you'd really rather be with a big, hairy, tattooed biker.

                                  Wouldn't it be funny if high school sweetheart is a big, hairy, tattooned biker? :) My older son went to his first date yesterday, he is only 15.

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                                    We connected my new substation to the grid this morning and nothing smoked. Talk about depressing! It's like paying a gazillion bucks to see a F-1 race live and nobody crashes! Or going to a bullfight and having the referees call it a draw. Or attending a cockfight where all the chickens are legless, flightless mutants. Or taking LSD for the first time and seeing only your mother-in-law in the buff. Or marrying your high school sweetheart and realizing on your honeymoon that you'd really rather be with a big, hairy, tattooed biker. Or taking a cruise to Mexico and finding that, because of the swine flu, the ship is only allowed to circle Catalina Island 40 times. Or taking 6 doses of performance enhancing herbal supplements before a date with the girl of your dreams, only to learn over dinner that she wants to be "just friends." Okay, it was less exciting than I thought it would be, but I'm glad it worked as designed... On to the next two on my list. :-D

                                    "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                                    I'm disappointed in you, Roger. First rule of electrical engineering:

                                    Tune for maximum smoke.

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                                      You just listened to Alanis Morissette didn't you? ;P

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                                      Roger Wright
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                                      No. Should I? :rolleyes:

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                                        Roger Wright wrote:

                                        taking LSD for the first time and seeing only your mother-in-law in the buff

                                        You are one sick puppy! :laugh:

                                        Rob Manderson My bloghttp://robmanderson.blogspot.com[^]

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                                        Roger Wright
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                                        Aw, shucks... You knew that already. ;P

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                                          Hey, you're already on Myspace ;P compared to that, YouTube is nothing. Hop on over and watch some cricket!

                                          Cheers, Vikram.

                                          Current activities: Films: The classic Pink Panther series TV series: Friends, season 3 Books: Liar's Poker, by Michael Lewis.


                                          Carpe Diem.

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                                          :laugh: :laugh:

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